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June 20th: Fort Portal, Watu wa Uhuru held Swahili People's Republic
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The flag of the Watu wa Uhuru was not the red and black of the European anarchists. Marcel Hondo-Demissie rejected those colors, the hues of blood and death. He did not dream of violence. It was true he conducted it, but violence had been forced upon him, and he did not wish to serve under its banner. The flag of the Watu wa Uhuru was pearly white, a dove dominating its the center, an olive branch in its beak. It whipped proudly in the wind above Fort Portal.

(Optional Listening if you can read and listen at the same time)

Marcel was there when the farmers arrived to deposit their harvest in the granaries. He loved this work the best. He helped the common soldiers unload the trucks full of corn and millet into large wooden barrel-like structures held up off the ground by wooden poles. It was hard work, but it made him feel close to the earth, a part of the honest process of feeding the people. The farmers were not paid for their work in money. Instead, he gave them the right to replenish their supplies and equipment as needed whenever they delivered a load. Any man caught abusing this right and reselling the products of the revolutionaries risked losing Marcel's protection, becoming carrion for the warring factions in the so called Swahili People's Republic.

He was shoveling grain into a bin when Captain Ami approached, the tattered blue robes of the Force Socialiste hanging from the man's shoulders. His expression was grave. Marcel stopped working and waited for the hammer to drop.

"The Revolutionary Army is moving from Kisumu. They will be in Revolution-Town soon."

"Lutalo will use them." Marcel replied airily. "Don't worry. We knew this day would come. We must prepare our defenses."

"Can we defend against their entire force?"

"There is something we can do. It will be discussed at the meeting of the people tonight. I have a plan."

Ami smiled. When Marcel said he had a plan, worries went away. Marcel knew half of a good General's ability lay in his reputation. What had Joan of Arc used to retake France but reputation? His men fought hard expecting miracles. The burden on his shoulders was to keep his reputation and use it in service to his people and their cause.

He returned to shoveling corn, his hands tightening around the wooden grip of the shovel. He could feel his muscles tense in his arms. It was true that he had a plan, but he did not like it one bit.

"This is a boon crop." Marcel slapped the shoulder of the old toothless farmer when they were done. "How is your truck?"

"It is holding on to life. God willing it will survive me."

"It could use work." Marcel looked it over. It was a dented old rusting thing. The tires looked were nearly bald, and torn in some places showing the steel belt. "We have a mechanic. Your crop feeds that man, he won't mind helping you in return."

"I try to do my own work. But... I guess it won't hurt."

"Good health." Marcel sent the man off.

Fort Portal was a small colonial town in the green hills of western Uganda. Its centerpiece was the Palace of the Tooro Kingdom. The death of King Karamagi at the hands of the Communist revolution left the seat vacant, and Marcel's Congolese anarchists filled the void. The Palatial hill was now the meeting place of the Anarchist democracy; The Watu wa Uhuru Commune. That hill, peppered with a few scarce trees, watched over the humble streets of Fort Portal like a medieval mote and bailey.

Marcel went to the Maisha-Marefu Hospital, looking for the love of his life, longing for the comfort he derived by simply being in her presence. The mudbrick building held the only window air-conditioners in Anarchist territory, and their growl could be heard from the other side of town when all was quiet enough. He passed through the door. The place smelled like sauce and fresh fruit. The building was mostly open save for the quarantine ward and surgical theater. He saw Grace serving wine to the patients, and the sight of her warmed him down to the soul.

Grace Odinga was a Ugandan, a shapely woman with an infectious smile, who'd won his heart when he came to this land in the heady days of its early revolution, when he naively though of James Lutalo and Thomas Jefferson Murungaru as potential friends and comrades. They had disappointed them, but Grace had not. She held her hair up in a hair scarf now, making her look matronly.

"Where did you get those bottles?" he asked her.

"One of our raiders gave them to us. He said the the sick need comfort more than he does."

"Our people are a good people." Marcel said, his heart fluttering with pride. How much of acts like this could he take credit for? How much was innately human, freed from the gladiatorial nature of most societies?

"I am announcing the plan." he said, feeling guilty for injecting business into the happiness of the moment. "The one we talked about. Lutalo has been reinforced."

"You must do what you must do." she said, kissing him on the cheek. "I will support you. When you say your say, my voice will cry out the loudest in your favor."

"I know." he said, "But I thought you should be warned. A lot of people will disagree."

"I have faith in you, Marcel. All will turn out well." she smiled that wide, toothy smile that always got to him. He wanted her now. Not just her presence, but all of her.

"Do you think you could come home for a moment, or are you needed here?" he asked.

She bit her lip. "Let me tell the girls. I'll meet you there." He smiled, and they parted. He went ahead.

The sound of hammers and chattering of workers came from a nearby build-site as he exited into the open air. He went to their home, a small house under the palatial hill, consisting of a small front room, a kitchen, and a bedroom barely large enough for the bed. The decor was bare. It was not a true home after all, but a war-time hideout. Getting attached to it would not do.

She entered and flung herself into his arms. Their mouths met, and they started undressing each other with excited arms, half-naked by the time they reached the bed. Her breasts fell out when he took off her shirt. She grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him into bed.

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The sun was setting when the free people of Fort Portal gathered on the palatial hill to discuss their future. It happened outdoors, when the humid air was starting to cool, and the insects beginning their song in the yellow light. Marcel and Grace sat in the center along with their captains. Those captains were no sign of creeping authority; they were elected by this very council, the soldiers and their families choosing them by popular acclaim. The people surrounded them on all sides, gathered together in a great crowd, the healthy standing, the unhealthy sitting down in chairs that'd been dragged out from nearby homes.

"Is the assembly of the people present in this field?" he shouted, his voice carried, deep and low. Several hundred ululating shouts and cries came in response. He smiled. "Good. Now, what do we have to discuss?"

A sheep-like crowd, untrained in the art of deciding things, like those found everywhere else in the world, would become a hollering mass at this moment. The first few attempts at such a meeting had been just that. Marcel's style of democracy was born in the Askari rebellion, forged between disciplined comrades with a common goal. When he came to Fort Portal and applied that practice here, it'd been a confusing mess. But Marcel was patient with his people, and he trained them how to conduct democracy. Conversations in cafes, in the back of patrol cars, and in the family home oftentimes drifted to public policy. People chose spokesmen. Those speakers brought objects with them to hold up, and waited until they were chosen. When Marcel asked the people what they had to discuss, planks of wood, sticks from trees, cooking pans, and even rifles appeared above the heads of the crowd. Marcel climbed onto his chair and chose a waving rifle first.

"Our patrol spotted an elephant herd twenty klicks to the southwest. It would be no struggle to harvest their ivory and move it to market north or south. Such a thing would be a boon to our cause."

Marcel was impressed. "Good find, comrade. What is the opinion of the people?"

A mighty clamor came from them, a fierce roar and show of hands. There was no question, the motion had passed. Marcel held out his hands. "What else is brought before the people?" A plank went up before anybody else. Marcel motioned for the holder to speak.

"I say we applaud Marcel Hondo-Demissie's victory over the enemy in the battle of the tree men. Without you, we would be lost."

Marcel didn't have time to speak before the crowd shouted agreement again, this time their voices lasting longer, so that he could only smile and wait. When they'd stopped, he spoke. "I share that applause with the men who fought against the enemy that day. It was a victory they won and bled for. And we have all fought and bled for the final victory. So let us remember that. The people are great, and the martyrs for the people are the best of all." Another ululating shout. He held his hands out, and motioned that he was going to speak. They people became quiet.

"We have another issue to speak of, before we can get to the rest. We have won many great victories, but we have not won the war. Our enemy gathers his strength now that Mombasa has fallen, and his strength is great. We cannot fight this war alone. We need allies."

The crowd buzzed. A stick went up. "What allies can we have? There is no one near who shares our values." the speaker shouted when pointed to.

"This is true." Marcel agreed, "It is an unlucky truth that we are surrounded by tyrants, but what can we do? We can lament our fate and die like martyrs, but what do we gain by such a thing? We do not fight for death. We fight for life! The life we have created for ourselves! We live in a world of devils. What do we do? We make deals with those devils, and we survive." The people began to murmur now, but Marcel continued "The Free Army of God, and the King of Buganda, share the same fate with us if Lutalo wins. They are reactionaries, I know this, but they are our only potential allies, so far from everything and inaccessible to the world."

The muttering crowd became loud. Objects were raised above their heads. Marcel knew their objections would be similar enough. He picked a man in the front. "Many of us fled from the King of Buganda. Some of us have family who are suffering in the north. The Free Army of God murders Muslims in cold blood, and so many of our people are of that faith. We cannot sell our own people to these monsters. Better die at the hands of the communists than be murdered by the King of Buganda or crucified by the Free Army."

Marcel responded. "We approach them because we are their only hope. We have leverage over the reactionaries. Who is it who has won victories against the Communists? Only us! When we die, the reactionaries die too. They cannot ask anything more from us than to fight with them so we all might live."

Another response, from a man holding a stick. "When we finish the communists, we will be finished too. The Free Army and the King of Buganda will see us as the biggest threat, and we will be destroyed by them. What is the gain?!"

"More time to live, to grow, and to plan." Marcel said, "I have faith that our revolution is the right one. Why have the Communist revolutions failed to spread like the wildfire they were supposed to be? Because they are not true revolutions at all! Hou is an Emperor! Villeneuve is a King! Priscilla is a President! They are statesmen, not revolutionaries. This is the revolution! And when we make victories, we will spread our revolution, and the people who suffer under the reactionaries will join us. They will be allies at the beginning, but they will be ours in the end!"

The people cried out. He had them. In the declining light, the singing insects were joined by the hymns of revolution.
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June 19th: Sheikh, Adal Province, Ethiopian Empire
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Hassan sat in the shade of a tamarisk tree, its many branching trunks creating an umbrella protecting half of the garden from the sun. Nearby myrrh trees filled the air with an earthy smell like fresh incense. Over the wall of foliage, a rough stone minaret pointed at the sky, rising beside an unimpressive square mosque. In the garden, two stools sat either side of an octagonal table, borrowed from a nearby cafe and ported over in a Doofarka. Hassan mounted one of those stools, his sheathed scimitar tapping against its legs whenever he moved.

The heat was severe. The air throbbed with it, and in the distance the desert shimmered. With the rainy season over, the scrub-blanketed mountains faded from green to brown, and the desert became a place of death. Hassan sipped at a glass of iced tamarind juice and waited silently, white-wrapped Dervish warriors all around him, no flesh visible but their hands and a strip around their eyes.

He heard the engine before the Landrover came into view. Doors opened, and slammed closed. A man in his thirties with a close-cut black beard, wearing white robes and a keffiyeh, exited the passenger's side. He was accompanied by two guards wearing khaki military uniforms and keffiyehs. Hassan stood up.

"Ali ibn Talal!" he greeted, "How is your grandfather? Is he well?"

"He is fine, by the will of Allah. You are looking well too."

"Yes, yes. I invite you to sit. Would you like something to drink?"

"Yes. Thank you." they both sat down. Hassan snapped his fingers. A Dervish brought the young man a glass of iced tamarind juice. Ali watched the servant with interest. "Aren't these your favored soldiers?"

Hassan smiled. "Yes, but soldier is the operative word. They live to serve at my pleasure, not to grow fat on pride."

"That is a strange philosophy."

"It may be, but I have no problems with discipline."

Ali took a drink. "Well, let's get down to real talk. What is it the Caliphate can do for you?"

"Let me be blunt. I seek independence from the infidel Emperor." The statement hung heavy in the hair for a moment, neither man speaking. Ali broke the silence. "You need help with that? You seem to have your land under control" he said.

"It is better to have more support than you need than to be evenly matched. To lose a war like that would be the end of my legacy. I only intend to win."

"I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I cannot help." Ali held his arms wide open and shrugged, "The Caliphate cannot go to war with their neighbor. It is simply not an option. A war fought over the Red Sea would attract attention from every nation in the world."

"I don't necessarily need soldiers, but support in arms and money would be fine. Both are precious to me."

Ali leaned back. "I would need to talk to my father. You understand this. Though I don't know if a rebellion is even advisable, to be honest with you. Is your arrangement not for protection against the West?"

Hassan licked his lips. "Europe is not coming back. Such worries are the foolishness of our time. I have heard of the dealings the old European powers have among themselves, and it is a joke. They killed their best men in the Great War and those who have come to inherit it are cowards and idiots. The Emperor in Ethiopia uses that excuse because he is weak. He is controlled by his court, uninterested in his country, and confounding to his friends. It is an opportunity for anybody willing to take it, and I plan on taking it for all it is worth. One out of every three Ethiopians are of the true faith. I intend to restore them to their ancient rights. I would leave Ethiopia with the borders of Tewodros II. That is more than a war for independence, it is Jihad."

"It is a fantasy" Ali scolded, "Are you bewitched? I always thought you were a reasonable man. You do not have airplanes. You do not have armored vehicles. Not enough to counter the Ethiopians at least. And though your soldiers are brave, and the fire of the true faith is in their hearts, they are only flesh, and their small-arms are not enough to carry a modern war."

"I have some armor, and some planes."

"As I said, that is not enough."

"I know that loyalty is a rare commodity in Ethiopia. Their highlands are afire with shifta bands. That is not a unified country we should fear." Hassan paused for a moment, the fact he had something else to say clearly present on his face. "I have a thing to show you, if you would be willing to follow."

"I am your servant." Ali conceded. Hassan climbed into the driver's seat of a Doofarka. Ali climbed into its passenger seat. His two guards crowded into the turret. The steel poles that made up the bare-bones vehicle were baking hot to the touch. The frankenstein vehicle purred alive, its engine raspy and kicking. Hassan piloted into the desert.

It skipped across the desert as naturally as if it were a paved road. Sand kicked up in a cloud all around the vehicle. Hassan squinted his eyes and floored it, gripping the steering wheel tightly, enjoying the feeling of power in his hands. They came to a place facing the mountains. The sun pounded unshielded upon their heads. The Sheikh Mountains were true mountains, but not mighty ones. They looked worn down and old, weathered peaks covered with fading green shrubs. Hassan pulled a pair of binoculars from his belt and trained them on a couple of white dots. He handed them to Ali. "Up there, near the peak where I am pointing. You will see two men."

Ali looked. "Those are your men?" He asked.

"Dervishes." Hassan confirmed. "Taking their exercise."

"An interesting track."

"Those men haven't slept for three days. At all."

Ali put his binoculars down. "Are they ill?"

"They are kept awake by modern medicine. Military drugs I have procured. I don't sit on an ancient army like the Emperor of Ethiopia, hoping things may be the same. I seek updates. I seek improvements. Anything that gives even the slightest edge, I employee it."

"And the Emperor allows this?"

"I'm sure the Imperial government is aware, but I am allowed to cultivate my own defenses. That is in the Treaty of our union with Ethiopia. They take solace in those facts you mentioned, that the Ethiopian air force is updated and organized, that they can afford maintaining armored units. But there is more to war than equipment. If one of my Dervishes were to face down ten of the best Ethiopian soldiers, I'd put my money on the Dervish."

"Many a fool has uttered that line, Hassan. I am not convinced."

"If I were to convince you with victories, what would you say?"

"Facts cannot lie. But we are a long way from these things being fact."

well one you motherfuckers gonna hafta post so i can get what i'm sitting on out by saturday
@Veoline

We've opted to call in Hugs, although from what I can tell must of what we need him to review is effectively historical in the first place. I should bitch at Evan to post his opinions outside of the super sekrut club too.


veo's in the super sekrut club too
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June 17th: Kisumu, Swahili People's Republic
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Thomas Jefferson Murungaru sat on the edge of his bed in his room at the Umoja Hotel. The door to the balcony was open, letting a pleasant breeze blow in from Lake Victoria, the sound of children playing in the street coming from outside. He held a pen in his hand over a piece of parchment on a slim portable desk.

The Kikomunisti do not build nations in the Imperialist sense. We do not look at Europe as a model. To impose the European nation-state on Africa is to initiate one thousand years of fresh chaos. When Europeans came, they drew borders according to their needs, cutting through tribal lands, splitting common peoples from each other, and grouping peoples foreign to each other into colonies. Whereas Europe has been forged by murder into near-identical pockets of sameness, Africa is not yet one hundred years removed from her original freedom, and the rich tapestry of our cultural heritage still exists. One has to squint to see the difference between the Anglo-Saxon, the Norman, and the Briton, and there is no remnant left at all of the Iceni or the Jute. But whereas the people of Britain have been forced into a cultureless conformity, the Swahili Kikomunisti still know themselves as Kikuyu, Oromo, and Maasai. We are the Buganda, the Lango, and the Acholi.

Then how do we function? Without a national identity, what holds the Swahili Republic together? The answer rings out from the mouths, and is written in bold letters by the pens of every knowledgeable Marxist. There is no single British tribe. There is no single Swahili tribe. There is only the exploiter and the exploited. There is only class. I am Kikuyu, yet I can be a brother of the Maasai, he only need have class consciousness. I am brother to the proletarian in China, and in Britain. My nationality is the working brotherhood of man. It is understanding this truth, and implanting it into the heart of every African, that will make Africa free.

Letter from the Umoja hotel,
Thomas Jefferson Murungaru


Li Huan stirred. He put down his pen and turned to look at her. Her almond skin was partially visible beneath the thin linen sheets, teasing him with her nudity, two brown nipples pushing against the fabric. She was still asleep. He thrust his hand under the sheet, running his fingers against the soft skin on her belly, down through the unshaved thicket of hair between her legs, arriving delicately at her sex.

"Good morning" she said, a smile on her face, disheveled hair in front of her half-asleep eyes. When he looked at her she giggled and grabbed onto his arm, pulling him in. Their mouths met. He thought he tasted a slight tang of wine from the night before. Why couldn't it always be like this? Wasn't their revolution over? He wanted to settle down by the sea somewhere and spend the rest of his life happy.

"Are we waiting the day away again?" she asked hopefully. His smile faded. "I have some things to do."

"What things?" she asked. "I'll come with you."

"Have breakfast. I'll be back, and we can spend the rest of the day together doing nothing."

She sat up, her upper half rising above the sheet. She looked worried. "What is it? You can tell me. I am here to help."

"I know." he said while washing up, splashing water in his face and under his arms. He started getting dressed. "You can help me by getting breakfast."

"What are you not telling me?"

"I am meeting somebody today. It's not interesting, and I don't think he wants company. It won't take long."

"You owe me."

"We'll have dinner by the lake. I promise." He was now dressed, wearing his military fatigues, the common sort that most of his men wore.

"I'll hold you to that." She was smiling, uncertainly now. He did his best to look nonchalant as he slipped into the hall.

The Umoja Hotel had been turned into Kisumu's Communist headquarters, but this changed its appearance very little except for the clientele. It was full of rough-looking bush soldiers. Communist flags of various kinds hung above the hand-me-down British furniture. His men saluted him casually, holding up their breakfast to him and smiling. He returned the gesture and walked outside.

The kids in the street paid him no mind, yelling at each other as they kicked a rough leather ball down the rutted dirt road. The smell of fish was prevalent in this city, part from the breeze blowing off the lake, part from the markets selling fishermen's catches in the open air. It wafted through old colonial buildings, cheap imitations of European architecture constructed out of whatever material was easiest to get, built to be airy and open by people unaccustomed to the tropics, characterized by spindly wood and plaster covered in pealing paint. Toward the lake he could hear the crack of guns, careful and even, the sound of target practice.

The veterans of Mombasa lounged about the town, still riding high from the sack of Mombasa, draped with jewelry and trinkets like pirates in a movie. Murungaru had deprived them of their human spoils, releasing the victims of the sack of the city through Djibouti where they could be sent to more familiar countries in a subtle way, avoiding the bad press that would accompany a similar deposit in Dar es Salaam or Beira. He knew the sack of Mombasa still made a bad impression, but this was war. Germany had made a bad impression in the rape of Belgium, and they had recovered their reputation since then. He only felt remorse in one way; the doubt it had planted in Li Huan's idealistic breast, the way she second guessed his intentions now.

He walked toward Mbaya-Hispania Hospital; a colonial hospital built during the War to treat cases of Spanish Flu, afterwards converted into a Bedlam until the Communist movement took control of the city and emptied the asylum to fill their ranks. Now it was an annex to the Communist organization in this part of the country, an unassuming single story colonial building facing the lake, its only suspicious feature being the soldiers standing guard. Franz Agricola met him up front.

"I don't like this character." he said, uncertainty playing across his face. This was the same face that'd beamed so proudly at the trebuchets he built to take Mombasa. The engineer was second guessing him too.

"Why?" Murungaru kept walking.

"I talked to him, about his research. I like a good researcher and wanted to know what this guy was about. What he had to tell me... it's creepy, I think. I don't know any other word for it."

"This man has recommendations you wouldn't believe if I told you. I want to see what he can supply."

"Is the revolution not inevitable? You don't need a man like that."

"I don't have patience for the inevitable. Wait outside please. You know I can't let you in."

"What do... who do you have in there, General Secretary?"

"Work." Murungaru passed inside.

The building was dusty and partially decayed. Inside there were only guards, the rotting furniture unused and ignored since the revolution, and the man he'd came to see. He was dressed like an English butler from another century, held a gold-tipped cane in his gloved hands, and stood so properly as to be almost feminine. His hair bushed out from his head like a halo-disk. He smiled and tapped his cane twice against the ground. "You are the General Secretary, I presume? I must extol the virtue of your facial hair, it is remarkably Communist. You have the appearance of Chairman Hou Sai Tang's negroid cousin, if such a man were to exist."

"Dr Sisi. Your name proceeds you."

"Excellent. I appreciate that you are interested in narcotics? Because I must say, my cup overfloweth, videlicet clientele, and to take on more is... well, it is onerous work, General Secretary."

"I was told you prefer a different sort of payment. Something other than money?"

"And possess have such an article?"

"That's why we are here." Murungaru smiled insincerely, "Follow me. Though I warn you, I don't know what we'll see."

They walked along a rounded portion of the building until they came to a door. The guard there saw Murungaru walking toward him and opened it. They walked into what had once been a surgical facility, but was now mostly empty, except for the activity in the center of the room. The moment they entered, one naked man, his muscle-knotted back and ass glistening with sweat, climbed off a battered looking white man, a man Murungaru recognized as Commander Trevor from Mombasa, slumped against the wall like a tossed pillow.

"I told you to be ready for our guest!" Murungaru filled with pounding rage. He attacked the black man, slapping him several times in the face, wanting beat him but restraining himself in front of the Doctor. The white man at the wall groaned, his body a bruised and bleeding disaster, fresh red blood trickling down his leg. Dr Sisi ran to the victim, his face contorted in worry, and grabbed the damaged man by the head. Murungaru slapped the black man again and turned toward Sisi. "I apologize, Doctor. This is what comes from trusting faggots."

"What have they done to you!" Sisi had the dazed white man by the chin, maneuvering his head, inspecting it.

"I will have this faggot punished. This perversion..."

"Irrelevant." Sisi cut him off, "His nose is fractured, but his skull is intact. That is
marvelous. Though a concussion could come of the trauma apparent by the wounds on his skin. Have you been hurling this man's skull about?"

"I suppose." the torturer, still naked, shrugged.

"This is a valid peace offering, but in the future I will expect more, and in better condition. Science fears no evil, but it fears confounding factors. The head is delicate, and should be treated carefully" He looked up, and then around the room. "There is some equipment in here, but not much. I need to retrieve some tools. You mind?"

"Get what you need. Ask any of the guards and they'll help you."

"Good" Dr Sisi beamed, "And get your man servant dressed. His genitals are dripping this man's claret." Murungaru didn't look to see, but instead motioned to the torturer to do as told. Sisi grabbed a dusty stretcher cart and wheeled it outside. Murungaru stared at the ceiling, wishing he was still with Li Huan, and that this wasn't the work he was fated to do.

When Sisi came back, the cart was brimming with bags and strange supplies. He went to lift the half-dazed victim. The torturer helped him. They propped him into a chair, and Sisi poured a bucket of water onto him. It partially woke him, and the process of washing him down with a rag did the rest. While Commander Trevor came to his senses, Sisi grabbed a straight-razor.

"Kill me. Finish it." Trevor asked.

Sisi smiled. "No, sir. I am only amputating your mane." And so he did. He cut the man bald, worrying over every freshly discovered cut or bruise, until the entirety of his sickly white scalp was naked to the world.

"Do you know your benzodiazepines?" the Doctor asked the two standing men. Both shook their heads. "Well, look in the bag brimming with bottles and recover the one that reads chlordiazepoxide."

"What are you doing?" Murungaru asked.

"I can't travel with him like this, hogtied and gagged so he can't make an incriminating sound. Ah, very good." the latter response was to how the torturer handled the syringe and prepared the bottle even though he hadn't been asked, handing the filled syringe to Sisi. Without saying a word, Sisi injected it. Tom Trevor's eyes went wide for a moment as if he expected death, but he didn't protest. The man was spent.

"Now this alone could make the man transportable. Customarily I would do it in this fashion. But I know a method to make him more agreeable than chlordiazepoxide could ever do, and I postulate you need a demonstration, to understand why I expect quality specimens in immaculate condition. Now, aid me with this please." Murungaru didn't say a word. He watched as the Doctor and the torturer grabbed a big steel brace and fitted it over Trevor's head. The Doctor dug into his bag of drugs and injected several other liquids into the victim's scalp. When it was all done, he admired his work like an artist.

What he did next was sickening. He began to screw the brace-like contraption into the head of Commander Trevor. Blood trickled from the wounds. Trevor winced, but did not panic. Murungaru thought it hurt him to watch more than it hurt the victim.

"What you are about to witness is neurological science of the persuasion rarely observed by laymen. Regard yourselves as lucky, my friends. There are sons of the prosperous of Europe who spend many annorum anticipating such a demonstration." He began to cut away Trevor's scalp.

It was disgusting and bloody work. He then applied a small steel hammer to the victim's skull, and opened it like a melon. Murungaru had seen battlefield gore of the worst kind, wounds no man should ever have to consider, and it didn't effect him like this did. He felt nauseous.

"What are you doing?" Trevor asked, eerily calm.

"Can you save your disturbing ejaculations for another point in time?" Sisi asked.

"What are you doing?" the dazed man said.

"If you must speak, then sing something."

Trevor began to sing Rule, Britannia. Sisi spoke. "People ascribe too much being to their bodies. The heart, the stomach, perhaps even the soul, that's just hydraulics. We are the brain. Right here, this is us. Sever a quarter of a teaspoon worth of grey matter, and a man never speaks again. It's that delicate." With his scalpel, he dug at a spot on the left side of Trevor's brain. Rule Britannia became a garble of nonsense. Trevor was babbling like a brain-damaged infant. His eyes lit up in distress as he realized what had been done to him.

"He will most likely never utter an intelligible word again. He can still think in words, but he can no longer produce them sensibly. The mind is impressions. Speech is more structural, and requires something I just pilfered. To everybody we run across in our travels, he is just another madman, and I am his doctor. Now, I need him clothed. A few more like this and I'll show you how I can serve you." It was done. The babbling patient was covered in a black cloth and wheeled out to Sisi's Helicopter. The rest of their interactions were terse as the Doctor prepared to leave.

Murungaru watched the helicopter take off, sending Dr Sisi away with his madman. Agricola met with him, and saw the concern in his eyes.

"That bad?" he asked.

Murungaru waited until the chopper became a single dot in the sky. "I need a cigarette." he said.
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June 15th: Sun City, Arizona
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The Lucky Gent was rich with the raw lumber smell of unvarnished wood, mixed with the heady scent of beer. Waitresses plied each table, dressed in skirts propped by ridiculous fluffy petty-coats, much shorter than the 19th century garb they mocked. The dealers at the game tables wore pin-stripe vests over baggy white shirts with arm garters and green visors like bankers from westerns. On a protruding stage in the middle of it all, two men who looked exactly like Mark Twain played "Blue Moon of Kentucky" with a fiddle and a banjo.

The hokey Western theme only extended to the employees. Patrons could be told apart by the modernity of their clothes. Taytu sat at a blackjack table next to a young man in a suit that was much to big for him. He talked the dealer's ears off. That was good enough for Taytu, since it saved her from speaking.

"Say mister, you've been following the election?" the boy asked. He signaled when he wanted to hit or stand.

"Only the headlines in the papers. Isn't it too early for that?"

"Well I want to get ahead of it, you know? Be a good citizen. I've been watching Eric Fernandez. You hear about that guy?"

"I can't say that I have." The Dealer said. Taytu won. The dealer went about his business mechanically, and nobody acknowledged her.

"He's the left-winger. A real visionary. You should look into him."

"Left winger? Are you a socialist?"

The boy won a round, but didn't seem to notice. The game for him had become a backdrop for the conversation instead of the other way around. "Naw, I'm no socialist. I'm a transactionalist." he said self-importantly.

"A transactionalist? What's that?"

"Well, I believe everything is a transaction. All people want to do is know that they got a good deal. Good deals are what run the world, see. It don't matter of you are a capitalis', a monarchis', or a communis', so long as the people think they are gettin' more than they are putting in, well, they'll be fine with it."

"That's just common sense." The dealer won. Taytu went through the motions, waiting until her bodyguard returned from his phonecall.

"Sure, but nobody thinks like that. People in this country, they think it's all about the scratch. But that ain't it at all. If some red Chinaman thinks he got a good deal in joining the commune, lets say ten Chinamen with tiny rice paddies live next to some cat with a great big paddy, and Chairman Hou comes along and tells them to communilize. Them ten poor Chinamen will be happy because they got a good deal. Sure, the cat with the big paddy won't be too happy, but what's he going to do about it? I think that's the problem with people going around saying its all about the scratch. What's money to a Chinaman if he don't gotta pay rent on his paddy?"

"Say, this sounds like communis' talk. Do I need to call the authorities?" This was the first time the dealer made eye contact with the young soap-boxer.

"Aw, why would you go and do that? Don't Sun City got a sayin'? What you do in Sun City don't get said anywhere else?"

"Something like that." The dealer went back to his business.

"You misunderstand me anyway. Say I'm a workin' American man and my boss is real good to me. I take home a great big roll every week, maybe save some extra for a rainy day. Well, that's a good transaction. Why'd I ever think about being a Communis'? A Worker don't care he's being exploited if he got a car, and can buy a swell dress for his wife now and then. Why's he care if the boss is fat and livin' uptown? All the workin' man wants is a good deal for himself."

"I still think that's common sense."

"Sure, but it goes further then that. Transactions decide everything. Love ain't nothin' but a man and a dame haggling for a good deal. That's what it all is. What was God doin' with Abraham and Isaac on the mountain? That was haggling. You tell a man he gotta be your servant forever and he won't be so happy about it. But you tell a man that he has to kill his kid, then you change it and say 'we got a sale on the holy spirit now, all you gotta do is kill a goat and pledge your never-ending loyalty, and suddenly the man is excited about the prospect. Why? He got a good deal."

"I don't know if you're a communis' or a Jew."

Noh came back and took his place standing behind Taytu. She looked up at the dealer and smiled. "Deal me out."

The dealer nodded, but the young man looked hurt. "You don't have to go, miss. I was gettin' to enjoy your company."

"I have places to go." she said. She took her chips and left. The wood floor creaked beneath her shoes.

"What did the Embassy have to say." she asked.

"Nothing." Noh replied, "I updated them. They had nothing for us." Taytu wondered if he'd updated them on everything the two of them had been up to. Did they know she'd seduced him? It didn't matter. She had nothing to hide. They went to the cashier and cashed out. "Do you want to eat here?" Noh asked. "It's as bad a place as any." she said. They walked toward the restaurant, navigating the dawdling knots of patrons and tourists that clogged the main aisles.

The employees in the restaurant were dressed as ridiculously as those on the floor. Their maître d had pigtails. "How many?" she asked. "Can you count?" Taytu replied. The maître d's smile wavered for just a second, like a brief glitch of static before the radio went back to playing exactly has it had before. "Right this way!" she led them to a two-seat table, a napkin dispenser in the middle shaped like a pig. She opened the menu, and was pleasantly surprised they had a wine selection. "Château de Poster Fagot" she requested, "The whole bottle." The waitress left them.

"None of this looks familiar." she said, reading through the menu items. This wasn't what they served in DC. Not at any of the places she went to anyway.

"Try the Chili." he said, "It's like the food at home."

"How do you know that?"

"At church. They told me about a place. The spices are different, but otherwise it's about the same thing."

"Chili it is." she said. They both folded their menus. A waitress came over and took their order, leaving them to wait with a bottle of wine and a couple of glasses. Taytu poured.

The restaurant was accessible from the street, and she could see outside the window. The sidewalk was bathed in the flashing glow of colorful light. Blue, to white, then back to blue. It repeated this cycle. She knew it was the massive neon image of a steamboat hanging above the entrance because they'd went under it to enter the Casino. People passed by in groups, their skin looking ghostly under the light. As she watched them, she noticed something. Motorcycles. A dozen of them or so all parked in front. She remembered what the old Native woman had said about the Highway Rangers; Southerners still bitter about the war. She looked around, and saw a table across the way where four bearded men in leather jackets stared at her. Leered at her.

"I think we are in danger." she whispered to Noh.

"What?" he looked where she was looking. "I think those are Highway Rangers. Remember the old woman at the desert motel?" She said.

"You're safe." Noh said, "This isn't the middle of the desert. Don't worry about it."

Their food came, and Taytu tried to shake the Rangers from her mind. Both of them had bowls of spicy ground beef with a couple of flour tortillas on the side. Noh ripped off a piece of tortilla and used it to pinch a glob of meat.

"Is it supposed to be eaten like that?" she asked.

"I don't know, but I like it this way." She shrugged and followed suit. 'When in Rome only' counted with things that were worth while, and this kind of restaurant was certainly not that. She ate, ambivalent to the American cooking, and tried not to notice the Highway Rangers. When she did steal a furtive glance in their direction, she was always spooked to see at least one of them looking at her. She wanted to get away. "Let's get out of here." she asked, taking the check and the bottle of wine. They paid at the front and went out. Noh gave the valet their ticket.

They were under the flashing steamboat wheel now, on the other side of the window. The motorcycles stood in front of them, making her feel caught, like an antelope stuck between a lion and its den. The crowd walked around them uninterested.

"Hey, niggers!" A dreaded voice came from behind. They turned around, and to her horror, faced the four men she'd seen in the restaurant. "Why y'all dressed up so fancy?" Their leader taunted. They looked like vengeful wraiths under the light of the neon sign.

"This is Princess Taytu of Ethiopia." Noh said, standing between her and the Highway Rangers, "We are diplomats under the protection of the United States Government."

"Oooh, la-tee-dah" one of the Rangers walked toward them. They moved slowly, wolves circling a buffalo, finding the best time to pounce. "We got more then enough niggers as it is, we didn't need no more from overseas. If I could, I'd build a big ol' wall all around Africa, and on the inside it'd read 'NIGGERS KEEP OUT' in big ol' bloody letters 'bout ten feet tall." His eyes flashed.

Taytu screamed. Pedestrians avoided them all together rather than get involved. She felt helpless and alone in a way she hadn't felt since childhood. Her scream spooked the Rangers. One of them rushed toward Noh. A fight started. She saw the silvery gleam of a knife, and at once the entire world seemed to slow down around her.

"Put away the skiv and back off." A hard voice came from the doorway of the Casino. Three men in pin-stripe suits stared down the rangers.

"Who called the wops?"

"We don't need you tramps on the strip. Get back on those grease-machines and go south. South, you hear? Go anywhere else and we'll follow you. You get that?"

The head Ranger looked hard at his challenger, then looked around, and started to appear nervous. "Come one boys. This ain't nothin' but a town of damned-fool nigger lovers." They climbed on their bikes, started them, and proceeded to make as much noise as they could, revving their engines and screaming at the top of their lungs, filling the air with the stink of gasoline. But as they did this, they headed south.

"Thank you..." she turned around to her saviors, but she saw their faces were as hard for the Ethiopians as they had been for the Rangers.

"I know you didn't bring the trouble on purpose, but you brought it all the same. Now our patrons are gonna look at you and think 'Trouble'. You can go wherever you want, miss, but you can't stay here."

"We were going anyway." Noh said.

"Good." the hard-faced man seemed to relax. "Pleasant journey. And a piece of advice: Don't go south."
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June 14th: Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
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"Have you heard from your brother?"

Sahle, Negus Negast, Conquering Lion of the tribe of Judah, felt like a child in front of his mother. Emebet Hoy Eleni had an awkward lunch with her eldest son in the courtyard, watching a servant feed their pet lions.

"He probably likes it in China." He ate from a small bowl of beef strips with jalapenos, scooping up the food with strips of injera.

"Probably, probably. You say probably! You don't know. How can your brother like it in such a place?"

"They give him a book and throw some rice to a peasant for him to see and he'll be happy."

Eleni leaned back. She looked up at a nearby tree. "Remember when you climbed up there and hung your father's undergarments from the highest branch?"

Sahle grinned.

"Your brother went up there to retrieve them. He didn't want you to get in trouble. He nearly fell!"

"He always meant well."

"He always loved you."

Sahle didn't say anything for a long moment while he nibbled on his lunch, looking at the bowl of beef in contemplation. "He has his life to live. China will be good for him. Besides, we'll see him at the Olympics. That's this summer. It'll be here sooner than you know. We'll see Taytu there too."

"I am looking forward to that." Eleni took a deep breath, and it made Sahle uncomfortable to see that his mother was becoming more and more an old woman. "Sometimes, it feels like the months go by slowly with my children away. As if it takes two months of time for one month to pass on the calendar."

"I'm still here." Sahle said.

Eleni smiled. "I know. Though I wish you kept your siblings around to help you. Governing is not easy, and I do not like that Desta creature. You know how unpopular he is with the Makwanent."

"I couldn't do it without him."

"You could." she said, "If you put your nose to it and stopped running around with the Tanganyikan Ambassador."

Sahle started to fidget. "I have to meet with Desta before I go." he stood up.

Eleni looked troubled. "Go? Where are you running off to?"

"I have meetings. Like you said, mother, governing is not easy." he kissed her on the forehead and went inside.

Sahle walked through the tiled halls of the Gebi Iyasu, two Imperial guards falling in behind him. The building had the airy feeling of an Italian country villa. He passed into the south wing, where there were offices for government, and met three of his Ministers in a room looking out at a garden. Desta was leading the meeting.

"Your Imperial Majesty" all three men greeted. Behind Desta was Aleme Menigedi, the Minister of Transportation and Public Works, and Lawgaw Seleshi, Minister of Posts, Telegraphs, and Telephones. They were bland, bureaucratic looking men, plucked out of the bourgeois by Desta and not especially familiar to their Emperor. Between the men were a number of maps strewn out on a table.

"You needed me?" Sahle asked.

"I have good news, and a request." Desta smiled. "The good news is that the Negus Coffee party is on their way back. They've completed their tour and will back at the American Embassy tomorrow."

"Good." Sahle felt warm thinking of seeing Livy Carnahan again.

"And I request that your majesty pay a call on Hamere Noh Dagna. I've been told he met with the Filipino ambassador. I do not know why, but he may be trying to sabotage our dealings with that country. He is bitter, and he does not like me, but you are his Emperor."

"What can I say to him?" Sahle asked. Deep down, Sahle feared Hamere Noh Dagna. "If he does not like you, then he does not like me."

"That is not true."

"It would be a waste of your time."

"Your majesty knows best what to do with your time, but I believe it would be wise to placate him. His office keeps the al-Himyari's in check. Without him, Ras Hassan would become a dangerous power in the land."

"Maybe." Sahle said, "I'll think about it, but I am busy right now. Carry on." The three ministers bowed. Sahle left as quick as he could without looking like he was retreating.

Rudolph von Lettow-Vorbeck met him outside, dressed in a suit jacket and bowler hat that made him look like a kid trying to be an American gangster. He was leaning against a German made Königswahl Gepard, a glossy car that made him think of racing. The Emperor and a guard got in the cramped back seat. To Sahle's delighted surprise, the Tanganyikan ambassador decided to drive.

"Is this the surprise?" Sahle asked.

"No. I have a couple of Fräuleins waiting for us at the Vin Rouge. Or, should I say, a couple of Mesdemoiselles."

"You are my lord and savior." Sahle laughed. Rudolph put on a pair of goggles, hit the gas, and sped away in the direction of downtown, the engine roaring manfully and the car taking turns as if it were born to do so.

The Vin Rouge was a four story building with neon lights in front spelling out the name next to the glowing image of wine being poured into a glass. The first and second floor was a restaurant. In the back was a cabaret lounge. The third story housed a library and club where wine was served in a quiet, dignified setting for men who wanted to study French. The fourth story was the most exclusive brothel in Ethiopia. Rudolph had reserved it for the evening so that nobody would see the Conquering Lion of Judah making his conquests in such a place.

They pulled around back and were ushered into a stairwell meant for employees. It was a brutal cement shaft with dangling bulbs that gave out a sickly yellow light. A white man with a top hat led them up to the top floor. They were brought into a sitting room furnished and decorated in Second Empire style, with heavy fleur-de-leus drapes on the windows. An older woman sat on the couch reading a book. She looked up when they walked in. "Ah, your majesty. Your excellency. You know how this works?" Her voice was scratchy.

They nodded.

"Good. I'll get the girls ready. Use the chests in the corner."

The Vin Rouge had its own protocol for everything, trading on their reputation for the exotic. There were rules that didn't exist in any other brothel Sahle had ever been to. Rudolph and Sahle, on separate sides of the room, began to disrobe. They didn't say anything first, ignoring the awkwardness of becoming naked in the presence of another man by focusing on the task at hand. Sahle bent down and undid his boots, took off his socks, then stood up to slip off his robes, then his undergarments. He deposited it all in the chest in the corner. The carpet felt spongy under his bare feet.

Undressed, they had nothing to do but wait. Standing in the corner was too ridiculous to be an option, so they had to face one another. Rudolph no longer looked the European dandy, but just another pink-skinned white man, a pathetic sight. Sahle couldn't help but see the other man's mushroom prick, and felt good about his own endowment. They sat down on opposing couches, Rudolph crossing his legs, and they tried not to look at each other.

"You see this?" Rudolph grabbed a small book on the table nearby him and tossed it across the room. Sahle grabbed it. The Adventures of Leonid Secshaver: A Man of Many Meatings. It was a cheaply printed book. On the cover was the outline of a rather average looking European man dressed like an adventurer on safari, standing at the center of a long table lined with various half-dressed women who were staring longingly at him.

"Sack Shaver?" Sahle asked, guessing at the English play on words. It was odd to see an English book in what was supposed to be a French room.

"Sex Haver" Rudolph replied, "Look at the author."

Sahle's eyes nearly bulged out of his head. "Reginald Heap. That Reginald Heap?"

"He used his real name." Rudolph tittered. Sahle flipped to the first page and read a bit.

Princess Nastya was randy, sitting at a mirror in her boudoir, pleasuring herself with the golden handle of her brush. "Let us call a conference of Europe, because I want to see the strong diplomats at work. Call Leonid Secshaver from from Africa..."


Sahle laughed. "This is horrible." He tossed it back to Rudolph.

"These things are collector's items now. Written by a murdered man. I own one myself, The Adventures of Leonid Secshaver: Ten Thousand Ticklish Tallywhackers. It has an Arabian Nights theme. Its so bad that it's good."

"I have to admit, I miss the man." Sahle said.

"He was one of the interesting ones. How he died was suspicious."

"I heard this from the other Ambassadors. I didn't think you'd start on it too."

"No no no." Rudolph waved, carefully keeping his leg pressed down to protect his modesty, "I mean I think the Rhodesians did it."

"Do we have to talk about this? Where are those girls?"

"The Rhodesians are something I have to think about. My uncle's biggest military priority, I suppose aside from the Swahili communists, is our border with Rhodesia. I think they ordered Heap murdered because, well..." he held up the book, "He was an embarrassment. They are that brutal."

"Talk to Benyam about this." Sahle watched the dark mahogany door, hoping it'd open any second now and free him into the arms of a friendly whore.

"The Kaiser of Ostafrika wants to know what Ethiopia still remembers its wartime debts. Ethiopia might have been pushed back by Britain if it wasn't for my grandfather. My uncle knows of the Ethiopian attempts to bring Rhodesia into your fold, and he wants assurances that an alliance against him isn't forming."

"An alliance against him isn't forming." Sahle said blandly.

The door opened. Two beautiful Habesha women walked out dressed in frilly lingerie. Saved by the belles! The tallest walked up to the Emperor and led him by his erection to a place where they could have privacy.
Hey, I was foretold in the prophecies of Discord. Hello.



Personally I think you're okay. The pirate-Raj idea really sells me on this. Aaron is gonna hafta sign off though, since he's Mr Asia
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June 12th: Mek'ele, Tigray Province
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Ras Wolde Petros Mikael sat in the back of a staff car as it climbed the switch-backs up Mount Choma'a on the east side of Tigray's provincial capital. They passed men making the same painful route on foot, and on the back of mules. Mount Choma'a was a plateau, its elevation mostly in the steep rise facing the city. On top was a festival ground used on religious holidays. Behind that was Choma'a Airforce Base. Wolde Petros remained stiff and silent, draped in the robes and shamma of an Ethiopian nobleman.

The car struggled up the hill. It was an Austrian model, a 1945 Straßenmeister. It was made for city driving, not climbing up mountains, and the engine howled with all its strength until it reached the top.

Choma'a airforce base appeared from far away like a collection of large hangers and warehouses cut out of the shallow rise to the pinnacle of the mountain. A swinging gate blocked the way in, watched by a guardhouse. The driver flashed their credentials and they were let in. From here Ras Wolde Petros saw his first airplane of the day; a British made Sopwith Goat, a bulky fighter with a pinched nose that looked like the radiator on an old car. It was painted in the fashion of the Ethiopian airforce, which is to say it was painted artfully, with the colors of a jungle at sun set covering most of the plane, and a pouncing leopard filling both sides of the fuselage, though the paint on this plane had faded and was beginning to peal.

He was greeted in front of a closed Hangar by Meridazmach Zekiros Argaw. The Meridazmach was Defense Minister and marshal of Ethiopia's standing military. He was a middle aged man who'd been a teenage volunteer during the waning days of the Great War. Now he represented the new order; a non-noble, career soldier, paid in wages rather then land.

"Ras Wolde Petros" Zekiros shook his hand. He wore a military dress uniform. "We're only waiting on Ras Giyorgis now."

"He's late."

"We'll give him a moment."

"How bad is this thing in the Semien?"

"Confusing." Zekiros shrugged, "The government there is being quiet. I've heard this group had declared themselves democrats. I know there has been some cattle rustling. Not much more then that."

"The Mesfin isn't cooperating?"

"If he was cooperating, this thing would have been over now. I tell you, I do not know what Issayas Seme has to gain from being stubborn, but it makes me wonder."

"Me too." Wolde Petros said. Both men saw another car enter the gate and assumed it was the Tigray Mekonnen. They saw there were right when a familiar middle aged man with a greying chinstrap beard hobbled out of the car and came to greet them. The Tigray Mekonnen was the historical title of the rulers of Tigray, the most ancient province of Ethiopia and homeland of classical Aksum. He was Ras Giyorgis Temare Mengesha, one of the last feudal rulers in Ethiopia along with Wolde Petros, his family having vacillated during the 1916 war until it was clear who was going to win, joining the side of the winners during the mop up. Ras Giyorgis's aristocratic credentials included his great grandfather on the male line, the Emperor Yohannes IV, who died in battle fighting the Muslims a century before.

The three men greeted each other. Wolde Petros was the youngest, Zekiros the oldest. They went together around the the hangers and onto the Tarmac, where the patch-work Ethiopian air force was on full display. Zekiros knew where to go, and the two noblemen followed.

They met under the wing of a KK Zorya Polunoshnaya, a sleek Russian fighter constructed by Khil-Kobets. The artwork on this one was different from the others, showing a skull blooming from a flower in a colorful mix of flames and plants. The entire plane was painted this way except for the cockpit glass and the propellers. The man that greeted them wore a leather pilots jacket and a close cut mustache. They greeted each other with niceties and handshakes.

"Have you met Ras Wolde Petros?" Zekiros asked.

"Of course." the pilot said in heavily accented Amharic, "Many times. What can I do for you all?" This was Hector Santareál, born in Cuba, who came to Ethiopia because of his African heritage, wanting to see a Black African power thrive on the world stage. He'd been a ranking officer in the Cuban air force before he resigned and crossed the sea. Before his arrival, Ethiopia didn't have a real air force, but rather kept their planes in arsenals with the rest of their arms, given haphazardly to pilots by army commanders. Santareál invented the air corp. It was his pride and joy.

They sat on fold-out stools in the shade of the Zorya Polunoshnaya's wing, brought to them at the insistence of Santareál. "What's can I do for you, amigos?"

"Do you know of the problem in the Semien?" Zekiros asked.

Hector shifted. "Shiftas? Are those just bored kids, or are we looking at the real deal?"

Ras Giyorgis spoke up. "They are weak, but they are doing too well. News has came that they murdered a bunch of settlers in the hills. Gunfight. Settlers protecting their land."

"Communists?"

"Liberals." Giyorgis sniffed, "But it amount to the same thing. Trouble making."

"I agree." Ras Wolde Petros said, "We must put them down. It is the job of the Mesfin of Begmeder to act, but he hasn't. Issayas Seme stays quiet."

"Is this not what a professional army is for?" Giyorgis added.

It was Zekiros' turn to speak. They all looked at him, expecting something. "I am more than willing to commit the armed forces, but I don't want it said that Zekiros was so spooked that he sent the entire army after a few mountain bandits."

"Then we will have to." Wolde Petros said. Giyorgis straightened up and nodded, signalling his agreement. Before they could continue speaking, they had to pause, as an airplane was landing nearby. It was a fighter purchased from the Germans, a Fokker As, painted to look like an eagle. When it'd landed and the engine was cut, they continued to talk.

"And I will be fine with that." Zekiros said.

"Really?" Wolde Petros was surprised. "Is the Imperial Government not worried about Mesfins abusing their right to organize militias? If Ras Giyorgis and myself organize our retainers and go over into Begmeder, isn't that breaking the law?"

"The Imperial Army invading a province is also breaking the law. The law says the Mesfin of Begmeder is supposed to handle the policing of his own province. Fine. Where is he? We will have to break the law to finish this rebellion. Do we want to drag his majesty into it? Military occupation? Boots on the ground? No. There is scandal, and there is crisis. We need this thing done quickly, then we can quash the scandal in the courts."

"I can't promise a quick end." Wolde Petros said. "The Semien mountains are wild."

"I agree. I cannot give you boots on the ground. But I can give you something else."

In the distance, another fighter came in to land, its engine rumbling deep and low.
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June 12th: The Nabakazi River Bottoms, Swahili People's Republic
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James Lutalo sat stonily in the passenger's seat of an open top Landrover, his sunglasses making the surrounding swampland look shadowed as if by an eclipse. A convoy of the same vehicles followed, loaded with Communist warriors, their firearms in hand or hanging about their bodies by the straps. It'd taken some time for Lutalo to get home from Addis Ababa and put Kampala back together after the horseback raid by their enemies. Only now could he respond in kind with furious retribution.

The roads were muddy, slowing them down. Rain washed away the enemy's trail, but Lutalo knew who had attacked his people. The King of Buganda was not so bold, and the Freedom Army of God were far to the north lighting their crosses and killing so-called deviants. A raid so daring was the mark of Marcel Hondo-Demissie, who lorded over his Watu wa Uhuru, self described Anarchists, from Fort Portal.

There were no such thing as anarchists. He didn't know what Marx had to say, or any other Communist writer, but he knew that people respected power. Maybe someday there would be a socialist utopia, but in the modern world somebody had to wield the mighty power of the state in the name of the people. Wasn't that Hou's essential philosophy? So what was an Anarchist but a usurper, a modern-day pretender to the throne, wielding a subtle claim to sway the desperate? For the sake of peace and prosperity, Marcel had to be crushed.

But to catch a trickster hare would be easier.

The mere mention of the name "Marcel Hondo-Demissie" made soldiers nervous. They called him a ghost, or a sorcerer, imagining his tricks as supernatural acts. A few miles back, a nervous soldier had taken a random shot at a tree, convinced it had blinked at him, as if Marcel could command the very foliage.

Smoke rose above the forest somewhere in front. Another trick? His driver slowed down, looking at him for answers, visibly afraid. Lutalo held his hand out, "No No, keep going". They did, but everybody was visibly on edge, their rifles ready to fire.

They came around a bend where the dirt road angled down the bluff to a ford on the river, the turn masked by thick swamp growth. Breaks rasped as they slowed down their descent, moving at a creep. The smoke was coming from the ford. Everybody knew to expect something. But what?

Three open Landrovers blocked the road. The bed of the one in the middle held a roaring fire, whatever had fed it already blackened past recognizability. They stopped, just for a moment. Lutalo felt the fear. He jumped out, took out his pistol, and prepared to face that fear, but behind his sunglasses his eyes were wide.

The Anarchists popped up, only three or four men hiding behind the trucks, and opened fire with Tommy Guns. The Communists cleared into the bushes for cover. A firefight ensued. He'd seen the Anarchists wearing faded blue. They were Force Socialiste. Marcel was originally from the Congo, an Askari who lead a rebellion against the Belgians and fled into the jungles. The Force Socialiste were the men who came with him. They were hardened soldiers, but a small handful couldn't take on all the men Lutalo brought with him. This wasn't a trick. It was a stalling tactic.

Lutalo moved forward through the brush. Bullets sliced through green undergrowth. One struck the shoulder piece of his breastplate. He felt it like a punch, but it did not penetrate, and he recovered. "Get back!" he heard someone in his ear. "We need you! Get back!" He would not be a coward. He emptied a magazine and slammed in another. "Retreat" he heard one of his people calling. Were they that easily spooked? He wouldn't have it said that so few men had sent him running. He turned to rally his men, and was confused to see one of his Communist warriors attacking a shrub.

He was stunned when he saw that the shrub fighting back. Gunfire was coming from all over. Lutalo aimed at the warrior plant and shot it. Bright red blood exploded across its leaves. Even Supernatural trees don't bleed blood. Lutalo sprinted over to the collapsed shrub and saw that it had the face of a man. Leafy branches were tied to his body, and his face was smeared with green paste.

An Anarchist Tree-man charged at him with a machete, ululating a bloodcurdling cry as the leaves tied to him rustled like paper. Lutalo shot him point-blank, hitting him in the stomach, causing him to fall over bleeding into the mud. Lutalo picked up the man's machete and drove it into the cleft in the back of his skull. Blood dripped from the weapon like syrup.

"We need to go!" His driver came to him. The man was caked in mud and blood. "We don't know how many there are!" Somewhere in the back of the caravan, communists piled into the back of a Landrover and sped off, abandoning their comrades. This wasn't a battle anymore, it was a brawl. The Force Socialiste were still pouring lead across the road, but slower now that their camouflaged allies had closed in. Trees fired rifles from the bushes.

Lutalo nodded. His driver loaded him into back of a gore drenched landrover. The engine turned, and a tree started toward them. Lutalo shot it. A spatter of automatic fire shattered the windshield. The vehicle struggled to get traction, but one tire was on the dry ground above the road, and the car jerked that direction into the foliage. They barreled down the road, away from the fighting. A communist warrior jumped on board. The battle had devolved into a rout. Gunfire continued behind them like a foreboding thunder.
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