Vilageidiotx

Do The Eagles Circle The Mountains? - A Eastern "Middle Ages" Fantasy RP

Also, in an unrelated note, I might have accidentally stumbled into what will become my Opera post. 3k words in and no end in sight. Which is funny, because It was born from a change in the way I post in this RP because I wanted my posts here to be shorter...

Basically, I decided I wanted to color the world by dragging out the party amongst multiple posts, but in doing so I have a guy telling a story and I want him to tell a complete story in one post.

Do The Eagles Circle The Mountains? - A Eastern "Middle Ages" Fantasy RP

Just make sure they sound like something that belongs in Poertia. If you haven't read my posts yet, you should make sure you do so you got an idea of what is going down.

My space pizza shop will not cater openly gray weddings

But grays aren't trying to destroy the nuclear-powered clone-group family unit, they're trying to assimilate into it!

YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!

@Frizan

Assimilation is futile.

My space pizza shop will not cater openly gray weddings

It's dangerous to society. When Grays can get married willy nilly, no less then the traditional Nuclear-Powered Clone-Group Family Unit will collapse!

My space pizza shop will not cater openly gray weddings

I miss the days when marriage was strictly between a man and his green Orion slave girl.

My space pizza shop will not cater openly gray weddings

What happens if two gray people decide to not call themselves "Married", but instead use another term? Call them "Partners", or "Mutual Orifice Probing Technicians."

I just found out my cousin is pregnant.

well i cannot be the father

@Dead Girl

Not if Maury has anything to say about it.

Do The Eagles Circle The Mountains? - A Eastern "Middle Ages" Fantasy RP

I'm like halfway through a redone sheet but unsure if I really want to play something with such a complicated background. I'll settle for something eventually. I mean, I am writing. I'm just not settling for what I write because my brain likes to hold my shit hostage like that, telling me it's too complicated, or not good enough. Ya'll don't even know my struggle.

@Pepperm1nts

I think everybody does that. The difference is that we learned an ancient truth.

Why are there meat eating plants if they are autotrophs

Its a sexual selection thing.

Being a carnivore is much more manly and bad ass, so the plants with these manly tendencies had an easier time getting laid. One moment a dandelion is catching a fly to impress a lady plant, and after a few generations you have fly traps.

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

<Snipped quote by Doivid>

i am not the girl next door
and i am not the girl you take to church
i am that psychic bitch you see in the movies

@Dead Girl

Jennifer Love Hewitt?