DepressedSoviet

The Band of Not-So-Heroes: A Superhero Comedy

Elijah arrived at the doorstep of the City Hall after a dead sprint down Main Street and a leaping backflip over the street running parallel to the building. After brushing off his outfit, and cracking his neck and knuckles, he pushed open a set of double-doors, shouting "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." in a voice heard all throughout the building. Approaching the receptionist's desk he tipped a non-existent hat and stated "Bond, James Bond." as the woman thrust the stack of paperwork into his arms. Stepping towards the Mayor's office, he called back to the woman "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." as he gave her a massive grin and a wink. With a skip, a hop, and a jump, he burst into the Mayor's office, took a long look at the assembled group of freaks, misfits, and mutants before saying "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

As he walked towards a chair, he took immediate notice of the seemingly sentient teddy bear within the office. With a non-contacting elbow nudge towards the plushie, he chuckled and said "Thunder Buddies for life, right?" before plopping down in a chair. Pulling out a nice fountain pen, he spoke directly to the stack of papers "Say hello...to my little friend!" and began furiously jotting down every answer he could on the paper, finishing in what had to be record time. With a satisfied grin, he tucked away the pen, and shifted up from a seated position in the chair, the soles of his feet pressed against the seat as he crouched, his arms resting against his thighs, and his eyes quickly looking over every visible object in the room.

RECON: Counter-Insurgent Warfare in Southeast Asia

@Lady SeluneUnfortunately nobody else has expressed interest in this, so it is likely not going to happen.

The Coney Island Dominators

@DragAlright, that gives me the right range for the character I had in mind.

The Coney Island Dominators

@DragDo you have a plan for the setting date, specifically year-wise? Cause that could influence which of the character ideas I go for.

The Coney Island Dominators

@DragI AM 110% DOWN! The Warriors is one of my favorite film/game combos, and I've wanted to do a roleplay around it for forever now. My schedule's kinda hectic right now, but I will work this in however I can.

Find really bad writing and share it.

Okay wow, I'm impressed, a whole day and NOBODY'S insulted my cultural heritage by posting the Communist Manifesto. Well done, spam.

ENTER THE ORDO: A Dark Heresy/40k Roleplay

Dr. Tekart Rumnaheim

| NAME |

Dr. Tekart Rumnaheim, M.D.

| PROFESSION |

Officio Medicae Doctor/Researcher

| AGE |

44 Terran Years

| SKILLS |

• Expert at disease treatment and sophisticated medical procedures - Tekart is both a skilled hospital physician and field doctor, able to perform well medically even under fire.
• Vast, encyclopedic medical knowledge - Tekart, in his years as a doctor and field researcher, has gathered and learned much knowledge on medical ailments, diseases, and treatments for almost all of them, supplemented by his data-slate and diagnosticator.

| FLAWS |

• Inept at combat - Tekart is horrible in terms of actually fighting, often shaking, trembling, and shooting wildly with his weapon. He's much more suited to helping the injured in a battle than actually fighting an opponent

| EQUIPMENT |

• Medikit - Contains a Diagnosticator regularly updated with lists of every known ailment, how to identify said ailments, and recommended treatments, and an assortment of drugs, chems, and other medical items used for treatment and field surgery.
• Stub Revolver - Tekart carries a stub revolver for personal defense.
• Data-Slate - Tekart carries a sophisticated data-slate documenting his life's work in terms of medical research and study.

| BIOGRAPHY |

Tekart has spent his life within the Officio Medicae, acting as anything from a clinical doctor, to a humanitarian field doctor, to a lab researcher, to a field experimenter. He's seen warzones, plague-worlds, impoverished hiveworld undercities, and even spent 4 days on Catachan helping ensure the now-immune Catachan natives weren't carrying any transmittable diseases as they left to serve the Guard. But by far the highlight of Tekart's career, and what put him on the inquisitorial map, was when he managed to develop a successful treatment for a disease that turned out to be a minor Nurgle plague. It was by no means a permanent cure, but it was enough to garner a mix of suspicion and interest from the Inquisition, which resulted in Tekart being 'convinced' to lend his support to the Inquisition.

Interplanetary Space Friends - A Game About Space Adventures, Friendship and Fast Food

@Archmage MCCoincidentally, I've been watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast when my free time allows for it

Foreign Legion [First Contact/Uplift/Military Sci-Fi]

@HeySeussI'm still here, my schedule for this week and next are different than usual, so I've got less time to make a post than I'd like (roughly 8 hours out of a 12 hour day being spent without any internet access), but I'm here.

Abracadabra! [Theater-Based Slice of Life]

@JacobiteUnfortunately my schedule's too hectic for the next couple weeks to commit to this, but since I'm from Indiana and do small-time theater, I feel obligated to make this reply, and to watch where this goes.