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10 yrs ago
Current Spontaneously moving to a new account- OfWindAndRain.
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10 yrs ago
Born too late to explore the world; born too early to explore the galaxy.
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I'll eventually get a real bio in here.

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@HaleyTheRandom
What, that is was a typo?
It was a typo, see, but i'm not telling you that :b

Cause it was totally intentional and I was just waiting for you to notice. :V
@HaleyTheRandom
>is cracking up
It took you sooooo long to notice, huh?
xD
@ChaoticFox
>offers hand for a highfive
@HaleyTheRandom
How'd I spell your name wrong?
Where?

And whaaaaai you laaaaai to me ;-;
so meanie
@HaleyTheRandom
Pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

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pokepoke
I'm just a kid sitting in computer class right now.
Aulfr followed Aleksandra's instructions to the dot, amiably and agreeably, taking on a stoic face for all the demonstrations. Every time she mentioned something about a criminal or somesuch, he bared his teeth at Aleksandra, in mock-anger and hate. Apparently, he was overdoing it a bit, based on stifled smirks that appeared every time Aleksandra turned her back on them.

He occasionally chipped in with tips and tricks- "Hey, if you grab a finger and yank back as hard as you can, that'll get guys." and maybe a "Guys are bigger and stronger, so move faster and take advantage that you're smaller. Much easier for you to change direction or get out of the way than for others.” Besides that, he played the part of a good dummy.

When the session was finally over, and Aleksandra sauntered up to him and pulled him down for a kiss, he kept the girls in sight out of the corner of his eye. When she looked over to scold them, Aulfr shushed her.

“Oh, they just want some too, Sandy. Sharing is caring, you know, and they certainly look like they need to be cared for.”

He dodged Aleksandra’s kick with a surprising laugh, and slipped out the door while she was still a little toasty.

The berserkers, for all they knew, figured things went sour, based on the way he laid into them when he got back out. None of them had an advantage over the others- which is what he wanted, but still.
@HaleyTheRandom
Yeee!
>claps happily
Pizza for you!
@HaleyTheRandom
But I have posted now ;-;
"Ah. My apologies- my name is Bernard Benson Browning. The few people I know call me Bee, or Triple-Bee. Or any variant thereof."

He shrugged, and carefully extracted a fruity looking pastry. Taking a bite and chewing slowly, he watched Evie finish up her work. He returned the smile with one of his own, content and relieved that he made up for his rude remarks earlier. Leaning back a bit, he checked his phone for a brief moment, before setting it to sleep again, and turned his attention back to Evie.

"So, Evie, that's a nice name by the way, do you usually come here in the mornings? My own coffee machine, which I used only for hot chocolate, broke, so now I need a new fix. I'm guess this is the place to get it?"

He dipped his pastry into his hot chocolate, and took an experimental bite. Apparently liking it, he dipped it even more, and took a larger bite, obviously burning his mouth in the process. Obvious, in that he was mumbling, "Ow! Ow! Owie!" and trying to take deep, somewhat covert breaths.
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