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X-Men: Days of Future Past-
20th Century Fox proving once again that, if you attach Hugh Jackman to a X-Men film, people are going to eat it up despite how good it is or not. Oh and something about time-travel, but mostly Wolverine.
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The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
You got an Englishman playing an American, an American playing a Russian, and an Englishwoman playing an English-German woman - what could possibly go wrong? A number of things. First, the former two hate each other, the latter woman fooled both of them and pretty much spent the latter half of the film getting kidnapped. Oh, and usual Guy Ritchie doing usual Guy Ritchie things.
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Taken - A father has to pick up his daughter.
Taken 2 - A father has to pick up his wife.
Taken 3 - A father has to run away from the cops while trying to clear his name. Oh and something about his daughter and wife blahblahblah
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Star Wars-

A retelling of the first and second World Wars except instead of being fought on Earth, they were fought in space in order for the movie to appeal to children. The characters are also a representation of a major country involved in the World Wars.
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The Forest - Time for scary adventures in the forest.
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Revenant -- How to technically survive a winter in Wyoming.
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Kingsman: The Secret Service - Samuel L Jackson reads Cell by Stephen King and thinks it's a great idea.
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Beast of No Nations - Note to self: stay away from Idris Elba in Africa. Dude is not nice.
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SouffleGirl123 Guild's Sweetheart

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My take on Twilight- 'cus it's not pedophilia if he looks 17.

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Spider-Man I - Teenage Peter Parker suddenly realizes he can shoot white, sticky liquid from his body. Puberty - am I right?

Spider Man II - Teenage Peter Parker gets a personal, life lesson about Tenticle Rape from a professor.

Spider Man III - An alien symbiote just wants to befriend Peter Parker - and they do until his best friend decides to be a dick to him, and kill him.

Spider Man IV - Oh yeah, this never happened. Shame on you Raimi for not making this! D<
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The Terminal- A guy can't get home

ET- An alien tries to call home. It doesn't work so he rides home on a bicycle.

The lego movie- a 1hr 41min long commercial for plastic bricks

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Snakes on a Plane - Nick Fury Jr complains about limbless reptiles on a flying vehicle that carries people from point A to point B.

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