@Skallagrim
Sorry Skalla, I got slapped with two morning shifts in a row and lost my entire day from passing out when I got home

@Alternax@ImportantNobody
I will begin a post on my way home.

How was I not aware of this hilarious thread? I definitely want to see this, and maybe join if that's still possible. After all, four people is still quite an end away from "as many as possible".

@Skallagrim I also totally thought the guy on Youtube was you. It seemed to fit given what I've seen of the both of you. But I suppose you've heard that before.

@Lalliman
Join up then, nerd. I've got a post to write, plenty of time to do it, and a really funny idea for how to start this off the right way.

INCOMING POST T-MINUS...Some value of time between a half hour to two hours.

How was I not aware of this hilarious thread?

Could this battle be as hilarious as the one where my armored guy is being assaulted by an army of cats?

@Skallagrim You're up, sorry for the wait.

I shall post a suitable character tomorrow morning!

Can't wait for utter chaos to unfold.

Could this battle be as hilarious as the one where my armored guy is being assaulted by an army of cats?

Well, it's hard to beat a fight involving Obadiah, Big Martin and Kentucky Tom in the hilarity department.

But watching LeeRoy getting in way over his head has got to be interesting to say the least.

I can't settle on the name for that attack Evvie did, which is her signature move. I'm thinking of the slightly different options of Dragon's Meteor Kick, Dragon Meteor Kick, or Meteor Dragon Kick. I'm leaning towards the second option. It may seem minor but I feel it can change everything!!! On a side note, I think I should name a sci-fi ship the chosen option as well. Sounds like a fast moving air to ground glass cannon ship.

P.S. That attack is normally used as a "bunker buster", breaking through house roofs and stuff for "surprise Evvie" attack on the inhabitants. Either that or smashing onto the large skulls of monsters to kill them in one hit. It has been blocked once before by some guy who just calmly raises his hand and catches her foot without budging an inch. Everyone stares all wide eyed as he then smashes her around like the Hulk against Loki. Looks like your guy is the second to "catch it" and live, only catching it with his face isn't quit as impressive.

@ImportantNobody
I actually neglected a line from that post, hold on.

I added in the concrete being torn apart.

Working a rough for my post, I will get it up tonight or first thing in the morning.

Is this going to turn into a semi-musical where we all shove in a radio change?

Hofstadter's law. If you say you're gonna do it in the morning, you're definitely gonna do it in the evening instead.

I'll get a post up soon. Changes can still be made to the character after I posted, in case something is out of line.

Edit: Holy crap, your post arrived in between me pressing the Send button and my computer successfully refreshing the page.

@Lalliman
You're accepted, you can go ahead and post.

This is going to get ugly quickly. I think we're going to destroy a city.

@Skallagrim
This whole battle is going to catastrophic, frankly.

There's a lot of heavy hitters, as Sigmund I'm gonna have to be extremely mobile, otherwise I'll get caught and bodied pretty swiftly.

Which requires explosions, and that'll just make this even messier.

LeeRoy vs The Flying Brick Brigade

@Lalliman
Catapulting Brick vs Flying Bricks

The new guy pulled out a lightsaber, and all I got was this dinky knife?

I think it's my turn next, which I'll do tomorrow morning which means tomorrow afternoon. Kind of hard for anyone to do anything else with Evvies foot lodged in splatterers face.

The new guy pulled out a lightsaber, and all I got was this dinky knife?

It may look like a lightsaber, but it's really just a very durable sword. It doesn't burn through stuff. I know you're joking, but just so everyone knows this.

I think it's my turn next, which I'll do tomorrow morning which means tomorrow afternoon.

Here's the beauty of Hofstadter's Law: Things take longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. So now that you've said that, it's probably gonna take you until the evening.