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Donut Look Now 15 min ago

*wii music plays*

1 like: Crimson Flame

Star Light 1 hr ago

Nobody seems to be on this late at night. It's quiet, and lonely.

Dion 2 hrs ago

same dude

Neziul 3 hrs ago

I want to live a more alive life. I want to love. I want to overcome strife. I want to wake one day and no longer have to fight my ancient enemy. The one who noone else can see. A demon inside of me

1 like: Star Light

Xaltwind 3 hrs ago

First mosquito bite of the year... Gaaah!

MegaraFoxfire 10 hrs ago

Not sure why I’m still doing this.

Crimson Flame 12 hrs ago

Happy Friday y’all.

HereComesTheSnow 12 hrs ago

they should let me into the presidential debates as like a stage hazard. i should be like the negligent drivers in onett, plowing into whichever seniors don't heed the warning that i'm coming

4 likes: Zeroth, POOHEAD189, GubGar, Yankee

Autumn Moon 13 hrs ago

Sorry for lack of replies. Having a rough week...

1 like: Star Light

Punished GN 13 hrs ago

Workin' on myself, the counselin' is not easy/Don't you point a finger just to point a finger/'Cause critical thinkin' is a deal-breaker/Faith in one man is a ship sinking.

Sapphic Pigeon 14 hrs ago

Tfw you break out of one closet only to realize you're stuck in another one is ✨wild✨ ..0/10 would not recommend..

Artemis Arts 21 hrs ago

I will be unavalible all weekend as I will be at a larp. I

5 likes: Sapphic Pigeon, Marlowe, The Savant, Bugman, JewelSerket

The Grey Dust 22 hrs ago

Would you like pineapple on your paychecks?

2 likes: Vixere, Donut Look Now

Dion 1 day ago

whats up gangsters

2 likes: Sapphic Pigeon, fledermaus

Owlriel 1 day ago

When corporate gives you pizza instead of money x.X

4 likes: Jerkchicken, The Grey Dust, The Savant, Lexisheeps

Master EffeX 1 day ago

Missing the days when I could just pop a DVD into my external player and have it play on my laptop without the need of a player app from the ms appstore (all roads seem busted atm).

3 likes: Sapphic Pigeon, ScreenAcne, KazAlkemi

Alix 1 day ago

Taking some time off, had a really bad migraine today. I'll also be going on a work trip these next couple of days so I need to rest.

Candlelitsoul 1 day ago

Sick right now. I feel dizzy, have a slight cough, but just really warm and run down. All I want to do is sleep, but laundry and writing call to me, and I can't ignore either.

Kuro 1 day ago

Tomorrow is the final day of my current position before my promotion is in effect at work. Unfortunately, they're having me "clopen" by closing Friday and opening Saturday on my first actual day lol

3 likes: Sapphic Pigeon, Venus, Candlelitsoul

Master EffeX 1 day ago

Brain on fire--But not whose you'd think! Don't tell me you've waited this long to check out last week's Envisionings post?! telkjplang.wixsite.com/xmen…

Wayward 1 day ago

It's hard to rise up when you're getting pinned down.

2 likes: Sapphic Pigeon, Vixere

Twystyd88 1 day ago

Finally made some progress on a story I've been tossing about in my head for awhile. It may never get done, but who knows. I haven't deleted it yet, so that's a good start! Lol.

2 likes: Candlelitsoul, Mole

Zeroth 2 days ago

@Ampersand: The Shin Megami Tensei series is a darker Pokemon in many ways, though they tell very different stories. And there's probably lots of monster gacha-games with darker settings.

3 likes: Ophelia, Letter Bee, ampersand

Nix 2 days ago

I so dang booorrreeddddd rn!!!

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

2 likes: Foster, Nanaya

Star Cat 2 days ago

It's sad when my motto of "I'm drunk and high and can drive better than you fucks." becomes true.

3 likes: blindwoofer, Nanaya, Nix

bafflingbookish 2 days ago

Don't you love it when your dad tells you that you should euthanize your happy, well-adjusted cat because she has a relatively minor digestive issue? I don't! What a good night I am having!

3 likes: POOHEAD189, PrinceAlexus, Nanaya

RestlessBlue 2 days ago

I do not recommend having a 12 day work week. It's kind of a bad time tbh.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, PrinceAlexus

Candlelitsoul 2 days ago

Staying in my set boundaries. Her phone somehow got run over by a car and she called me from the hotel. Didn't answer. She left a message, wanting me to buy her a new one. No.

12 likes: MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Zeroth, Marlowe, puddingpunter, The Savant, Vixere, Star Cat, bafflingbookish, IAmAugustReign, EchoWolff, JewelSerket

witchykitt3n 3 days ago

Looking for a long term roleplay partner <3

6 likes: Candlelitsoul, The Savant, SporkoBug, Star Cat, Nanaya, Visyn

IAmAugustReign 3 days ago

*clack clack goes the keyboard*

1 like: The Raven Calls

Lord Orgasmo 3 days ago

At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄

3 likes: AlteredTundra, GubGar, bafflingbookish

Zoie Hart 3 days ago

It is what it is

1 like: Tim the Yeti

Tim the Yeti 3 days ago

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

3 likes: Zoie Hart, Yankee, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 3 days ago

Me wanting a 1x1 Rp because I find it easier to work with than with groups, only to find that all of it is adult content

5 likes: Crimson Flame, Marlowe, Zoie Hart, Vertigo, Visyn

Elite Minor 3 days ago

Well, a little while ago I posted a planetary address for a planet in No Man's Sky to a website. It is now the most liked address on the entire website. Wowie.

2 likes: MurderVictim, POOHEAD189

Qia 3 days ago

Meh...

1 like: Tim the Yeti

AngelBites15 3 days ago

Update : 26 YEARS OLD! 💜

11 likes: MurderVictim, X Fiendfyre X, Hey Im Jordan, POOHEAD189, LadyAnnaLee, SporkoBug, Qia, Shu, JewelSerket, Elite Minor, OfTheValley

POOHEAD189 3 days ago

Dion? Like Celine Dion?

4 likes: AlteredTundra, nightmare medx, Shu, Elite Minor

fledermaus 3 days ago

it's been 7 days since Dion said something in the status bar....i fear he may be lost to us...

1 like: nightmare medx

The Grey Dust 3 days ago

The best fruit is obviously the Sea Cucumber. 50% Sea, 50% Cucumber.

3 likes: Otakuforreal, Shu, Elite Minor

POOHEAD189 3 days ago

Having pretty privilege as a man is tough but I make it work

3 likes: AlteredTundra, nightmare medx, Elite Minor

Dark Cloud 3 days ago

Shout out to tomatoes. The most real fruit.

3 likes: Tim the Yeti, nightmare medx, Shu

Elite Minor 3 days ago

FIBSH

Elite Minor 3 days ago

robotfishrobotfishrobotfishrobotfishrobotfish

Tim the Yeti 3 days ago

Ever since I learned that the 2005 King Kong film directed by Peter Jackson features a companion book outlining the fictional biology of Skull Island, I have wanted to use it as a setting for an RP...

2 likes: Zoie Hart, Elite Minor

rexgn 4 days ago

pineapples reign supreme

1 like: JewelSerket

Crimson Flame 4 days ago

I’m a banana fan personally

1 like: JewelSerket

deegee 4 days ago

Just type.

JewelSerket 4 days ago

Shout out to Cherries. The real best fruit. (/lh)

meri 4 days ago

shoutout to pears best fruit easy

1 like: JewelSerket

Crimson Flame 4 days ago

Challenge everything

3 likes: Marlowe, KazAlkemi, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 4 days ago

SPORTS

3 likes: Marlowe, KazAlkemi, The Raven Calls

The Raven Calls 4 days ago

3 likes: Marlowe, KazAlkemi, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 4 days ago

3 likes: Marlowe, KazAlkemi, The Raven Calls

Visyn 4 days ago

Ahh depression while finding out you're being ghosted. <3 the best

Tim the Yeti 4 days ago

Absolutely LOVED Primal and eagerly awaiting more episodes. The dinosaur designs in that show hit perfectly on the part of my brain still living in my little kid dino obsession.

1 like: MurderVictim

Kaithe Dame 4 days ago

You'd probably enjoy the animated series Primal, Tim. I've been on a Bronze Age fantasy binge myself recently.

1 like: Tim the Yeti

Tim the Yeti 4 days ago

I gotta say, using the stone age as a backdrop for a fantasy world rather than the typical medieval and beyond is an interesting idea and should be done more often imo.

1 like: Zeroth

Master EffeX 4 days ago

VSauce's video on if chairs exist is mindblowing like I've never.

1 like: Elite Minor

KazAlkemi 4 days ago

Did the void answer back?

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Elite Minor

RickyG85 4 days ago

Screaming into the void

2 likes: KazAlkemi, Elite Minor

Letter Bee 4 days ago

The second thread of my RP, Noble Arms: The ASEAN War, is 7 months old, but the overall storyline has lasted for 22 months.

2 likes: PaulHaynek, Master EffeX

Elite Minor 4 days ago

DO NOT LOOK UP "PEN ISLAND"

1 like: GubGar

Elite Minor 4 days ago

YES

Elite Minor 4 days ago

anyone here play Warframe?

Elite Minor 4 days ago

board

Horangi 4 days ago

somethings never change, huh?

2 likes: Candlelitsoul, fledermaus

Candlelitsoul 5 days ago

I found out that they're not pursuing arson charges against my mother. How do you like that? She gets off scott free, and we get to clean up the mess.

1 like: Elite Minor

Candlelitsoul 5 days ago

Just want to go home and lay down. I'm tired of the stress and the anxiety. Yesterday was hard enough, and I don't know how much more I can take.

3 likes: Foster, Zoie Hart, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 5 days ago

hejjo

puddingpunter 5 days ago

Low-key completely forgot about this place 💀 I'm going to make it today's goal to catch up on posts.

3 likes: POOHEAD189, blindwoofer, Elite Minor

Crimson Flame 5 days ago

Oh dear…

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Elite Minor

The Grey Dust 5 days ago

You've heard of the Infamous Sphere of Annihilation... Now get ready for the Dildo of Destruction...

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Dark Cloud, Elite Minor

bafflingbookish 5 days ago

I've been around on other accounts for at least 7 years, I think. Hard to remember but I feel like I was 17 or 18 when I found this place and I'm going on 26, so. Been a fun mostly-decade.

Hillan 5 days ago

The phallic stimulation toy of consequence rarely arrives pre-lubricated.

8 likes: Lord Wraith, The Grey Dust, puddingpunter, The Savant, PrinceAlexus, nightmare medx, Vixere, Elite Minor

Verjil 5 days ago

Been in old guild too, man I miss the autosave feature.

Crimson Flame 5 days ago

I was around for oldguild, but I wasn’t that active. Although I do remember guildfall because I lost a good RP.

Letter Bee 5 days ago

I've been here since Oldguild.

1 like: rush99999

Letter Bee 5 days ago

Tomorrow will be a great day...

1 like: SporkoBug

Jerkchicken 5 days ago

Fun vibe tbh

Blizz 5 days ago

I've been on this website for almost a decade and I don't know who the fuck most of you are

12 likes: Jerkchicken, Crimson Flame, HaleyTheRandom, puddingpunter, AwesomeZero5, Majoraa, Zoie Hart, KazAlkemi, Qia, Star Cat, Nanaya, Elite Minor

Crimson Flame 5 days ago

I’ve also been on this stupid site for a decade. And I haven’t RPed with a lot of you.

5 likes: The Savant, SporkoBug, Qia, Star Cat, Nanaya

Lemons 6 days ago

I've been on this stupid site for an entire decade now and it's been fantastic, thank you all so much

11 likes: MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Punished GN, X Fiendfyre X, Vixere, Vertigo, SporkoBug, Yankee, IAmAugustReign, Nanaya, Lexisheeps

Talvinter 6 days ago

Connection lost...muse not found...attempting to reestablish dream sequence...

3 likes: Crimson Flame, KazAlkemi, Nanaya

Tally Dor 6 days ago

Happy Mother's day to you Moms out there!

HockeyNut 6 days ago

Tenacious D in 7 hours, motherfuckers

Punished GN 6 days ago

do these

AntiRpRP 6 days ago

Getting someone new to RP with is like using a slot-machine ngl.

9 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Marlowe, AwesomeZero5, GubGar, Pilatus, KazAlkemi, SporkoBug, Nanaya, ampersand

nightmare medx 6 days ago

…were we not insulting poohead before

Punished GN 6 days ago

can we switch to insulting poohead now?

POOHEAD189 6 days ago

Thanks for the compliments everyone! I don't think I deserve them really, but they mean a lot. I'll try to live up to admin expectations.

19 likes: Sapphic Pigeon, MurderVictim, Guardian Angel Haruki, Apollosarcher, The Grey Dust, Dark Cloud, shylarah, puddingpunter, Candlelitsoul, Fetzen, nightmare medx, KazAlkemi, Vampiretwilight, SporkoBug, blindwoofer, Nanaya, Lexisheeps, JewelSerket, Alix

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Would me telling you that doctors recommend you don’t wash your ass crack with soap be enough of a substitute for Dion because it’s the closest impression I’ve got

1 like: POOHEAD189

Thayr 6 days ago

I have 99 problems and they're all trying to fight me please send help.

1 like: nightmare medx

fledermaus 6 days ago

it's been 4 days since Dion said something in the status bar...missing him fr <3

2 likes: POOHEAD189, nightmare medx

Sapphic Pigeon 6 days ago

Honesty without compassion is cruelty. Kindness without honesty is manipulation.

10 likes: AlteredTundra, MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Nallore, Guardian Angel Haruki, POOHEAD189, The Savant, nightmare medx, Vixere, Qia

Angstyrainbow 7 days ago

I'm craving such specific roleplays and I'm worried they're just never going to happen

2 likes: Tim the Yeti, POOHEAD189

Vampiretwilight 7 days ago

Had another bad day, to put it mildly. Feeling a bit depressed atm. Responses may be slow for a while. sorry everyone.

3 likes: Foster, Tim the Yeti, Alix

bafflingbookish 7 days ago

Just learned a lesson about not donating plasma before I have to work. Got real dizzy and had to call in for my shift, on my third week at the job. Luckily they were super nice about it.

1 like: Vixere

Crimson Flame 7 days ago

I went swimming today. The water was great!

3 likes: MurderVictim, Marlowe, The Savant