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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts

@Witch CatI know that's why I'm reminding not scolding. (though size means a fair bit too.) I'm fine with the funny goofy chat so long as it doesn't fill my screen with images I'd rather not see while trying to work on the serious side of things. This case isn't exactly cheery.


Maybe we can stop this mysterious cyromancer by warming his heart up with the power of LAUGHTER! Because the most powerful magic of all, is Friendship.
guys what have I said about excessive picture?@AdobeFlash@Witch Cat


I posted like two!
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we need to chemically castrate this goddamn conversation so the twilight references don't grow out of hand.


You're as joyless and Bella! Trust me, you WOLF regret it. It'll really SUCK. This will totally be Single Soccer Moms getting Wet over Jacob. (I have no idea how that was supposed to be a pun, I just wanna castrate this too 'cause I don't want to spam the OOC again.)
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i know lmao. it was a joke. because he is fat. and the michelin man is made of tires and looks fat. and atlas is neither fat nor made of tires. nor chemically castrated. but in his line of duty its always a danger



Not so fast there, buddy. Or should I say, not so FAT there. Eh? Ehhhh? Eheheheheheheh
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atlas isnt the michelin man jfc


The Miche- What? No, uhh, what? Again. I was referencing a Family Guy episode where Chris got chemically castrated. That image is from the show.
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he doesnt suck blood mind you, he mixes it into human foods. And for all you know Atlas has been chemically castrated for 20 years.



^ The Chemically Castrated Atlas
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:::^^^)))
twilight makes me twilightheaded due to lack of quality


Your puns are like a gay vampire, they sure do suck!
(Like Atlas)
::::::::::^^^^^))))))))))))))))))
(I thought of a better pun but I don't want to edit my post 'cause I ain't no chump)
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twilight references in this thread:2

i really hate twilight and i don't think anyone here will disagree with me here on that


I mean, like, Bella was kinda cool. The films were ok, I guess. ._.
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how do you miss such a glaring mistake lmao.
its like in mein kampf if hitler accidentally replaced every mention of jews with americans.


I guess the word "vampire" and "closeted homosexual" became so very similar after Twilight
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this is why i make rough drafts and final drafts. this exact reason. lmao


I shall now forever read the word "vampire" as "closeted homosexual"

I also don't really make separate drafts. I just edit one draft after several re-reads to find flaws.
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