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Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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Prologue:
Snowbound


"You don't start over. That's what it's about. Every step you take is forever. You can't make it go away. None of it."
-- Cormac McCarthy


Colorado Territory
January, 1873


The four riders kept their horses in a straight line up the mountain pass. They kept their nags at a steady and brisk pace in order to cover as much ground as possible before it was too late. Although it was just after three in the afternoon gray clouds hung heavy in the sky, obscuring the sun behind them and making the chilly afternoon dip even lower. The clouds were snow clouds. A blizzard was on its way and they had to get to their destination.

Riding at the head of the four-man convoy was John Karnow. That wasn't his real name, just the name he was using in Colorado. Karnow and his gang were headed for a cabin near the mountain top. It wasn't stocked with much, which was why their saddlebags were loaded down with provisions to make it through until the spring. Karnow's saddle bags had more than canned food and salted pork in it. In two bags on both sides of the horse and one wrapped around the horn of his saddle were gold and greenbacks, the gang's hard-earned spoils after a robbery spree through Nebraska and Wyoming in the fall.

"We're almost there!" Karnow shouted back to his men. "Keep movin'! We gotta get there before the snow does!"

As if on cue, the first flurries of snow began to fall from the sky. Within a few minutes, a steady snowfall began to cover the ground. Karnow cursed and spurred his horse onwards up the pass. The behind him did likewise, one whipping the side of his horse with his reins.

"How much further?!" Joe McGruder yelled up at Karnow. "I can barely see in front of my face, Jimmy!"

"Just a bit further, dammit!" said Karnow. "Get yet goddamn horse movin' and we'll be there!"

While the band of outlaws continued their rapidly slowing journey through the pass, a voyeur watched from above. He was nestled in a hiding spot of foliage and snow scarcely a hundred yards away from Karnow and his gang. The watcher had been here for twelve hours, toughing out the cold and waiting for his quarry to arrive. For five months now the watcher traveled in the wake of Karnow's gang. He tracked them across Nebraska and Southern Wyoming and saw the destruction they had wrought first hand, from the bank teller with his throat slit in Lincoln to the burned down houses in Cheyenne. As the days grew shorter and the cold started coming in, the watcher made a gamble and headed to Colorado while the gang caused mayhem in Casper.

A man from Louisiana, a Cajun who knew Karnow as one John David Ferguson, told the watcher about the cabin in the Rockies. It was where he and Ferguson and three others went back in '69 after dynamiting a mail train in Utah, and then in '71 when they went on a spree through New Mexico and killed a half dozen souls. Anytime it got cold, Ferguson headed there to wait out the winter and hibernate. The Cajun told the watcher all this with tears in his eyes just before a Nebraska hangman tied the noose around his neck. He begged for clemency and promised he would show the watcher where the cabin was if he could be set free. The watcher's scarred face was as hard as stone as he shook his head and condemned the man to whatever waited for him in the next life.

From his hiding perch, the watcher clung tightly to the Spencer rifle in his glove-covered hands. Richard Adams, the slow-witted Arkansan with a penchant for raping female bank tellers, had trouble keeping up with the pack thanks to the increasing snowfall and a stubborn horse. The watcher had his first target.

The rifle cracked once. Adams' horse raised up and threw him to the ground. Adams coughed blood and held hard to the gaping wound in his chest while the panicked animal took off down the mountain in a frenzy. The three others looked around in confusion as the watcher worked the Spencer's action and loaded another round. Another rifle shot went into the side of Joe McGruder's head and exited out the other side, taking what little brains he had with it. He was dead before his carcass landed in the snow.

By now, Ferguson and his one remaining man had their guns out and were looking for the watcher. The heavy snow made it almost impossible for them to see his hunter's blind. The Spencer kicked as the watcher blew Chris McCall off his horse. The horses of the two dead men were panicking and Ferguson could barely control his own nag.

"WHERE EVER YOU ARE, YOU GODDAMN BUSHWACKER, YOU COME OUT AND FACE ME RIGHT NOW!"

With the confusion and violence of the last few seconds, Ferguson had lost where he was on the mountain. At the start of the ambush, the watcher was a hundred yards away. Now Ferguson was on top of him, far too close for the Spencer, but close enough for the big gun.

"Where are you?!"

"Right here, Ferguson."



"Draw, you bastard!"

The watcher rose from his hidden vantage point, snow and leaves falling off of him as he came out with the revolver aimed squarely at Ferguson's heart. He needed to keep the face intact. He was worth the same amount dead as alive, but that wouldn't be worth much if the watcher turned Ferguson's face into pulp.

Ferguson let out a surprised gasp at the sight of his face, a gasp that became a gurgle as the watcher put three shots into his chest, a tight grouping that made Ferguson's heart explode and killed him before he could raise his gun.

Slumping off his spooked horse, John Ferguson sprawled on the snowy ground and breathed his last breath as Jonah Hex stomped away to finally take the piss he had been holding in for hours.

Last Killer Standing

A Jonah Hex Yarn
I think it's because of how McGovern did that you had the rise of centerism and Clintonism in the Democrats. FDR and Woodrow Wilson were the only two really liberal/progressive democrats elected in the 20th century and their elections were due to flukes and disasters.
Ah, John Edwards. The poor son of a South Carolina millworker... who could also afford 200 haircuts and hush money to staff members and mistresses.
\S/

Character Name: Superman

Character Proposal: Fuck you.
I am surely sure. And don't call me Shirley.
@The Spectre This is a WIP right?


That Jonah Hex proposal isn't a work in progress. That much I know...


Jonah Hex
"There is no God and we are his prophets." -- Cormac McCarthy
Jonah Woodson Hex 1/9/1838 - 10/5/1904 (66) Male Neutral Good

C O N C E P T A B S T R A C T:
I want to tell western stories set during the life of Jonah Hex. I've already got a few ideas I can use and run with.

N O T E S:
Nothing to add at the moment.



Part III:
Criminal Darwinism

"Criminal: a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
― Howard Scott


"This is it for me," Handy McKay said from the passenger seat of Parker's car. "This is my last job, Parker. I can't do this anymore."

Parker didn't respond. Parker and McKay had been working together off an on for nearly a decade and every job they worked together was always going to be Mckay's last. He was tired of the life, he couldn't keep taking the risk, it wasn't worth the headaches. But yet here he was, sitting int he car in the shadow of a housing project he was about to rob.

"Shit has just changed so much, Parker. What happened to the guys like us, huh? The strongarm guys and the yeggmen?"

"Dead, retired, or in jail," said Parker. "It's the crook retirement plan. Pick one of the three."

"Yep, and there aren't any new kids coming up to take their place. We're the last of a dying breed."

Parker just nodded. Handy was right about that. Thanks to computers and the internet, the way thieving was done was completely different than when Parker had first started robbing. Fifty years ago, guys like Parker and Handy were all over the place. Professional hijackers, safecrackers, highwaymen formed their own shadow working class across the country. Now? The best thief in the world was probably some fat teenager sitting in his underwear in Estonia, stealing credit card information by the hundreds.

In the past few years guys like Handy always asked themselves and Parker the question of why. Why did they still do it? Why run the risk when there were easier rackets out there where they could make just as much, if not more, money? Parker couldn't answer for guys like Handy, but he knew why he was still out here. It was because he was good at it. And he knew that if this were fifty years ago, he'd be considered the best thief in the world. If guys like Thomas Segel subscribed to a type of Economic Darwinism, then Parker was a full believer of Criminal Darwinism. He was the meanest, toughest, son of a bitch out here and he would rob and take whatever he wanted until he was stopped.

Down the block from where they sat was an open-air drug corner. They watched as a crew of three teenagers served customers who walked up on foot or who drove up in cars. In the half hour they'd been watching at least twenty people had come through to get their fix. Parker did the quick math in his head, but before he could get it out of his mouth Handy beat him to the punch:

"They probably clear close to five grand a day," he said. "And that's just one corner. Skeevers has all the drug corners on this side of town and runs product through all the housing projects."

"Skeevers has to be making at least twenty grand a day," said Parker. "All that money has to be collected from the corners to go somewhere. I'm betting it's the tower."

Thanks to Segel's connections, Parker and Handy had gotten a blueprint of the Finger Homes. The main building was a twelve story tower. Surrounding it were four low-rise housing complexes. All told there were two hundred units and apartments with which to hide drugs, money, and whatever else could be hidden.

"We need to get closer," Parker said as Handy lit up a cigarette. "We need to get into the project house."

"Good luck," said Handy, blowing smoke. "They'll see a big white guy like you coming a mile away. Even a brother like me, I'm not from the homes so they're going to be looking at me funny. I'm telling you, Parker, I grew up in the PJ's. Those corner boys are watching everything."

Parker scowled. How in the hell would they get in to do recon, much less to actually pull the job, if their every move was being watched? Parker was beginning to regret ever living Tampa for this shit show.

"We need a finger, that's for sure," said Handy. "Around these parts, that's going to be easy. We flash some cash at one of these small fish dealers and they'll sell out their mama. Still doesn't help us the day of. We need a way to get into the projects without anyone paying us attention."

A car zoomed down the street past Parker's parked car and came to a skidding stop beside the drug corner. The black car's light flashed blue as three plainclothes detectives jumped out and started to rush towards the fleeing drug dealers. Even the junkies and neighbors all started to make themselves scarce as another unmarked police car came into the area and joined the chase after the runners.

"What if we don't go in quiet," Parker said with a nod towards the cop cars. "What if we go in loud and bright, and doing so in a way to make people avoid us like the plague."

"Son of a bitch," Handy said with a grin. "And mamma always said I'd look good in uniform."
"A bitch ass autocract running a system that needed a baller ass autocrat to work properly."

There you go.
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