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>WISE ONE: Have a vision that foretells of a coming of a great evil name JENNY. Become hysteric.
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JENNY THE FROG PRINCE and TOM THE MUTE head NORTH before the FIRE blocks their path. It's PROBABLY FINE.

The only problem is neither of them can ENTER the CAMP until they are OFFICIAL CLAN MEMBERS. They will need a HOUSE to join THE AWESOME ONES. Alternatively, they can setup their own CLAN somewhere else, but that costs 16 POINTS. Eligible Clan Founders: TOM THE MUTE, JENNY THE FROG PRINCE, adult GOKU.

UG the FABULOUS gathers a SELECTION OF COLOURFUL CLOTH and PORKCHOP'S OLD CLOTHES, but decides to leave the BEARD HAIR, ROCKS and FIBROUS PLANTS. He heads back to CAMP. In the PLAINS he is struck by the irresistable urge to KISS JENNY THE FROG PRINCE.

UG THE FABULOUS' PURE, UNADULTERATED FABULOUSNESS RESTRUCTURES THE VERY ATOMS OF THE COSMOS. JENNY THE FROG PRINCE is now a JENNY THE FROG PRINCESS, designed specifically by UG to look great hanging off his arm.

TOM THE MUTE and JENNY THE FROG PRINCESS are momentarily DISORIENTATED.

Also, JENNY THE FROG PRINCESS is HEAD OVER HEELS in LOVE with UG THE FABULOUS now. She has VIVID FANTASIES of them RUNNING OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER.

UG THE FABULOUS RETURNS TO CAMP and JENNY THE FROG PRINCESS pines after him... He will be hers. He plants some COTTON.


WOMAN TORCHBEARER puts out her dwindling TORCH. she sharpens the end and now has a POINTY STICK. She STABS at the FISH and now has FISH on a STICK. A FISHSTICK, if you will. It smells DELICIOUS and is probably quite FILLING.

She gathers THREE BERRIES, and heads back to CAMP, passing TOM THE MUTE on the way.

TOM THE MUTE arrives and has a look at the WATER. The WATER here is too HOT for the FROGSPAWN, but perhaps you could follow the stream NORTH to find COOLER WATER.


GOKU sings to a POTATO PLANT. It GROWS a little and will probably have a slightly better HARVEST when it is ready.

WISEAU THE WISE has a HORRIFIC VISION of a FROG MONSTER stealing her SON AWAY and KILLING ALL HER BELOVED FLIES. She goes into a HYSTERIC FIT. WISEAU THE WISE breaks a STICK and tramples a POTATO PLANT. It is now WILTING.

TOM THE MUTE gains +1 XP towards Taming.
TOM THE MUTE gains +1 XP towards Exploration.
JENNY THE FROG PRINCE gains +1 XP towards Exploration.
JENNY THE FROG PRINCE gains +2 XP towards Social.
JENNY THE FROG PRINCE gains +2 XP towards Being Fabulous.

UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP towards Foraging.
UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP towards Social.
UG THE FABULOUS gains +2 XP towards Being Fabulous.

UG THE FABULOUS has levelled up his SOCIAL and FORAGING skills.

WOMAN TORCHBEARER gains +1 XP towards Crafting.
WOMAN TORCHBEARER gains +1 XP towards Fishing.
WOMAN TORCHBEARER gains +1 XP towards Gathering.
WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards Gardening.
GOKU gains +2XP towards Gardening.
GOKU gains +2 XP towards ????? (Something to do with PLANTS)
GOKU gains 1 XP towards ????? (?????)

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It is AFTERNOON. The temperature is WARM. <UNNAMED TRIBE> have set up their home in a NICE CLEARING. SOME CROPS are being tended. PORKCHOP is MISSING. BABY GOKU arrived today. A mysterious man left the camp. TOM THE MUTE wishes to join The Awesome Ones. A FROG PRINCE has appeared. WOMAN and UG THE FABULOUS are out exploring. An acrid smell carries on the wind.
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>WISE ONE: Build a house for your son from the pieces of cloth.
>He doesn't need much he's half fly.
>Also these hoes ain't loyal.
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>Have Tom head north
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>Ug, start building your manly friend and amphibious lover homes.
>Goku, be a good little boy and help your father with his building.
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>Woman Torchbearer, head back to camp and sleep. You shall rest well knowing that you are my favorite member of the Awesome Ones!
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>Wiseau train in the use of The Swarm powers until it becomes night to get your mind off the dream.
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>Jenny: look around a little bit to see if you can find something cool to give to Ug as a present (and as proof of your love)
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>Goku eat Pebble with Hole in It fly style a.k.a dissolve in acid first, and use its mystical Leshen powers to go on hallucinatory journey about Fate of the tribe
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>Ug the Fabulous: build the homes as fabulously as possible so that you can become even more fabulous and can finally become the "Fabulous Baron of Fabulousness" and take your rightful role as chief of The Awesome Ones.
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@Mae Still into this , right ? :D
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@Ashevelendaryes, i have school monday-tuesday. I have most of this next post finished
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@Mae K. Sorry for that. :( I forgot that not everyone starts college next week xD
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>Woman Torchbearer
>Tend to plants
>With water
>Water plants

>Then go to bed
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>Tom The Mute
>Test Water Temperature In New Place
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>Wiseau The Wise
>Meditate Upon The Powers Of Your Divinity
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WISEAU THE WISE ONE constructs a SHELTER for her son using the discarded clothes PORKCHOP PROBABLY DIED IN. It would probably fall over in a light breeze, but this is probably ample protection from MONSTERS, right?

UG will need more TIMBER to make a DECENT SHELTER. Luckily he has an AXE and there is a FOREST to the NORTH.

WOMAN has a SUDDEN URGE to set something on FIRE...

She starts TENDING TO THE PLANTS.

GOKU eats a PEBBLE WITH A HOLE IN. He feels slightly STRANGE.


HELLO SON.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?


TOM heads NORTH. He finds himself at a SPRING surrounded by ROCKS and TREES. The ground seems relatively fertile. He hears HONKING in the distance. The WATER TEMPERATURE is JUST RIGHT.


JENNY THE FROG PRINCESS finds a NICE BEATING STICK in the shape of a HEART.

WOMAN TORCHBEARER gains +1 XP in Gardening.
TOM THE MUTE gains +1 XP to Exploration.
TOM THE MUTE gains +1 XP towards Taming.
WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards Construction.
WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards Tailoring.
GOKU gains +3 XP towards Swarm Powers.
Goku gains +2 XP towards Social.
JENNY THE FROG PRINCESS gains +1 XP towards Gathering.

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>Tom The Mute
>Place frogspawn in water
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>Ug use your axe to retrive Timber from the Forest to the North
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