Vilageidiotx

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

I'm a city boy so I've never been out in the wild. I held a handgun once. Never fired anything though.

@Pepperm1nts

My father used to make guns as a hobby when he was my age, so I've had some experience with that sort of thing growing up. But I like old shit, so I always thought his muskets were cooler than the semi-autos. Never fucked with an Fully-Automatic of any sort though.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

I've killed a deer before.

But hunting sucks. You have to get up early, then sit around and do nothing in particular in the cold. And if that isn't working, you have to walk up hills and shit. And you don't get paid for any of it. Plus I'm not sure commune hippies get to hunt.

You know, if I hadn't been raised in a redneck Missouri environment, I'm pretty sure i'd be completely incapable of doing any gun-stuff in RP's at all. It'd be some Bollywood shit.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

I mean, if we go homeless suddenly, we'd all have some money saved up, I assume. Just not enough for a house or apartment. So we could probably put what little money we have left together and buy ourselves Big Macs for a few months until we figure out farming.

@Pepperm1nts

They'll find us dead with a bunch of half-eaten Big Macs planted in the ground nearby.

I guess Googer has biology experience though. He can tell the plants to chlorophyll for us.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

If we become homeless we should set up a hippie commune and just live in harmony with nature.

@Pepperm1nts

The difference between that and being homeless is that you kinda gotta know how to build huts out of shit and how to plant crops. How many people here got agricultural experience aside from the helping in Grandma's garden variety?

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Tried to take out President Trump during his fifth term in office using an Assassin's Creed outfit, but was caught because he had the soundtrack of aforementioned game playing out-loud on his phone. Managed to flee for shelter in the British Embassy thanks to his shady Communism Fan-Fic ties with PM Morden Man.

Double Post

shut the fuck up

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

One future PM and one future head of the Rwandan Secret Police. Not bad.

@Byrd Man

That'll be one of those weird factoids that gets spread on the internet.

"Did you know Prime Minister Morden Man and Rwandan Secret-Nuclear-Engineer-Police Commandant Evan "The Cat" used to write goofy BS Communism Fan-Fic together with a bunch of now homeless Midwesterners?"

Ye Olde Sacrificial Games: A Historie Comith

Well, let's keep this going for you then.

Anastasia Romanov, The Marquis de Sade, Leon Trotsky, and the Prophet Muhammad.

Best rap lines ever.

I need to read more contemporary literature. I've been doing a lot of history books and old-school literature for the last year and they are starting to run a bit stale. Running across a bit of a "Where to start" problem though.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Still doing shit at the Air Assault School. Life sucks but what else is new?

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Take it from me and become a nuclear engineer.

@TheEvanCat

I would never make a good engineer anything. That was never in the cards.