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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts


Trump wins.
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I'm just sayin. Anyway I think I'm gonna sleep. I have to be up at 7.


Night, cya tomorrow

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I have to be up at 6. CST. I was about to turn in as well. Godspeed and all that. @Witch Cat don't shitpost without us


I shall save the dankest of memes for you~
@AdobeFlashThey can be very messy when thre are many pictures.


Oh, oh! I noticed your subtly there!
@Witch Cat Mad? he looks like a crying potato!


I for one have a sexual attraction to crying potatoes!
Completely veering off topic, and by that I mean driving the topic into a cliff, hope you guys are reddy for some Grade A spite from Atlas

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This implies you have met Ted Cruz. Are you Ted Cruz? We may never know.



All the explanation you'll ever need~
(Oh I am not done with this topic yet, I am going to CRUCIFY it!)
@Witch Cat Actually Seph looks a bit more like a thin bearded ryu. Like I've said in picture he just looks young maybe a bit scraggly, but in person the man has a terrifying presence. Cruz does not.



Shh! You're making him mad!
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Hmmm. These conflicting pieces of evidence. The 4 words could also be SEPH KANE IS KILLER, which means SEPH KANE IS KILLER CROC

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That's how I'm going to imagine him now thanks a lot


Ted Cruz: The Mastermind of the organization. The offices in all the states are managed by minor mages who can deal with everyday goblins and ghosts, but Seph is the one in charge of everything. You may not expect much from straight appearances with his shaggy brown hair and youthful visage, but in his actual presence there is an aura of command and intensity. To stare into his eyes is to look into the building tempest before the storm of the century. He is a highly trained shifter that focused on the creature and enhancer schools. Alongside that he has a rather impressive knowledge of magical devices and weaponry as a hunter. Seph has been in and around magic his entire life and knows damn well the dangers that come with it. He takes his job very seriously, even to the point that he doesn't interact much with the mundane world anymore. He has deeper links to the magical community than even the town he lives in. He's neither anti-social nor rude, but he's clearly left the mundane world for many reasons some obvious like his work others deeply private. All in all he's a good man carrying heavy burdens.
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THE ZODIAC KILLER

-dramatic music and closeup of Seph's face-



^Accurate picture of Seph
@AdobeFlash I can only imagine the moment when Atlas is milling around and sees arcane justice, so for the hell of it he picks it up and instantly catches on fire.

"Dude, blessed by the pope. No touchy." Jaklo says wheeling out and back into his tiny room.


I'd like to imagine a very confused and scared pope baptising a gun larger than his leg while magical beings glare at him from the side.
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No blood substitutes yet, animal blood doesn't satiate the craving but makes him gag, he hates blood due to his experiences in WWI and No Mans Land, and he tries to make artificial blood. Got it?


Loud 'n' clear! (Like a grenade)
Sorry if I've been pestering you with so many questions.
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