White Feather

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

Don't Worry White Izumi will stop the two.

* Izumi pulls out a baseball bat and glares at the two girls messing with Lucifer *

@Spriggs27

Oh, fuck no! I've seen your girls, Spriggs, they are messed up. I'll take my chances with the Somnophile and Nympho, thank you very much. And Itsuko is there as well.

That said, Izumi does seem a bit more friendly, or at least less aggressive, than your... last female. That said, I still wouldn't past you for the risk of collateral.

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

@White Feather * Puts W.F inside of a furnace and cranks up the heat *

@Spriggs27

Meh, this is nothing. I was Bronze Bull'd once.

I got better.

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*tosses plans out the window*

@Kimiyosis

Would it not be a little eerie if she was to make out with an unconscious boy? Imagine if someone (Cough, Itsuko, unconvincing cough) came in and saw that.

Alexandra: "It's to stop him swallowing his own tongue, honest!"
WF: "So you elected to make him swallow your own?"
Alexandra: "He's still breathing, isn't he?"

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

@liferusher

Consider yourself lucky. I've been boxed.

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

Sasha: "Itsuko...is a teacher...? Well then, I see that I need to start packing and preparing my transfer papers. Maybe chloroform to bring Lucifer too."

@Kimiyosis

"it takes at least five minutes of inhaling an item soaked in chloroform to render a person unconscious. Most criminal cases involving chloroform also involve another drug being co-administered, such as alcohol or diazepam, or the victim being found to have been complicit in its administration."

So your options are: getting a teetotaler drunk, dope him with Valium or somehow convince him to breathe steadily through a rag for five minutes. Whatever happened to the good ol' collar-and-leash method?

"After a person has lost consciousness due to chloroform inhalation, the chin must be supported in order to keep the tongue from obstructing the airway, a difficult procedure even for an anesthesiologist."

And she has to prevent him swallowing his own tongue. And before you ask, no, you may not substitute yours for his.

On an unrelated note, I really should meet more people than my room-mates. But how does one set up such a meeting without seeming contrived, I wonder?

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

Way ahead of you.

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

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Oh my god I'm s-sorry W.F I didn't mean to make you cry, I-I'm sorry I didn't want you to cry you didn't piss me off.

@Spriggs27

Shit, I'm serious. My GF just asked me if something's wrong. Oh fuck, I'm gushing. That was really brutal. What did I do, Spriggs? What did I fucking do?!

EDIT: No man, fuck this, that's the last time I do a 1x1 or use the name Lucifer. It'll be Taylor, Riley and Weiss from now on in. That... that was too much.

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

Eh, I think Alice would steal that Harem away from you W.F, and hate all the girls that would try to.

Also KoL you can't anger Anubis or stop his plans, just slow them down.

@Spriggs27

Right... you realise that helps Lucifer, yes?

Speaking of Alice, don't you have a murder to attempt (and hopefully fail)?

EDIT: F-Fuck! Oh christ, I'm actually crying! Jesus, that was merciless! What did I do to piss you off, Spriggs?

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

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Actually, it's the very definition of epic win, at least on anime terms. Wait until the beach/onsen episode and you shall see.

@KoL

Well, thank you for giving me an excuse to use this clip

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

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You know... this could be a good idea too. How did it escaped my head?

@KoL

Because only the Feather can see such ships. Only I have that power.

Oh crap... can you imagine a four-person free-for-all harem?

Even better, a love square - Itsuko like Amy, who likes Luci, who may or may not be warming to Alex who is Tsundere for Itsuko. Everybody loses!

~Gakuen Kill: Academy of Assassins~

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There's no escaping it. Even if she doesn't become an official teacher, Itsuko will try to muscle her way to the position, now. If for nothing else, because of this.

@KoL

So she'll romance Amy?

Phew... you had me worried for a moment there.