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Fucking DEGENERATES

I'm hiking down to the Amazon to harvest cacao beans by sneaking into corporate farms, then bringing them back here to make into chocolate (using shoplifted ingredients of course) using a stove I built myself. Because I'm basically a lifestylist.

I am looking to do an RP. It can have smut in it, but I'm really looking for a good story.

-Will do any pairing (MxF, FxF, MxM)
-Player must be 18+
-Must be willing to do romance
-Must be into my kinks, or at least tolerate them.
-Needs to write at least as well as I. (preferably better)

Here are some various plot ideas I thought up.













You can propose something entirely original if you'd like too. I'm into:

-Romance
-Love at first sight
-Tentacle surprise.
- I'm going to be the monster, period.

EDIT: Okay, I'm actually receiving PM responses for this. I wasn't serious guys. The whole thing was a joke.