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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

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@Witch CatOnce again one of those MAJOR details that I know and forget to give to everyone else. First and foremost he is not short and is by far the least likely to wear a suit. He's the highly unprofessional one of the two. He'd probably just have a polo and khakis. he wants to be approachable. He has very light brown hair that is rather short and graying at the edges. I'd probably use Sean Connery to describe his face honestly. Sometime between bond and how he looks now. Something rugged but not aged.

The thing to remember is Mark is from Poland (I'm certain I've mentioned that or if you know that SKI is VERY common at the end of polish names) he's a hardy guy from a tiny place where you have to be tough to the outside world and close with your neighbors.


Guess I'll just delete my entire post then >>

Jk, I'll do the fixes later on. And I honestly thought Mark was Russian!
(Made the changes!)
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Nothing has happened so far lmao. We all got to work. That is it. We haven;t gone on any grand sweeping adventures. yet.


But sweeping is a grand sweeping adventure!
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to shame anyone or tell anyone off, I just don't want to alienate anyone who hasn't gotten the chance to pose yet.


Oh no, I totally get it. It's fine. I guess ICs where it's basically just fluff to talk about a character doesn't alienate too much. But maybe we don't have to wait too long, I saw Roses online recently so maaaaybe she's working on an IC? I have no idea.
(Oh and if you're reading this Roses, don't worry, there's no rush!)
Posted my IC literally right after people were saying how we should hold off for a bit. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
But hey, at least (nearly) all the characters are meeting each other now!
“Hello?”, the man behind the desk asked again, with hints of a Polish heritage in his voice. Rising from the huge desk that engulfed and hid his frame, he leaned in, inspecting the new arrival.
“Oh, hi!”, Coal waved. ”You waved? Stupid, stupid, stupid! Look professional.", he screamed in his head as he strode forward, his curious eyes darting from every inch of the room. He was unsure if he felt underwhelmed, or relieved. But he definitely was surprised.
Coal was expecting extravagant large rooms, with rich decor placed elegantly everywhere. This rather small, and modest room was a sharp contrast to what he was expecting, but the rather homey nature of it really tied it together. Wood floors that creaked every so slightly, stairs and vast, yet empty, rooms off to the side, and a desk too large for this man. Breaking the monotone nature of most modern buildings, Coal was evidently pleased with this surprise.

The, what Coal guessed was the, secretary cleared his throat, snapping Coal back into reality. Coal realising he was smiling like an idiot to himself while his eyes wandered, let out a confused garble of “Oh”s and “Um”s before he regained himself and outstretched a hand, the secretary took it and shook it. His hand was comfortingly warm.

Everything about him seemed warm infact. He resembled someone's uncle. Khakis, a polo, messy chestnut hair, with hints of greying at his temples. Approachable, like someone who was willing to just sit down and listen. It made Coal almost feel silly for trying to act so professional. Almost. Still, there was nothing sinister about his nature at all, his eyes twinkled when he smiled, he was well-mannered, an absolute gentleman. A friendly guy you could trade secrets with. However, he didn't seem like the guy that would hide secrets. And he was, of course, warm. He felt warm, from his personality to his skin, he was radiating heat. Demon perhaps? Was all of these good manners just a clever trick, a glamour perhaps? Maybe he was fresh from a ritual? Whatever it was, Coal found it hard to distrust the man no matter the suspicious warmth.
“Ah, you must be the new recruit! It’s wonderful to have you here!”, he started to blabber on, “Coal is it? Yes, I’ve read so much about you! Witch, right? Right! Well, I’m sure you’ll be a wonderful recruit,” he was still firmly shaking Coal’s hand, going on about how happy he is to have Coal here.
”Christ,” Coal chuckled in his head, “He even sounds warm.
Opening his mouth for once, Coal laughed awkwardly. Completely unsure how to react to praise, he let out another flurry of “Uh”s before managed to get his words out. “Oh, well, thanks. Happy to be here, Mr. Uh. What was your name again?”

“Markiel Relovski!”, he said as if it was the most common and simple name there is.

“Markeel Reolovki”, Coal repeated, messing up God knows how many syllables. He can fluently speak over 5 languages, yet can’t say a name when under pressure. Yet, Markiel didn’t seem bothered. He smiled along and gave Coal a friendly pat on the back, “Ah, you look as if you’re meeting death face-to-face. Do not worry, we here at Wells and Rick are a friendly bunch! In fact, most of our members are up-stairs, why don’t you go meet them?”
Having his fill of human interaction for the day, Coal thanked Markiel (this time managing to get his name right), and went off towards the stairs. Markiel sat back down on the leather chair, and got back to whatever he was doing. Sparing him one last look before heading up the stairs, Coal could've sworn he saw a red owl giving him a disapproving gaze as he walked up, he increased his pace after that.

As he neared the stair landing, he could already hear a conversation. Too faint to make out the words, but he felt that there were a group of people up there. The fresh aroma of donuts wafted down the steps, and a grumble followed after Coal’s first whiff, remembering he didn’t have breakfast yet.

Reaching the door that stood ajar, he creaked it open, looking as disheveled as ever as the eyes of the occupants swiveled onto him. A nervous smirk broke on Coal’s face.

“Hello!”
I'll imagine him as a short man. Dressed in a sharp suit, with a typical-villain moustache, he's also bald and his head is rounded in shape, and has a pointed soul patch. So like the Devil, but he's also really nice. Really driving in the point that he may look stereotypical, but he doesn't act it.

Oh look! It's Mark's Imposter that almost looks like him!
Quick question, @jasonwolf, what does Mark look like?
I think I'll be able to handle Markiel just fine, the only problem is I don't know if Coal should walk into R&W looking for a job, or starting his job.

To make it easier on me, I'll just say this is Coal's first day.
Guess I'll start planning mine too, since no one was kind enough to bring in the welcome committee when Coal walked in.
*Passive aggressively glares*
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