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I just received this email. My email shifted it to my 'junk' folder, but it just sounds so plausible that I have to take it seriously.

Here was the message:

Greetings From Miss Lea Edem

With all due respect, I want you to read my letter with one mind and help me. I am Lea Edem The only daughter of late Mr.and Mrs.Edem,My Late father was a very wealthy cocoa dealer in Lome Togo before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business deal.
my mother died when she was given birth to me, since then my father took me so special because I am motherless. Before the death of my father on 2nd June 2013 in a private hospital here in Lome Togo. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of USD5,000,000.00 United States dollars left in a fixed deposit account in a local bank here in Lome Togo, that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, such real estate agent,
I am 18 year old. Dear I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways.
1) To provide any bank account where this money would be transferred into.
2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country. Moreover, I am willing to offer you 30 percent of the total sum as compensation for your effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas.
I want you to help me not because of the 30 percent I want to offer you but to take me as your adoptive child and take good care of my life. Please save my life.
Hope to hear from you soonest.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards, Lea Edem


What do, guys? I mean, I could get 30% of $5,000,000 and all I have to do is save her life. I mean, how could I say no to a clearly legit opportunity like this?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by andromedene
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Adopt her and nurture her and give her love.
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Spam-mail is the best mail ever. It's the only place I can find the same email from the same company who wants to give me the same pills for the diabetes they think I have.
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Oh, how tragic. She must have lost the love of her life, a Nigerian Prince, and inherited his debt.
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Do it. But kill her as soon as you get the money secured. Leave no witnesses. That's your money. You earned it by having to read that heartbreakingly tragic email. No one person should have to suffer such sadness, and only be given 30% of 5mil. NO ONE I SAY!
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ImANargleHunter said
Adopt her and nurture her and give her love.

But I don't want kids. Even if they're already adults. D:

Dervish said
Oh, how tragic. She must have lost the love of her life, a Nigerian Prince, and inherited his debt.

That Nigerian Prince owes me money, too. What a jerk.
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liek if u crai erry time
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Dervish said
Oh, how tragic. She must have lost the love of her life, a Nigerian Prince, and inherited his debt.


:D
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I think I got more "spiritual"/"uplifting" chainmail threatening horrible things upon me if I didn't forward it than epic spam-mail.

mbl said
liek if u crai erry time


That's what RPG needs. A Like button.
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Coke dealing is a cutthroat business.
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mbl said
liek if u crai erry time


Upvote +1
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The Nexerus said
Upvote +1


Downvote - 1
Now it's got a vote of 1 on Reddit. :P
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All problems can be solved with fire.
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Inform government officials in Lome Togo that Mr. Edem was a major cocaine druglord in their country and advise that they sieze his funds and use said funds to spark a war on drugs. Than when the oppurtunity presents itself you can become a foreign advisor in Lome Togo and if you work your way up you may even become president over your own country. Than you can change the regime to despotism and abuse the funds used on the drug war to increase taxes and continue backdoor funding these drug lords to let the war continue. Inevitably, when you have saved up 5,000,000$(Or equivalent in Lome Togo currency) from your time spent as a despot with unnecesarily high tax rates, you bail out and leave the ruined country to it's own devices.
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Lik if you cry evey time.
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Take there in, she might be cute... Wait, your a girl, take here brother.
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