[OOC] R.A.T.S. - Rapid Assault Tactical Squad - 1 Slot Open

[rush99999]

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[Eklispe]

Flare wants Nightbeasts Gloves Are Off! ability really bad, since i'm building him to have super high health, and the ability to restore it. Gonna have to get me something like that.

[Genni]

Flare wants Nightbeasts Gloves Are Off! ability really bad, since i'm building him to have super high health, and the ability to restore it. Gonna have to get me something like that.

@Eklispe

Well you can't have it, it's hers. The only way you could come close to having it would be if Flare and Nightbeast somehow had a kid together and they inherited their father's fire-based skills and their mother's fighting skills...

*voice trails off as she pictures the potential devastation that could be caused by baby NightFlare (FlareBeast?), not to mention what could happen to the base if Flare and Nightbeast hooked up even for just one night*

...No! No, no, no, no, no!

[rush99999]

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Well you can't have it, it's hers. The only way you could come close to having it would be if Flare and Nightbeast somehow had a kid together and they inherited their father's fire-based skills and their mother's fighting skills...

*voice trails off as she pictures the potential devastation that could be caused by baby NightFlare (FlareBeast?), not to mention what could happen to the base if Flare and Nightbeast hooked up even for just one night*

...No! No, no, no, no, no!

@Genni

It could be worse. Nightbeast could hook up with Heretic.

[GodOfWar]

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It could be worse. Nightbeast could hook up with Heretic.

@rush99999

Dear God, we would come up with the worst villain in the history of R.A.T.S kind.

EDIT; Why is everyone imagining Heretic hooking up with all these different chicks? Is there a subliminal message in this somewhere?

[Eklispe]

Its pokemon all over, we just care about breeding for the best possible skills and IVs.

[Genni]

It could be worse. Nightbeast could hook up with Heretic.

@rush99999

Nickelback: *stares in disbelief at the deep smoking crater where the headquarters used to be* "What the hell happened to my base?"

Nightingale: "I'm not entirely sure. One minute deimos was handing out punch for everyone, then everything went a little woozy and I woke up naked in her quarters with the alarms going off..."

Ironside: "We had a Code 1169, Ma'am."

Nickelback: "...oh fuck... ...Did anyone check the insurance to make sure the Horny Nightbeast premium was paid up-to-date?"

Speaking of headquarters, where would people like the home base to be located? In the desert, the antarctic, orbital space station, seabed observatory, artificial island, transdimensional sentient spaceship in near-Earth's orbit..?

[GodOfWar]

Speaking of headquarters, where would people like the home base to be located? In the desert, the antarctic, orbital space station, seabed observatory, artificial island, transdimensional sentient spaceship in near-Earth's orbit..?

@Genni

How about somewhere deep in the heart of Iceland? It's remote, has nice landscapes, easy to be transported from, and is near Europe!

[KabenSaal]

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Nickelback: *stares in disbelief at the deep smoking crater where the headquarters used to be* "What the hell happened to my base?"

Nightingale: "I'm not entirely sure. One minute deimos was handing out punch for everyone, then everything went a little woozy and I woke up naked in her quarters with the alarms going off..."

Ironside: "We had a Code 1169, Ma'am."

Nickelback: "...oh fuck... ...Did anyone check the insurance to make sure the Horny Nightbeast premium was paid up-to-date?"

Speaking of headquarters, where would people like the home base to be located? In the desert, the antarctic, orbital space station, seabed observatory, artificial island, transdimensional sentient spaceship in near-Earth's orbit..?

@Genni

Avalon. And, I'll explain why in a PM tommorow, for now, I gotta go to bed.

[rush99999]

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Nickelback: *stares in disbelief at the deep smoking crater where the headquarters used to be* "What the hell happened to my base?"

Nightingale: "I'm not entirely sure. One minute deimos was handing out punch for everyone, then everything went a little woozy and I woke up naked in her quarters with the alarms going off..."

Ironside: "We had a Code 1169, Ma'am."

Nickelback: "...oh fuck... ...Did anyone check the insurance to make sure the Horny Nightbeast premium was paid up-to-date?"

Speaking of headquarters, where would people like the home base to be located? In the desert, the antarctic, orbital space station, seabed observatory, artificial island, transdimensional sentient spaceship in near-Earth's orbit..?

@Genni

First off: Who's Nickelback?

Secondly: Let's have the base on an island in the middle of The Bermuda Triangle.

[GodOfWar]

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Avalon. And, I'll explain why in a PM tommorow, for now, I gotta go to bed.

@KabenSaal

Good-night, sleep tight, don't let the NightFlares bite.

[Genni]

First off: Who's Nickelback?

@rush99999

The head of AEGIS, the girl who signs the pay cheques, for those of you working for one that is. She's also the one with her finger on the button controlling the microbombs implanted in the skulls of those operatives under indentured service.

Miss Kickass 2014

The last person who asked her what her rank was got told "Whatever the hell I want it to be!"
At least that's what he remembered her saying after waking up in the infirmary three days later.

And also the one who's currently awaiting Rocksmith's return so he can explain exactly why he thought blowing up a helicopter in the middle of a densely populated urban area was a good idea.

Good-night, sleep tight, don't let the NightFlares bite.

@GodOfWar

There's more than one of them?

That's it, I'm moving to Kepler-186f.

[rush99999]

And also the one who's currently awaiting Rocksmith's return so he can explain exactly why he thought blowing up a helicopter in the middle of a densely populated urban area was a good idea.

@Genni

Looks like Rocksmith will be needing his convenient escape chord soon.

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That's it, I'm moving to Kepler-186f.

@Genni

What's Kepler-186f?

[Genni]

Looks like Rocksmith will be needing his convenient escape chord soon.

@rush99999

Which should be fun to watch as Nickelback has the ability to suppress all superpowers within close proximity (the exact size of the base), which means Rocksmith's little tune will do little more than mildly entertain her for a few seconds.

What's Kepler-186f?

@rush99999

An extra-solar Earth type planet detected 490 light-years away, orbiting a red dwarf star.

[Shadowman215]

So Void won't be buffing his stats anytime soon xD. Eh well, I trust your judgement! I shall make the edits, once I figure out how to format them.

[Genni]

So Void won't be buffing his stats anytime soon xD. Eh well, I trust your judgement! I shall make the edits, once I figure out how to format them.

@Shadowman215

If you were thinking of needing more hitting power for him I'd be willing to let you upgrade the Void Saber with the ability to bypass 20% (rounded up) of an opponent's Defence for 2 Skill Points?

For opponents with a Defence between 1 and 5 this would work as a +1 to his Attack, but for 6-10 Defence it would be +2, and 11-15 +3 and so on, making it a better purchase than a simple +2 Attack upgrade if you're needing to take on tougher opponents (which you very shortly will be.)

[General Scales]

Considering how volatile us indentured are I can scarcely imagine half the precautions, beyond the bombs, that AEGIS takes just to keep them from going off on a regular basis.

[Genni]

Considering how volatile us indentured are I can scarcely imagine half the precautions, beyond the bombs, that AEGIS takes just to keep them from going off on a regular basis.

@General Scales

And that's just the way they like it, since if you could imagine them you could find a way around them and they'd have wasted all that time they spent eugenically breeding the chipmunks.

[rush99999]

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And that's just the way they like it, since if you could imagine them you could find a way around them and they'd have wasted all that time they spent eugenically breeding the chipmunks.

@Genni

Chipmunks?

[Genni]

Chipmunks?

@rush99999

Nickelback: "He knows too much. Activate the bomb!"