Horrible pick-up lines

[twannyman]

If i would be a coconut, would you drink my milk?

[NightmareInd]

How do you want your egg? Boiled, baked or inseminated?

[Wicked Axel]

Is your body from Mcdonalds...Because I'm loving it

[Doivid]

Hello, I would like to use your rectum as a legwarmer.

[AlteredTundra]

"I'm really hard. So, you know what that means, right? :D"

[StarWight]

Let's hear em'! i want your absolute worse. I trust you will not disappoint, RPG.

@Altered Tundra

Ohhhh I got some horrible ones huehueh

"Hey, girl, does this rag smell like Chloriform to you?" *as she starts to faint* "Shhhh. Just let it happen."

[BrobyDDark]

If I say I'm Jewish, will you let me into your "camp?"

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Hey my name is Rax, but you can call me

anytime.

[StarWight]

Hey guuurrrl. I got a rocket in my pocket, and I'm gonna shoot you to the MOON!!!!

[Flightless_Soul]

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

[AlteredTundra]

Hey, I'm not totally ugly and I got decent money, so why not give me a chance?

[StarWight]

Hey girl, wanna have sex right now? No? WELL GOOD THING IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!!!!

[dirty vibes]

Your eyes are my morning, your mouth my night and your body my whole day.

[Venus]

Your eyes are my morning, your mouth my night and your body my whole day.

@dirty vibes

I actually think that one's pretty nice! Unless it's said when you barely know the person. Then it's just plain creepy.

[Zurnt]

Hi, my name is Zurnt.

[ClocktowerEchos]

bby, imma stick mai lime in yo coconut den we gunna shake it all up en dis jauwn

[AlteredTundra]

Forget Netflix and Chill, let's Wii-U and Smash!

[AlteredTundra]

"Hi there, you have intelligent eyes. Will you fuck me?"