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"...If Ih hahd words...to make uh day for you; Ih'd sihng you uh morn'ng, golden ahn' true..."

A dozen rays bespeckled the forest floor through its leafy thatch, lighting up the woods in a dazzling display of light and shadow seen only rarely outside of the realms of fairytails; and as the morning softly tarried on, all around could be heard the sounds of the green: of clever fox skulking quietly from shallows to shade, of the multifarious insectoid choir in their joyous accompaniment to the robin's sweet serenades or, oppositely, of the snake's subtle whispers rustling underfoot. In the warmth of every stone and branch and contented ripple of the brook could be felt the presence of the Great Mother, and softly did she speak. She spoke of the mouse abound 'neath thicket's edge, of the minute ant scaling the hedge...the fair wildcat peering its head out from atop the grassy ledge. With his six eyes, Ifor took it all in - two forward and two down, with two adjacent either side of his curly-haired crown; the unparalleled beauty of the grove lost nothing upon him - and as he took a final bite from the cob's stalk, the hunchbacked boy felt the miracle of song flow through him once more...

"...Ih wuld make, thihs day lahst, for all time...by fihll'ng the nihhhgt, deep ihmmm...moo-oommshymme."

With a bounce and several further pratfalls the cob rolled to a halt, just short of its haplessly piled brethren in their equally ravaged states. Ifor picked the final traces of his vandalism clean of his digits - he could already hear the distant calls of Father across the way, and it wasn't wise to leave traces of the evidence; Speaking of which...

He quickly turned, squatting down into the leafshed and hastily chucking the vegetable carcasses into the stream. A gleeful smile crept up between his cheeks as they fell in one by one: "....Plop...Plunk...Ca-Ploop..."

"...Ooh-un iht.........WHO DUD IHT - WHO STOLE 'UHM?! IFOR, LAD, IFHOR ONE MORE TIME IH FIND OUT 'TWUHS YOU 'GAHN...!&%*"

...Hmm...time to go.

.........

"...who dud it..."

The words rang like a mockingbird in the man's ears, causing him to turn in bewilderment upon that odd figure looming beneath the lustrous cobalt light. Its skin was pallid and thin - more like a sheet of parchment than any substance of flesh; and those...eyes - a fair few times had he seen that look; the look of a beast, of a sentient and hollow cruelty keen to sick its misfortune upon whatever happened to be unfortunate enough to pass astride of it. No sense of emotion or empathy would ever escape those forsaken orbs...no, only hunger sat on its brow, in the twitch of its flared nostrils and the starkly gaunt grin it kept plastered between its ears. Such a repulsive Thing was unworthy of the Great Mother's gifts, or of even the Old Lord's sand-dial; such a Thing could not be respected, could not be reasoned with...such a Burden upon the grieving air would not be Well Missed.

With a sudden lurch, Ifor's short legs ploughed him head-first into the mockery of flesh and bone - colliding with a hefty "WHUMP!" as skull met ribcage in a muted, turbulent clash of mettle.
@YungTweak +1000 points for using "Lackadaisical" - the type of word you'd be lucky to hear ONCE in the entirety of a lifetime!

Lucky us ^_^).
Ifor noted the powerful finger pointed by an equally powerful woman at a distant, flickering beacon that was -by all appearances- perhaps just a bit more nude than its accuser. And even before her hand could guide him that way, he noted the faint bleating carried down by the rustling sea air; something resembling a sheep or a goat could be marked out near the crag's peak, idly calling down to what few passengers had survived the harsh expulsion by the waves. He thought "few" because of the circumstances at that time, but it soon appeared that some vile force of necromancy appeared to be at work - like the reeking stench of alcohol possessed some dark power to rejuvenate the dead from their apparent slumber. First rose one to the vixen's moderate abuse, then came another haunt from out of the distance...something about orders happened to be on his ocean-addled brain.

Speaking of random haunts, it seemed the blood-haired one was strutting off into the distance herself - swinging her legs and hips around as if to invoke some profane erotica with the moon. This thought disturbed Ifor. Off went the short-haired vixen after her, or perhaps after some fleeting hope of salvation...or maybe just to get away from...whatever it was that seemed to be upsetting her.

...Upset; he wondered if he'd actually get a response to his question. Judging by the way everyone was talking to everyone else *but him, the halfwit had half a mind to assume the answer was "No"...but where did assumptions ever get anyone? He'd look to the past instead, and conjuring up his faculties, Ifor hastily sought out an answer:

Sand and sea, ocean's breeze - looming black, turbulent attack, and eyes of horror confounded him. Deeper he strove to depths untold, past albatross, ship's candle and grey-sky's endless fountain; through floorboard cracks, whip's crack, sailor's back and STILL no answer found him.

...Hmm.

....Under blue skies of day, light sea's spray, rig's re-tarring and a nervous captain's say - idle passengers, scurvy-sway, dimwitted livestock and Shark's Way; past the inebriating ebb and flow of time, through this curving, twisting, pulsating labyrinthine mind of mine - back into the ocean blue, into the torrent horrid and cruel, up onto the first deck of yore, docked once more upon unfriendly shores; tell the tale of experience not actually learnt, feel the flesh in irons burnt - backandforthandbackagain, stillnowordonwhereorhoworwhatorwhen - fumblingthroughthisblackagain - DAMNEDIFITWON'TGIVEMETHEANSWERSISEEKAGA--

Ifor stood, constipated, eyes glued to the ground as if planning murderous intent for the sand below. Silent. Concentrating...c o n c e n t r a t i n g...20% done...21% done...WAIT...

...

...22% done.
@TheFirst Congratulations! Now you can never post again lest you break the subtle vow which your name implies *^*)...

...For the forums are dark and full of terror.
“Yo ho. A pirate’s life for me…” sung out her melodic voice, in part mockery, in part consolation of her decision to sit here until either she was out of wine or until the others approached her."

I really kind of wish Izzy had stuck to Plan A. After all, doesn't the universe center around HER?! XD)
@WittyReference Will do as soon as Liliana (presumably) breaks her lute over Varric's head!

...On second thought, that would be more painful for her than him...maybe she'll just end up twisting his mustache really hard XD)
I'll apologize for the bad writing early and get to improving it as the posts go on.

"Bliss" was the word that came to mind under this occasion - that of subtle grains pressed endearingly against his cheek, and the playful humor of the tides as they licked his toes. Somehow the world felt safer at this level, with the weight of father cosmos spread across your back and the alluring embrace of mother nature under your belly; like it was meant to be - like the heights at which men stood were too high even for themselves...like "up there", they'd lost sight of reality, of the universe itself. It was almost a pity that more people didn't embrace the security of proper altitude...

...But then again, he distinctly recalled a dislike for having to share - was that him, or some foreign soul uncaring...?

...Waves rose and sank to the guttural time of the Great Mother's wrath - lightning sneered and growled...the air reeked of a mad, churning desperation. Isaac, who stood the nest and was thus hurled into the sea? Or Etenbryte, who bolted up and down and up again with his bucket as he found himself ever closer to the realities of the Old Lord's touch? No...greed didn't suit the pale-faced boy or the wheezing veteran, as it wouldn't suit one-armed Jackson, beer-bellied Tully, wide-eyed Mereyn, two-tongued Icroft or even that wise old "Taffer". Perhaps it was that swaggering scum 'Sir' Weslyn, then?
"Hmmm..."

...No, on second thought, he wasn't "greedy" - just an unscrupulous old bastard with a penchant for the debasing and cruel. And the rest would have to wait, because some foul leather had just scoffed Ifor's chin, readily disrupting his mellow grin. His eye opened, but adapted rather slowly to the environment within - probably a result of the sand it happened to be buried in.

Could you even survive such chop with a wrenched arm? Perhaps, perhaps - even if he had, well, you can only count on eluding the Black for so long: If they did find him, alive, somehow, he'd make sure to send him a second invitation to hell.

Speaking of which...
"Who dud that..."

The weary roundabout grunted, leaving the soft sanctuary of the beach as he rose - bones aching, the crunch of sugar-like grains gritted between his teeth. His height stood at its usual deformity, yet his limp posture remained untouched - it had only been a little storm, after all...nothing like getting sucked into a maelstrom. A tinge of poetry caught his eye as he spied the sea-blue sands under their patron's glistening face, the flask offered by the lichen to its rightful place, the ragged vixen at her desperate pace - the glistening night yet-uneffaced, the expectation of dawn lacking its trace...the vast and unfathomable scope of the horizon's endless, enviable embrace. There were others around them, of course, but they seemed quite comfortable where they were sleeping - no use weeping, or peeping, or yet rummaging through the valuables of those outspoken dead. Not now, not yet; First must come justice, so before ALL else could even BEGIN to be said:

"...Who dud it; Who scuffed muh head?"
Poor Ifor, after all he's been through, to wake up like this!


You're telling me; I'm out of the action for *one day and the 8-ball's already tumbling a half-mile down the road >_). Anyway, I'll see what's up and down, then get to my post!
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