Vilageidiotx

Let's Discuss our Standards.

It isn't a bad idea to ask somebody who is picking up an awkward character to thing about what they are doing.

One word story.

Snacks

Guild secret talents

Oh shit, that counts? In that case, I can lick Rax's elbow too.

I, Arabicus: A story of Rome and the rise of Islam

@Vilageidiotx Would it be alright if I control the Shahanshah in my next post? Not doing anything crazy. Basically, the Shah and his court are travelling to Susa for the winter (it was the winter capital of the Empire, while Ctesiphon was the summer capital). I might maybe include some interaction with the Shahanshah, but I'm not quite sure as of yet.

Also, pondering the possibility of RP'ing as a Roman of some sort alongside Karen to get in on all that action. Maybe a scholar of some sort, of even a priest/monk to get some theological perspective on the situation.

@babbysama

Go for it

One word story.

Trump

Why does the rest of Guild think we're animals?

I think we're just more in touch with our Id.

@Loud Angry Dead

Especially the Wizard of Id.

That mofo funny, that is all I gotta say.

Today I am older

<Snipped quote by Halo>

Turned it last month.

@Dinh AaronMk

I'm a year older than even that.

Though really, i've noticed mid-twenties is almost the norm here. Or maybe that is just the norm for people who tell their age without being asked.

Why does the rest of Guild think we're animals?

The rest of the forum is like the native tribes of the Americas. Sure, they see us as animals, but because they revere animals for their spiritual symbolism and power, we here in Spam are like Gods to them, the weak willed plebeians that permeate the other subforums.

Scenario for spam

I call a variety of cops, because I am a responsible human being with responsibilities.

One word story.

Constitutional