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STATUS: I have an unhealthy preference of having the urge to drink smoothies and eat hotdogs. And I'm all out of baked beans. 19 days ago
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  • Joined: 8 yrs ago
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19 days ago
Current I have an unhealthy preference of having the urge to drink smoothies and eat hotdogs. And I'm all out of baked beans.
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19 days ago
anyway what are yall beautiful brigands up to
19 days ago
if you remember me posting gibberish on the status board you are old and so am I
3 mos ago
Hey guys, Alty here with eight simple steps. That's right, with these eight simple steps, you too, can take Vorkuta.
4 mos ago
I ate some food today it was great
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Animal 6 mos ago
Cringe, but absolutely friendly! Hello!
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Dark Cloud 1 yr ago
Wrong funny man, I come here to go haha and read funny words.
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Dark Cloud 1 yr ago
Mister Alt you inspired everyone here's your reward.

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Dark Cloud 2 yrs ago
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Angel Vicky 2 yrs ago
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Big McLargehuge 2 yrs ago
Hello there.
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RBYDark 2 yrs ago
>This feature is new
Oh my god they haven't changed that in 5 years? This is why the guild got wiped.

I think I got your joke, and no, I'm not an alt. Just an ex-tumblr user who's really bad at keeping my mouth shut and easily sidetracked by things that really don't deserve attention.
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Mae 2 yrs ago
Can't read Wake Me Up lyrics without heating it in Goofys voice anymore
10/10 thanks for making a profile that brightened my day
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Lunnette 2 yrs ago
The Lunnette fairy here is to sprinkle a little magic!

╰(✿˙ᗜ˙)੭━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Hello, fellow JoJo fan! Nothing wrong with having to wade through some randomness and cringe. Shitposting is sometimes the greatest medicine! Here's to hoping that you're having a lovely day with more of it! 〳 ＾ ▽ ＾ 〵
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Dinh AaronMk 2 yrs ago
>Shoves u into locker
>Doesn't elaborate further
>leaves
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Big McLargehuge 2 yrs ago
Look up "Tifa Italian senate". There's your context.
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Guccicorn 2 yrs ago
*Arrives wiff maple cream cookies an cheese poofs an Astaria Oakvane the wizard* QwQ
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Guccicorn 2 yrs ago
*Sits on your keyboard.* You see the thing is ... ( > u ˯u)> ... yis
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Charlie Foxtrot 3 yrs ago
How dare you mention dingoes! Dingoes ate my parents!
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New Beginnings 3 yrs ago
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Thank you for the help my good sir! If you are ever in need of an ex-villainess assassin gone good for love (or something less cliche) do let me know as you shall have first dibs! FIRST DIBS I SAY!
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Metal Head 3 yrs ago
WAR
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Sanguine Rose 4 yrs ago
Not leaving without dropping off a message this time...

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RickyG85 4 yrs ago
I once saw a screen shot of a text message, it read "Hewwo! X3 It's me, your Uner Dwiver! Watashi waiting for you :3" and the response was just "I'LL WALK"
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DeadDrop 4 yrs ago
join mortal
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Vampiretwilight 4 yrs ago
beep
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Idea 4 yrs ago
Isekai is afterlife
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mickilennial 4 yrs ago
are all of your status updates shitposts
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Lord Wraith 4 yrs ago
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Potemking 4 yrs ago
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Cleverbird 4 yrs ago
I'm on your profile, judging your cringe!
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Miraboreasu 5 yrs ago
I sees you lurking.

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Lord Wraith 6 yrs ago
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Jurassic Weeb 6 yrs ago
I'm calling the Ultra Recon Squad, Looker, & Annabelle. XD

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CriticalHit 6 yrs ago
Lmao
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