Damn, now I miss traditional caveman marriage.




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I don't know what constitutes sluttiness anymore, everybody out here mauling each other's genitals like a package of dingdongs man
PSA: stop having sex you're making everyone else look bad
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That fucking light-bulb plug.
Have toasters been invented? Its important for there to be toasters.

Standard tourist techniques. In Guatemala people would go to the hardware store and buy machetes (they're as normal as hedge clippers down there), squiggle on them with sharpy, and sell them in the street to tourists for a 1500% markup. Basically everybody in every country scams everybody from every other country. Welcome to erf.
Everywhere I look all I see are sluts.