Akihisa Yoshii said
*the gun turns into a turkey* Hatred: I've mastered the art... of random...

kishin asura said
Oh shit.....we're fucked..... wait a minute *a anti randomness sword flies out of nowhere.....and stabs me in the knee* .......ouch.....

Akihisa Yoshii said
Hatred: ...

kishin asura said
I may have been cursed by a wizard when I made fun of his hat..... *pulls the sword out of my leg* still not gonna stop me

Akihisa Yoshii said
Hatred: ... *throws an army of platypodes (correct plural of platypus) at you* GO MY CHILDREN!Platypus Army: *derp* ._.Hatred: ... *flees*

kishin asura said
*chases after him* you won't get away!

Akihisa Yoshii said
*Hatred disappears, replaced by a stone statue, flipping you the bird*

kishin asura said
*I stop and look around*

Akihisa Yoshii said
*you see me standing next to you* So, he's gone now...

kishin asura said
Yeah....but for how long...

Akihisa Yoshii said
Me: ... *falls over, dead*

kishin asura said
......goddammit...

Akihisa Yoshii said
Me: *I suddenly sit up* CHEESE! *it rains cheese wheels, several pelting you in the head*

kishin asura said
....dude? You ok?

Akihisa Yoshii said
I'M FUCKING PANCAKE! *I turn into a Dalek* ...EXTERMIN- *I turn into a turtle* WPOGHLSDGNOEGHIOENGSODGHODISGNDLKVNFSOFHSODGNDSKLVNCSOEHSGON *I explode in a display of fireworks, colored smoke and confetti*

kishin asura said
....*backs away slowly*

Akihisa Yoshii said
*I jump out of the smoke and smack you with a large stick bug* GRAPE JUICE!

kishin asura said
*I block the attack just barely*

Akihisa Yoshii said
*I stare at you* ...Rolodex... *I spit acid at you*