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    1. WilsonTurner 12 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
Current Spontaneously moving to a new account- OfWindAndRain.
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10 yrs ago
Born too late to explore the world; born too early to explore the galaxy.
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Bio

I'll eventually get a real bio in here.

Most Recent Posts

/me is the pillow

/me bes the pillow
/me is on fire because liquid fire suddenly stopped being pillow
@HaleyTheRandom
/me thinks he is comfy
/me pokes fluff
/me thinks fluff is comfy
/me is a pillow
/me thinks like a pillow
/me is a pillow
/me pops out of existence, and is replaced by an actual pillow.
/me sprays liquid fire at @Avalant
/me is the pillow
@HaleyTheRandom
I sorry
I will withdraw
It unfair that the majority of nerds and geeks are guys

I will let you have your chance to win.

Unfair to consistently and totally stomp enemy team. No fun.
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@Silent Observer
Have you seen Con Man yet?
It's a masterpiece.


Normally I'd say wtf
But NathanFillionFTW
<Snipped quote by WilsonTurner>

Is the wrench what he calls his penis?


wtf

The wrench is what he calls:
Firearms
Long Speeches about how Americans do stupid shit
Firealarms
And that's all right now.

Oh, he threatened a bunch of aliens with nuclear warheads, while being surrounded in said alien's flagship, armed with only a handgun.
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