You are not capable of such things, given the intended definition.
I mean, would I ever do anything not perfectly logical? The answer to that question is probably yes!
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I mean, would I ever do anything not perfectly logical? The answer to that question is probably yes!
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I see. Perfectly logical.
Would I ever do anything any other way?
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Your height is still the primary issue.
Ohhh, I get what you're saying! Stilts, of course!
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And you lift it from the bottom?
Sort of! I do a bunch of things, you see—it's all reality manipulation, made way easier because of Pages. So I raise the coefficient of static friction on the handles, decrease the weight of the teapot enough for me to start lifting it, and then contain a lot of air right underneath the teapot so that air pressure and air resistance resist even more gravity! Then, I can increase the weight again so I'm putting less energy into direct manipulation. It's not like I have a shortage of power to run my manipulation—I keep lots of AA batteries—but efficiency is always good!
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In regards to the handle, however?
I add friction using Pages!
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The information is much appreciated. In what sense?
I decreased the weight somewhat! At the same time, though, for power efficiency, I push a bunch more air underneath the teapot as I lift it and tell it to push harder, all using Pages for ease of manipulation, so that it's even easier to lift!
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Then how was that problem solved?
With anyone else, I would say "with my arms", but, just for you, I'll tell you that it was because of reality manipulation, of course!
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Your height is less than that of a sufficiently large kettle.
Much less!
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Logistically.
I took it by the handle and lifted it!
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*Blinks*
*Frowns slightly and cocks my head* Hmm, you're right... Very, very carefully!
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