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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Penultimate_Pi
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I need a bottle of Jack Daniels, a jar of cave-slime resin, and two- no, make that three shots of gold nitro.

...If you REALLY must know, I need to get drunk, storm a citadel and shove one up MacGuyver's ass all at the same time. Hopefully the rest will come naturally.
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Undying Curiosity said
Frozen pizza? or Intergalactic Bugs.....Obviously I'm going to choose the bugs, what is this, Earth?-Chuckles lightly-


Excellent, we have some scattering around the floor if you need some exercise. I find that most feline races prefer that method. But I can also place them in a nice martini glass for you if you want.
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Penultimate_Pi said
I need a bottle of Jack Daniels, a jar of cave-slime resin, and two- no, make that three shots of gold nitro....If you REALLY must know, I need to get drunk, storm a citadel and shove one up MacGuyver's ass all at the same time. Hopefully the rest will come naturally.


Ahh so you have some dangerous adventure going on? Well then can I interest you in the Slobbering Drunk special? Everything you ordered, plus two bottles of Rum for only 5 payments of 10 woolongs more?
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Ahh so you have some dangerous adventure going on? Well then can I interest you in the Slobbering Drunk special? Everything you ordered, plus two bottles of Rum for only 5 payments of 10 woolongs more?


I'm afraid I'll have to pass up on that; I've got a quart of grog back in my ride. That reminds me, though, do you accept payment in gellids? Better yet, what's the exchange rate around here?
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Penultimate_Pi said
I'm afraid I'll have to pass up on that; I've got a quart of grog back in my ride. That reminds me, though, do you accept payment in gellids? Better yet, what's the exchange rate around here?


3 Gellids is one Slevqa!
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Excellent, we have some scattering around the floor if you need some exercise. I find that most feline races prefer that method. But I can also place them in a nice martini glass for you if you want.


Oh I can't do that. My Faylenthia blew out just a cycle ago, but that Martini sounds great!
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Excellent, we have some scattering around the floor if you need some exercise. I find that most feline races prefer that method. But I can also place them in a nice martini glass for you if you want.

Oh I couldn't do that, my Faylenthia blew out just two days ago. That Martini sounds just great! Make it two :D
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Derpestein said
3 Gellids is one Slevqa!


And 1 Slevqa is 3.14 Woolongs! Isn't it great?
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Oh I couldn't do that, my Faylenthia blew out just two days ago. That Martini sounds just great! Make it two :D


With the olive or without?
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Hmmm... I'm curious, do you have karaoke here?
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With please!
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With please!


Alrighty, coming right up! -She disappeared behind the counter and loud crashes could be heard along with muffled swearing.- Ahh. There you go. Some of the uh... buggers, didn't want to die. If you need any more olives, just shout!
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TheMadAsshatter said
Hmmm... I'm curious, do you have karaoke here?


What kind of intergalactic bar would I be if I didn't have karaoke?
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Darkwolfsoul010 said
What kind of intergalactic bar would I be if I didn't have karaoke?


...

He runs off to Karaoke.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout
I'm telling you why!

Canta Slaus is coming
To space station~

He's making a list and checking it twice,
Finding out who's naughty or nice,
Canta Slaus is coming
To space station~
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I'll have a shot of the past and future shaken with a lemon.
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Dinh AaronMk said
I'll have a shot of the past and future shaken with a lemon.


Past and future huh? We're running short on the past here, but I'll scrape up what's left for ya.
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Darkwolfsoul010 said
What kind of intergalactic bar would I be if I didn't have karaoke?


Of course. You might not understand what I'm singing, but here goes anyways.

Расцветали яблони и груши
Поплыли туманы над рекой
Выходила на берег Катюша
На высокий берег на крутой

Выходила, песню заводила
Про степного сизого орла
Про того, которого любила
Про того, чьи письма берегла

Ой, ты, песня, песенка девичья
Ты лети за ясным солнцем вслед
И бойцу на дальнем пограничье
От Катюши передай привет

Пусть он вспомнит девушку простую
Пусть услышит, как она поет
Пусть он землю бережет родную
А любовь Катюша сбережет

Расцветали яблони и груши
Поплыли туманы над рекой
Выходила на берег Катюша
На высокий берег на крутой.
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TheMadAsshatter said
Of course. You might not understand what I'm singing, but here goes anyways.


I tried elgoog searching that.

'Malformed or illegal request.'

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Of course. You might not understand what I'm singing, but here goes anyways.


I know Russian folk songs when I hear them! Thank you, I quite enjoyed the memories that brought.
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