THE END IS NEAR. ANYONE WITH APOCALYPSE-STOPPING TIPS?

[ClocktowerEchos]

EVERYONE, BAD NEWS. THE SUN IS ON FIRE. I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE. I AM COMPLETELY FUCKING SERIOUS, THAT SHIT IS LIKE SOLAR NAPALM AND ITS ON OUR DAMN SUN! HUMANITY IS FUCKED! JUST LOOK AT THAT SHIT. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW HOT IT IS? ITS HOTTER THAN HELL AND THAT ONE PICTURE OF EMMA WATSON IN QUESTIONABLE CLOTHING AND IN AN EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE POSE THAT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND AGAIN.

I REPEAT, WE ARE ALL FUCKED. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE? SINCE WE REALLY FUCKING NEED TIPS RIGHT NOW! DO IT FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY! WILL YOU ALLOW IT TO TAKE OVER YOUR LIVES, YOUR FAMILIES, YOUR LIFE SAVINGS, YOUR FREEDOM? EVEN IF YOU CAN'T PROVIDE TIPS, AT LEAST PRAY DAMMIT! PRAY TO SOMEONE, PRAY TO ANYONE, EVEN PRAY TO THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, CUTHULU, MAHZ OR THAT ONE MOTHERFUCKER FROM SCIENTOLOGY! PRAY YE BASTRADS, PRAY!

[GodOfWar]

DRAG THE SUN TOWARDS US, AND DOUSE IT WITH WATER ONCE IT GETS HERE!

[stark]

/life

[Nilesapa]

Don't look at russia in any suspicious way. They might nuke you.

[Larfleeze]

Suck every dick in a 50 mile radius. You'll get mad respect, trust me.

[stark]

Suck every dick in a 50 mile radius. You'll get mad respect, trust me.

@Larfleeze

And, possibly, Aids.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Suck every dick in a 50 mile radius. You'll get mad respect, trust me.

@Larfleeze

I said how to stop the world from ending, not how to be your mom

[GodOfWar]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

I said how to stop the world from ending, not how to be your mom

@ClocktowerEchos

[Larfleeze]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

And, possibly, Aids.

@Sherlock Holmes

Only if you don't use protection, silly

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

I said how to stop the world from ending, not how to be your mom

@ClocktowerEchos

And yet you persist on following my advice regardless, you filthy whore of a person.

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

@GodOfWar

SICK MEME BRO XDDDDDDD UPBOAT!1

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

And yet you persist on following my advice regardless, you filthy whore of a person.

@Larfleeze

Look whose talking :P

[Vilageidiotx]

EVERYONE, EVERBODY! PISS ON THE SUN!

[ClocktowerEchos]

EVERYONE, EVERBODY! PISS ON THE SUN!

@Vilageidiotx

YES THIS WILL BE OUR PLAN. QUICK EVERYONE, DROP YOUR PANTS AND SHOOT FOR THE SKY

[Larfleeze]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

Look whose talking :P

@ClocktowerEchos

Disappointing. I thought you might have responded with something beyond a child-like comeback and a couple of emoticons.

MEDIOCRE

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

Disappointing. I thought you might have responded with something beyond a child-like comeback and a couple of emoticons.

MEDIOCRE

@Larfleeze

And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.

[Mr_pink]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.

@ClocktowerEchos

Yeah your standards should be pretty low with a face like that.

[Larfleeze]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

And here I was thinking you'd respond with something a bit more original than a selfie and big letters.
Guess I shouldn't have kept my hopes or standards up too high then.

@ClocktowerEchos

You're wasting my time, creature. My patience is growing as thin as your hairline.

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

You're wasting my time, creature. My patience is growing as thin as your hairline.

@Larfleeze

*your hair line

[Mr_pink]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze>

*your hair line

@ClocktowerEchos

You corrected nothing there?

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

You corrected nothing there?

@Mr_pink

Unlike him, I lack a receding hairline and grey hairs.

[Mr_pink]

<Snipped quote by Mr_pink>

Unlike him, I lack a receding hairline and grey hairs.

@ClocktowerEchos

Yet to be proven tbh