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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

Most Recent Posts

Coal couldn’t help but to smile as the quasi-positive vibe filled the room, he didn’t consider it completed though. Maybe it was the hint of strong alcohol in the air that upset him, but he was thankful at least he managed to wring out some positivity from the group without the use of very taboo arts. He also wasn’t called a kid this time! Almost.

“Thanks,” he suddenly quipped from seemingly nowhere, “Thank you for this opportunity to be a part of this. This is, really huge for me.” This sudden sentiment also surprised him too, he was stunned into silence for a second before shaking it off. “But if you’ll excuse me now, I need to be somewhere,” he turned to leave, his footsteps quickly growing fainter as Cerberus followed suit.

He glided over the dusty walls, and rickety stairs, descending down towards the basement. Everything was in place, the oversized desk, the weird items that cluttered the walls, and in the corner of the room, there lay his carved in sigils, that apparently no one wanted to mend. The runes painstakingly carved in, and powered by his momentary agnst. He sighed, and stepped in the mix of runes, he wasn’t going to be like that anymore. And with that, he vanished.
"Oh! Wouldn't it be cool if we had two witches on the team?" the sarcastic voice of a teen complains from afar.

(But seriously, it's been super fun! Sadly I will not be able to post right now, or for the next 1-2 days, as I'll be away from my laptop, so just assume Coal is in the background mentally-chatting with Cerberus. I'll log in using my phone to try keep tabs on what's going on. See you guys soon!)
@Polyphemus Jaklo is neither that blunt or that sharp. A bear trap perfectly embodies his mentality of wait for it then break everything just like a bear trap waits for it then removes everything halfway down your shin.


I think a small puddle of corrosive acid would also fit that description. Or at least just the shin part.
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His smile was instantly washed off his face, instead being replaced by a downcast look of surprise, his eyes darting to the sides and really focusing on a piece of furniture. Anything to not meet their eyes as Baron listed off the damage report, and Kenya’s loud mutterings even made him wince slightly. He then learned to remain quiet, hanging by the outskirts of the small group. What else to do but to either remain quiet, or sulk away?

But why though? If he was going to be a part of this team, he didn’t need to treat them all like strangers. He messed up, it was normal, he could apologise now and lessen the impact, or remain quiet and build up a reputation as an outcast.

He stood straight up, fueled by his sudden bravado as he continued, “I’m sorry for my poor choice of words, what I meant to say was that we had a successful mission,” no glares of contempt yet, doing good so far, he thought before continuing, “There were some complications along the way, but I’m glad we managed to work through them and stick together. So, why not celebrate a little?”

He held his breath for a moment, he didn’t exactly have a way with words, but he hoped he didn’t fumble up too badly this time.
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live,"

Yikes, Reverend. Well, too bad he's dead now. I wonder if it's only a coincidence he died after that....
(But seriously, that's really clever shit right there. Bravo.)
Granted but now they are snobbish, ass holes who kick puppies for fun.

I WISH LADY GAGA GOT THE RESPECT SHE DESERVED, SHE IS A GOD AMONG MEN.
Granted, but now you'll forever be 4 yours older than you are now, therefore ageing into the hundreds in mere seconds, and so you die.

I wish for a nice dig bick.
<Snipped quote by Witch Cat>

HUHAHAHAAAH! JOKE'S ON YOU! Trying to get what you want made you forget to wish, now, you lost your chance! >:)

i wish i could land safely from my flying curse xD


HAHAH! TRIPLE FOOL, YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! Your wish is granted but because you didn't specify on what land you wanted to land, so you forever sink into the Earth until you hit the molten core of the Earth and die.


I wish for rapture to occur, and Sexy Jesus to send my soul to Gay Hell.
DAMMIT I FORGOT TO EDIT THE THING SO IT DIDN'T SHOW UP WEIRD. FUCK. But anyway, yah, welcome to the guild, Bad Man.
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