WilsonTurner

Post Your Pikcha

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Well why don't you wear one less jacket, and be as cool as I obviously am.

@Sep

How dare you suggest such a thing?!

Post Your Pikcha

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It's one jacket, but has two zips for some reason.

@Sep

..
Oh.
Well.

You're not as special then
Go wear a second jacket so I can know another person who does it
:c
I iz alone

The Age of Blades [ALWAYS ACCEPTING]

*ugh*
Get your own punch line
srsly

Also, note that he specifically stated he is a Zombie Ghaost. He is not a ghost, whatever the hell that is- for all we know, he's a semi-ethereal block that floats about shooting semi-transparent fireballs at innocent Steves and Alex's.

Post Your Pikcha

*Gasp*

SOMEONE ELSE WEARS TWO JACKETS TOO
OH
AMAZEBALLS

This Hurricane's Chasing Us All Underground

Sorry about that guys. These past few days really beat the shit out of me.

@The Scotsman

Well hey, just look at the bright side- after all, if you're not looking at the bright side, you could at least look at the silver lining, because the dark side is like a dark thundercloud, and then there is the bright side with the sun up on high, and then a silver lining in between...

SO LOOK AT THE GODDAMN SILVER LINING- it's close to the bright side if you're not there yet.

That's besides the point. Look on the bright side- if the last few days have metaphorically beat the shit out of you, then you can learn more english, and use it against your foes like a deadly sword of... words. and alliterations.. and metaphors... 'n'stuff. And if they physically beat the shit out of you, then at least you don't have to get off the computer for some time, because you won't have to go to the bathroom! And another bright side about that is that your digestive system is empty, meaning you are hungry and have legitimate reason to go out and stuff your face full of satisfying, delicious fud.

The Age of Blades [ALWAYS ACCEPTING]

My internet was dead at home- will have a post up soonish.

This Hurricane's Chasing Us All Underground

Ro-san sounds like Rosen.
Tempted to later introduce him as "Rosen" or "Rowan" just cause- a new nickname.

Google Picture War

@ChadsWorth The Third

Google Picture War

you all forget this is about DEFEATING the above post, not escalating it. Refer to the above image for you all.

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@Mtntopview

Stellvia [Always Accepting] (Hey, these things in parentheses are hip, right?)

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In every game i played:

-always a single wonderwhoring civ that has a score a few hundred ahead of mine
-civs that are supposed to be warmongers are pretty tame
-India (I always set him on for a challenge) gets beaten the crap out of by someone else before they even unleash nuclear doom
-whenever they survived they're still two eras behind everyone else
-(supposedly) warmonger civs build too many units to the point of negative 150 gpt and still in classical era when everyone else is in the industrial era
-"Your City Converted"
-"Great Library has been built in a far away land!" is always first
-use one engineer on a wonder, next turn, Wonderwhore has completed the same wonder because fuck you
-if Greece is there: "[Your city-state ally] has a new Ally!"
-wonderwhore typically too far away to even attack

@Unfortunately

Internet was dead, so I had to be bored and do things that weren't on War Thunder or Heroes and Generals, so played Skyrim and.... Civ5.

I do say, I had quite the run. 5 Carthage cities versus 20 Russian cities, 6/7 Arabian cities, 4 Brazilian cities, 6/7/8 Hunnic cities, 5+ Indonesian cities and 2 Venice cities. I have captured 2 of the Brazillian cities, had one of my cities razed (which I replaced), and captured three Arabian cities. I'm also the highest scoring civilization, I make at least +100 gold per round with the second/third largest military (Me, Russia, and the Huns have the best military) which I can double in about 5 rounds just by buying more units.

I also have over a dozen Wonders. Great Lighthouse, the East India Company or whatever, Heroic Epic or whoeverthecrap, and a bunch of other stuff.

I took Arabia's Baghdad, and even though I was about to be overwhelmed, Baghdad cowered the crap out (maybe because I had two dozen units en route/being built) and offered two cities and 20 gold a turn in order to get peace. And the Huns (even though they nearly overwhelmed one of my annexed Brazilian cities) offered 10 gold per turn for peace.

I've also got 9 city-states as allies. Although, Baghdad is very oddly ahead of me in research. Like, I'm the guy who's pumping out the most science, and I've got artillery and Great War infantry... and he's got Infantry and Landships. Likewtf.

Arabia keeps trying to take my citystate allies and trying to convert all my cities (Their Islam or whatever, to my lovely, pearls-are-so-fucking-amazeballs religion of Shriekdietism) and I've got this bitchin' faith output of like, 80/90, so I'm just like MONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKS.

And everyone's like WE WANT YOUR FRICKIN SHRIEKDIETISM GIVE US YOUR PEARLS WE BE RLY GUD FRIENDS! CAN WE TRADE?! CAN YOU MAKE A GREAT MERCHANT?

And I'm just like *buy great merchant*
*buy MONKSMONKSMONKSMONKSMONKS*
*IIIINNNFFFLLLLUUUUEEEENNNCCCCEEEE*

My only problem is that me and Arabia are stuck in either Marshes or Jungles, which makes movement total shit, so I'm fucked. That, and my navy (like 16 Frigates and 5 Privateers throughout the world + new Subs and Ironclads coming out) are all everywhere, but the only people that are on a coast of the Great Ocean (as I call it) is me and... CITYSTATECITYSTATECITYSTATECITYSTATECITYSTATECITYSTATECITYSTATECITYSTATECITYSTATE.

But yeah I've got like 50+ happiness and 400+ culture per turn and nearly 100 faith per turn and I can buy Great Merchants with Faith, and I get over 2k gold per Great merchant, and I've got 20%+ cultural influence in all the civilization. And I'm working towards have three of the original capitals, instead of just one.

My score is nearly like 1k, and the next highest isn't even 900.
I'm a fucking steamroller. I don't even need to have a military to stomp a big-ass invasion.
FEAR ME

Also, my internet was dead so yeah. At one point or another, I'll have my app finished.