whizzball1

Myriad Reality

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*Extends my hand toward you*
Then submit to my authority by f—
*Two minuscule blue squares appear in my eyes and I fall to my knees, clutching my head*

@Techspert

*instantly sends Ruby and Soren the information about the simulation, shoves you into a stasis pod which is molding around you, and slams it shut*

Myriad Reality

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You are under my power now, Madeline. Release your paradigm that reality is yours and submit to my control.

@Techspert

*giggles*

Myriad Reality

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How ironic. The impossible being is perplexed by the impossible.

@Techspert

... It doesn't make sense. That's the point, isn't it? And I can't make it make sense, because I don't know why it doesn't.

Myriad Reality

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*There is an electrifying tingle near your leg and the now snake venom resists change*

@Techspert

This is impossible. I've completely reconstructed the snake venom.

Myriad Reality

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*Molecularly, the tea becomes snake venom on all complexity layers*

@Techspert

*the snake venom is tea*

Myriad Reality

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Is that so?
*The tea is suddenly made of snake venom*

@Techspert

*the snake venom is tea* Pretty much!

Myriad Reality

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Because tea doesn't exist.

@Techspert

I'm drinking it right now! I drink it all the time! And you don't get to define reality, mister simulationer!

Myriad Reality

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No.

@Techspert

Why not?? It can be any tea you want!

Myriad Reality

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Meh.

@Techspert

*I am sitting at a tea table, sipping tea* Have some tea! It's always great, no matter the circumstances!

Myriad Reality

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Your point?

@Techspert

I'm just replying.