I don't want to send the wrong signals.
Dude, there's little old ladies out there dyeing their heads to look like "the fun grandma." If you think dyed hair is political, you gotta get out of Ogden or somethin'
now i definitely won't be dyeing my hair, because i'm a big guy, and i know i'd be sending the wrong signals to gay dudes, which would be cruel. plus it costs money to dye hair, and i don't like spending money.