Vilageidiotx

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Nursing Home for Supernatural Old Folk

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

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I can't fap to that nipple.

@Dinh AaronMk

You have to try harder.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

(I'm taking liberties with how Freedom Square and Batumi in general is shaped. Here's something quick I drew in Imgur to try and explain how the Main Street/Freedom Square thing is going)

What does the nipple on the fountain stand for?

Feminism In High Schools - New Age Indoctrination

I think we need to get you a hobby or something. You're like that distant uncle everyone doesn't want to pay attention to on facebook, but instead of conspiracy theories about Obama and libr'als, you are just afraid of girls.

The Tale of Billy Tilly

Billy Tilly decided to visit the local inn, the Ploughin' Pony. And then his skeleton burst from his body, killing him. The skeleton, now free, decided that it was about time to leave this swingin' brony sex motel and go become an economist. He went to the nearest hat shop and bought a nice black top hat with the money he got off of his old skin, several now dead hookers, and the wishes of little boys and girls. The black hat soon taught Billy Tilly's skeleton the basics of identity fraud to help his education as an economist. With his new tool, the skeleton went down the street pointing out frauds, until he pointed at a cop and was tazed right in the calcium. The men took him into the prisons but he was, however, soon released- as skeletons are very white. Now an ex-con, the skeleton wrote a book about economy from the perspective of a prison-bound human skeleton. Said book exploded in popularity and profits, inflating both his wallet and his ego. His ego got so big that it burst from his bones, killing him. Billy Tilly's ego went to find a new host, and found a small Kentucky boy named Tilly Billy who loved to play the spoons. Now, the spoons he played was a convoluted instrument that involved lining up a number couples spooning based on the pitch of their voice, and pressing them together using a complex piano-style machine that caused them to sigh, allowing the spoon player to make melodies out of sensual moans. The purchase and operating costs of this instrument had bankrupted Tilly Billy's family, but armed with Billy Tilly's demonaic ego, he went into poverty with the machine still thinking himself the best composer in the world. Tilly Billy finally died of STDs in 6900, Which led the possessing ego to go find another host in the streets of Brooklyn.

Who happened to be a teenage girl who had so many highlights in her hair she looked like a walking skittles commercial. This girl's name for Silly Milly, and each skittle-colored highlight represented her passion for the gay community. But she was in reality a cis-tranz neo-reactionary Nazi spy working for the Russians. Silly Milly had already successfully taken over Brookyln from the inside, and was about to catch a tram to New York until Billy Tilly's ego took her over. Billy Tilly's ego taught Silly Milly in the ways of the patriarchy, which have long been illegal, at least since the great purge of White men in 3030. She grew a beard, bought a two-pronged cross, and began preaching the gospel about how the Pope was a dick and men were the shit. One day, her sermon was interrupted and her soapbox kicked over by the Matriarchio Mob, who threatened to smash all her windows unless she started paying them 'Oppression Tax'. Preaching one last time, Silly Milly transformed Billy Tilly's Ego into a gay guardian angel to fight off the mob. The gay guardian angel battled the mobsters for twelve days and twelve nights until the eve of Leif Erikson Day. On the thirteenth day, the lord spake to the mob.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" boomed the Lord. At that moment, the Lord exploded into 1,000 meaty chunks, which fed the patriarchal rebels for 1337 days, and 1337 nights. This event became known as the 666th Christmas miracle, and has been celebrated by patriarchals for thousands of years. On that 1,337th night, Silly Milly and her patriarchal rebels stormed Fort Cox, a place in which the matriarchy stores all of the male genitalia, where it can't hurt anyone. This activated a nuke that shot Billy Tilly's ego into outer space, in search of a new world.

Billy Tilly's ego landed on a planet where everything was the same except that animals used toilets and people did their business in the grass or on the sidewalks. The ego possessed a large human dropping, and raised an army of misused grass fields to fight against the Illumanati. With the grass suddenly in the revolt, the strange planet began to look like northern Utah. Soon bones, dried grass, and poop splatters covered the war ravaged, Northern Utah-esque planet. So that it also smells like California.

Radical Feminism, Misandry & the Rise of MGTOW

And even a massive chunk of European aggressive anti-homosexuality comes from the 19th century nation-building era, where statesmen became concerned about the masculinity of their states. It is easy to blame this shit on Christianity, but as anyone who has actually read the biblical evidence can see how it's a minor rule drawn from a chapter that also includes instructions for how God likes his meat cooked and rules about how to build separate housing for women on their menses. Historically, from what I can tell, the medieval world used Homosexuality as a sort of legislative insult, like something you'd tack on to the real charges in order to make the accused look bad. A sort of "You embezzled funds from the church, and you are also fuckin' GAY!"

This isn't to say homosexuality was as acceptable as it would have been to the ancient Greeks, but rather that so long as it wasn't out in public people would general be OK with it being a rumor. There would be exceptions, but they would always be tied to something else, even if that something else was just a grudge.

Until you get to the Enlightenment. It is easy to think of the Enlightenment as the time where human rights were first popularized and science ruled supreme, but it was also a time when cold machine-thinking was admired and pseudo-science ruled the popular imagination. Its easier to imagine homosexuality as some sort of disease when you are actually in the practice of classifying diseases, and the new Darwinian and Malthusian concern about how population worked brought social deviation to the spotlight, and made it something that was damned by leaders who wanted to develop the manliest populations of modern soldiers that they could. After all, they needed to breed all those guys who would die in the trenches in 1914.

What's the sexiest instrument to be found playing on a streetlit train station at night

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That's all well and good but what if you're a woman trying to attract a man with your musical talent?

@Clirkus

Men don't listen to music. Men are cold motherfuckers who get shit done.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Brazil can't get anybody to cosign for a Guiana

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Its murky. Britain is occupying South Africa, making that a warzone where people vowing to protect the freedom of an African country might not be welcome. Not to mentioned that it is the long way round.

That being said, Spain hasn't moved to block off Mogadishu or Mombasa yet. I dunno, whatever you think works. Either way, maybe run it by Googer first?