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    1. Witch Cat 10 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts

I love that somehow Max the forty something jewish guy has all the game.


This goes against all porn logic! People are supposed to go after the shy twink, not the guythat's supposed to be filming the scene!
@Witch Cat On the random topic of fanfiction I actually have rules for myself on fanfiction that specifically prohibit using character made by the original author for anything other than cameos and background detail. Ex. I could have harry potter walk by if I wrote something in that universe, but he'd not really do anything. Or I could have details that matched up to what happened in the story.

I feel like fanfiction should be expansion not rewriting.


(I regret this post now)
<Snipped quote by Polyphemus>

You're a goddamn gem. Thanks, pumpkin


Pumpkin!? Time to open my Fanfiction.net account again!
Just wanna say, Coal was on the floor sitting quitely this entire time. And he ships Glory X Max.
@Witch Cat *Jaklo responds by breaking coal's vocal cords* Wolves like bitches.

EDIT: heh zoology humor.

EDIT 2: Also I now feel like I want to give Jaklo a bunch of magic bear traps. I can just imagine him laying down a bunch of them to stop a villain and when they try to run down a hallway and they just hover over them or blast through the wall and his spirit is just crushed..


*Witch Cat stops abruptly as this is all to familiar to his Jaklo x Coal fan fiction *
In THIS OR THAT 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Doughnuts, bagels are a mere cheap imitation of the product. Fool's Gold I saw!

Chess or Checkers?
@Witch Cat *coal steps on one of Jaklo's bear traps.*


*Coal understandably livid over this while hinting at homoerotic tensions*
Or drake comes in and woos the ladies with his hot fire and sexy lizardman tongue


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@dragonmancerill see your lizard tongue and raise you the rugged outcast badboy cowboy trope.


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*Coal stalks both quitely from out of view*
The IC has been riveting so far. Recap time

-Jaklo is nowhere to be seen, as the GM is writing the next big important IC
-Coal is recovering from their temper tantrum
-Max and Lenya are flirting probably who knows
-Atlas and Glory attempt to talk but are thwarted by me not wanting to fill up the IC because I feel I post too much
-Walter Mitty and Drake talk about arson

Did I miss anything?


Christ, an out burst is the most Coal ever contributed. Imagine if this continued, he'd melt this mystery ice-mage's ice with the power of his own body heat alone.
Poly, and Roses are having a huge fucking ball over there. And we got Wraith's first IC here. Everything is happening so fast! (And I believe there is like one more person who needs to post before Jason can dump exposition on us)

P.S. Sorry I was so quite on the IC tab, just with finals and all I never got the time to sit down and write. But by tomorrow I should be able to post an IC
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