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8 yrs ago
Current I RP for the ladies
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8 yrs ago
#Diapergate #Hugs2018
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9 yrs ago
I fucking love catfishing
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9 yrs ago
Every time I insult a certain coworker, i'll take money from their jar. Saving for beer would never be easier!
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9 yrs ago
The Jungle Book is good.
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Most Recent Posts

Damn, now I miss traditional caveman marriage.
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I don't know what constitutes sluttiness anymore, everybody out here mauling each other's genitals like a package of dingdongs man

PSA: stop having sex you're making everyone else look bad


It's something to do, though.
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That fucking light-bulb plug.


Hang it from your favorite fixture!
"I am a Canada!"
Just take an old speech by, like, Churchill or something and rerig it to be about jelly fish.
Have toasters been invented? Its important for there to be toasters.


Yup, it was invented in the gay nineties.



Checks out.
So going to England is a lot like going to a Ren Faire. I always suspected...

Standard tourist techniques. In Guatemala people would go to the hardware store and buy machetes (they're as normal as hedge clippers down there), squiggle on them with sharpy, and sell them in the street to tourists for a 1500% markup. Basically everybody in every country scams everybody from every other country. Welcome to erf.


Who the fuck would buy a squigglechete?
Yiff.


@Dinh AaronMk already covered that.
Everywhere I look all I see are sluts.


Damn, dude. I wish I was there.
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