GAME: Crush A Wish

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but the genie doesn't remember your last wish so he does nothing.

I wish people would stop thinking it's clever to spam

[tsukune]

Granted, but that means you'll be stupid as well. Otherwise why would you be here? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wish the world is black.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you're blind now. You're entire world is now nothing but black

I wish for Hillary to release those emails

[ArenaSnow]

Granted, they reveal key information that gets Trump elected, which then results in the Democratic-Republican War of 2016.

I wish for an extra set of SRMs.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you get an extra set of Super Red Mormons.

I wish for Trump to release his tax returns.

[Vesuvius00]

granted, but as it turns out he's just as broke as the rest of us and he ends up getting elected out of pity

I wish for it to rain chocolate across the entire world from now on.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted, it melts and water goes out of style too fast for us to adapt to the change. Death by chocolate.

I wish for this thread to reach a conclusion before it dies like one of those RP's.

[tsukune]

Granted - and so it ends right here, right now. And it dies!

I wish for this bullshit to continue, tho'. It's the SPAM board, after all.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. Some poor sod sends another post in and we all become addicted to this shit, wasting every hour of our lives checking this thread until we send our final messages on our deathbeds before handing the computers off with the screen up to our children...

I wish for pink slippers.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but they are 10 sizes too small and ruined beyond recognition.

I wish for A's in all my classes

[ArenaSnow]

Granted, you go to college, realize you half assed your way into A's and permanently ruin your educational career.

I wish for pineapples.

[Vesuvius00]

granted.



I wish to like trains.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. You like them so much you want to touch one while it's moving. Er...

I wish for cats and dogs to rain.

[Witch Cat]

Granted. Now there are dead pets everywhere, blood is everywhere, people's necks are breaking because a bulldog fell on them. THe world is chaos. What. have. You. Done?

I wish for a wig

[tsukune]

Granted, but it is just so ridiculous that everyone knows you're bald - and shiny!



I wish for a shiny pikachu.

[Shoryu Magami]

Granted. All the Pokémon fans have a complete jealousy breakdown and form a massive mob, completely bent on chasing you to the end of the world for it.

I wish my internet was properly up again so I could get back on track with my project.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. Double fees.

I wish for a working toilet seat.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but the rest of the toilet is now broken

I wish for your love

[tsukune]

Granted, but the price is too high for you to pay. Love doesn't come cheap, after all. ;)

I wish people stop confusing love with lust. Screw the media nowadays.

[Shoryu Magami]

I wish people stop confusing love with lust. Screw the media nowadays.

@tsukune

(Agreed.)

Granted. Everyone stops confusing love with lust, but because society has devolved so much they choose lust and love becomes a lost sentiment.

I wish I didn't have such a ridiculous backlog of notes to sort in order to move forward with my project.