And we're back!
MilkDuds are a great candy, they are an excellent candy. They get stuck to your teeth, like Hillary, they get stuck to your teeth, that is what people are saying. But they are a great candy, they are an American candy. They have milk. Milk is good, it is a good color, the color of milk will make America great again.
Skeleton Kid brutally drains Jason Vorhees's blood and takes a little bubble bath in it. The Neighborhood Watch guy only said he'd watch, he never said he'd help. Undertale tries to avenge Alabama but is stopped by MayLily, who either likes Clowns or thinks Alabama got what it deserved. Shifty Kebab finds a food shiftier than his. Final fantasy purchases one of its people from slavery only to see the screen turn to blood. Obama makes use of the NSA to spy on Myyt. Mike Myers is also spooked by the green stuff. Mahz makes use of Skeleton kid's strategy but does not have the guts to go as far.
Michael Myers seems think think we are in the second act of the film, as he is targeting the Token Black Guy already. Swedish Death Metal does some dancing, apparently recovering from having became a Were-MichaelMyers. Shoryu also becomes covered in blood, and disappears forever because of
a lawsuit I barely dodged plot things. Rumors about Hillary Clinton's health appear to be true. Blood seems very easy to come across. Palin, in a camouflage pants suit and well armed, tracks Satan like he were an endangered species with a spot on her wall already picked out for its corpse. Sans cannot take any of this anymore, though not a lot of things have happened. Baklava loses an organ, or maybe just the blood needed to fuel all these blood-coverings. tsukune faces the horror of having a fight with their Waifu.
VarionusNW remembers his skeleton, perhaps startled by the possibility that his might be as blood thirsty as Skeleton Kid. Buffalo Wings finds the Hooplah fish nursing the wound left by his lost eye and, for no apparent reason but to be a dick, jumps out and scares him. That's Buffalo Wings, just when you've forgotten about them they all jump back out. Leatherface overeats. Jack Skellington is cornered by a vicious mollusk and barely escapes the clacking of the thing to tell his tale. Gary Johnson discovers a house giving out candy and is outraged at such a flagrant breach of market principles; the good candy, given out to little peasant kids? Overlook Hotel... yeh, that makes a lot of sense actually. I picked the right picture for that. Broby gets some of that blood on him too. Overwatch twists its head and I can't take it, largely because I can't figure out what that means.
And there they are. The glorious dead of day one. Alabama, poisoned by a clown. Demon Teemo, suicide. And Jason, torn apart by a Swedish Band transformed into a Michael Myers. Three down means forty five more to go.
Wilted Rose
