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Current [@MrAllenJ] i can be yuor angle or devil
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S T R A I G H T O U T T A E U L A DS
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10 yrs ago
i have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO just pm me up a casual rp
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#gorillalivesmatter because gators can snatch children without getting shot
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i'm just a guy who's an artist for fun.

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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

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WE HAVE AN IC TAB!?!?!?


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Protip: Anything with space on it and requires many, many (but not too many) paragraphs is an instant visit from Keyguyperson.

Going to enter because I have for once a idea that I feel will be good.


*because Keyguy is in it
<Snipped quote by Unfortunately>"thank mr cabrón"
Wut?


not counted if you question mr cabrón

wait 12 hours before thanking mr cabrón again
One Bible length.
First contact will be on a first dibs, first serve basis, with the ship arriving at a random planet owned by another nation.

if you see this jaypeg file while scrolling

you have been visited by ceco
corvet of space rome
good gold and first contact will come to you
but only if you comment
"thank mr cabrón" on this post first


Amar Cenadi
200 km from capital


It was a dark, cold and rainy day in the city. In the days of modern man, such weather was characteristic of a violent and life-threatening cyclone; in the age of future technology, this was just another negligible storm, and not even an occurrence severe enough to halt launches. Of course, other catastrophes take place when others fade to insignificance. Such as meteor impacts, or barbarian invasions. Osteros Madus, his arms pressed against his sides in an effort to slide through dozens of crewmen, slipped through the iron doors of the Ceco's cockpit.

The room smelt of grilled Mardijas, with hints of Cabac mead mixed in. Even for a room simply designed to navigate the corvette, there were a few pieces of art and decoration stuck around; some were built-in as part of the classic Canzanese design, others were later installed by the crew. Such example is a colored painting in the center of the rain-soaked windows, tacked to the partition. On it was the face of an Adarro male in his 70's, with a glimmering blue exoskeleton and ruggedly handsome features on the face underneath, known to the general populace as the incumbent Emperor Cadacasus. Another were the murals at the edges of the semicircular ceiling, with depictions of Escerianic scenes on the far left, Qasteric scenes on the far right, and general Canzanese and Maratigal historical events at the center. Interestingly, the exterior of the ship-- and most ships of the Empire in general, seems to be void of any decoration and follow simple, minimal designs.

Activity was hectic. If one could understand all the jargon being thrown about, most of the talk was all about a pre-colonization reconnaissance mission, or to make it simple, checking a planet if it has everything the telescope-slash-spectrometers said about it. If the instruments said that a certain planet had high concentrations of iron and rests on the habitable zone, but the mission denies it, then they could simply look elsewhere. Otherwise, without a mission, time and resources are wasted on making dozens of colony ships return-- just one fuel-efficient recon ship going there and back here is enough.

Osteros descended slowly down the steps to meet with his brother up front, taking a bottle of mead from a crewman that immediately took the initiative to serve him along the way. Cemau Madus, able to hear Osteros' treads approaching closer among the sea of noise, raised his left hand in a welcoming gesture. The Corator, after sitting down and taking a quick swig of a Cabac, sensing the burst of bittersweet flavors swirling and gushing in his mouth, leaned to his side towards his brother. (Neither of them are heirs to the throne.)

"You know..." Osteros said.

"Yes, yes, I know what you're talking about." replied Cemau, "Qadem ain't a very nice fellow, and you don't like him."

"No, that's not what-" said Osteros.

"Outsiders, sure. You've been talking about them for the last... three years. The heir you keep griping about how you don't like him for like, five. Calm down. We don't even know if they're real yet. Besides, we'll just speed away if we ever saw one, because all they speak is good old gibberish, and we haven't even figured out the art of breaking language barriers fast."

"Ugh." Osteros groaned. "You have no sense of caution."

"And you're pessimistic. But enough of that, we're about to do the job."

"Wait, I-"

The room trembled and shook, and the heart of the engines raced as the ship began its vertical ascent to the grey skies. Immediately the remaining few crewmen who forgot to sit beforehand sat and buckled up, trying to secure themselves before the Ceco would suddenly thrust itself forward, upward and away from the skies of Maratigal, dropping raindrops from its hull. The ship then stopped again to adjust its position, calculate, prepare and engage its warp, and in the blink of an eye the Ceco was no more from the vicinity of the world.
I have gathered enough motivation.

Time to put my hands to the test.
Giving it a day or two to start up. This will immediately start ahead when interest is higher than expected.
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