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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts

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In all seriousness, I hope I haven't come across as picking on you personally- just a clash between our character's personalities.


Nah it's fine, it's fun seeing the characters clash honestly.
Personally, I'm not paying much attention to the plight of the other party.

Plus, I now have this new sexy redhead to stare at.


No, you're supposed to go after Atlas! Don't let down all the yaoi fan girls
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>Coal
>Snapping a vampire's neck
funny joke there pal


Ok, not Coal himself. But like, anything can be accomplished with a little goat's blood and selling your body for an hour to a demon!

Also

>le funny meme arrows aren't funny
@Witch CatI mean, after that freak out when Atlas had the ABSOLUTE GALL TO REFER TO HIM AS A CHILD it's no surprise


How he didn't snap Atlas' neck on the spot is a true testament to his patience.

^ How everyone sees Coal right now
Banned for having an enormous sig!
I'll write my next IC when I get home. I plan on using my new fancy knives for some science


Oh, you're going to dissect some frogs?
yup one vote to Coal then Cassandra has to come up with something good to top that


She has her goddamn amazing writing. Oh god I feel like a cheap copy now.
Wow Cat you actually researched the name I'm surprised no one ever bothered to do that before, I'm really happy that someone actually did it and nice post by the way I had some laughs in it xD


I think i won someone's vote as best witch

"Why thank you!" he says while looking smug at his rival

But seriously, thanks! I just find it neat when the name of something somehow connects to it, so I do alot of that in my writing.
” I don’t trust these people, they don’t seem to very skilled,” Cerberus hissed in Coal’s mind, his amber eyes boring holes into the skulls of the mages he stared down.

”Relax, I’m sure they’re great! All the dick-measuring brawns are miles away, so honestly, how bad can these people be?”, Coal whispered into Cerberus’ mind as he lifted his fixated gaze off the shaking snow, looking over his shoulder and seeing someone approach, ”Look! Here comes one now,” He felt Cerberus tense on his shoulder, spreading his wave of consciousness towards the long-haired man, and whispering to Coal again, ”Azai, his name is Azai. Meaning strength”.

“Hello!” Coal said, trying his best to seem approachable and not as if he snapped minutes ago, “Azai, right? Right.”
Behind that cheery complexion, Coal was sizing him up and down. His gaze quickly darting from side to side, inspecting Azai. He seemed physically strong, odd seeing as this was the investigator team. He was acting all tall, dark, mysterious, the protagonist in a romance novel. But he possibly could be a softie, like a protagonist in a romance novel. Coal didn’t dare to try to probe Azai’s mind further, thinking best to not risk the chance that he might have some barrier.

“You seem a bit cold kid,” Coal went from smiling to blank.

”Did he really call me a kid? Coal twisted his mouth into a tight smile, his hands clenched behind his back, a flare of anger sparking in him causing the the bewitched snow to tremble with his anger.

”Good thinking kid,” Azai’s smug tone threatened to make Coal snap, he didn’t even listen to whatever he had to say. Coal’s want to dump a literal ton of snow on his head grew and burned inside him, and a snow ball hovered threateningly above Azai. At any moment he could drop that freezing chunk down the bastard’s back, he could feel Cerberus egging him on, ”Go ahead, be mean!” he seemed to say.
At the last moment, Coal stopped. The chunk of snow dissipated mid-air. No lights, no smoke, just gone. Coal shrugged and muttered a quick thanks, turning once again to the parting mound of snow.

Everything seemed oddly still, as if the chill had frozen time too. Coal’s ambition to be a snow-Moses and part the ice left him, and he was making no progress, Max and Lenya were just standing there as far as Coal was concerned, Glory was missing, and Azai-

”Hey guys, listen to me. I know that we are teammates and we do not have a team leader, but we have to work together. I will not force you to anything but I have a plan, so will you listen to me?”

And Azai was taking charge. Coal and Cerberus turned their heads simultaneously towards him, heads cocked in curiosity, they were finally getting somewhere! “The blowhard was useful for something after all,” Coal and Cerberus snicked to each other.

Maybe they still had some chance of not being a crap team.
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