Pepper needs to make a comic about Brazil.

I made a really shit Polandball

Not sure if there's an official name for either alliance, so I'm going to call the Prussia-Russia-Italy-Netherlands-Greece-Spain alliance PRINGS, and the French-Austria-British-Ottoman alliance FABO.

As strong as the PRINGS alliance are, all France and GB have to do is hold off Spain, and neutralize the Dutch as a threat before lending aid and a naval blockade against the Prussians. After having gone through the slog of having to mow down wave after wave of Austria's infantry, the Prussians will likely collapse against the combined might of three major powers bearing down on them. The Italians don't have the manpower or hardcore strength to wage a long-term offensive, so unless they can score a quick offensive victory, they're looking at shoring up Venezia and Milan for most of the war.

Really, the FABO have this war in the bag if they can hold out long enough to have their forces offer a united front against their enemies. Total victory need not be a goal, just a delay long enough that the enemy bleeds too much to wage an offensive war. For the PRINGS to win; a quick, decisive offensive early on in multiple fronts will be necessary, as well as keeping the FABO disunited. The advantage is heavily on their side early on, but I think a single major defeat in an offensive will be enough to turn the tide to something less one-sided.

But, this of course assumes that Austria and the Ottomans are devoting their full attention to staving off their main enemies. Investing in a huge navy was probably a bad call for Johnny Turk: the combined French and British navies make the force redundant, and that money could have been better spent shoring up defences and recruiting soldiers. Austria will have to pick up the slack, and be willing to conscript a metric shit-tonne of cannon fodder.

Flooby Badoop said
Not sure if there's an official name for either alliance, so I'm going to call the Prussia-Russia-Italy-Netherlands-Greece-Spain alliance PRINGS, and the French-Austria-British-Ottoman alliance FABO.As strong as the PRINGS alliance are, all France and GB have to do is hold off Spain, and neutralize the Dutch as a threat before lending aid and a naval blockade against the Prussians. After having gone through the slog of having to mow down wave after wave of Austria's infantry, the Prussians will likely collapse against the combined might of three major powers bearing down on them. The Italians don't have the manpower or hardcore strength to wage a long-term offensive, so unless they can score a quick offensive victory, they're looking at shoring up Venezia and Milan for most of the war.Really, the FABO have this war in the bag if they can hold out long enough to have their forces offer a united front against their enemies. Total victory need not be a goal, just a delay long enough that the enemy bleeds too much to wage an offensive war. For the PRINGS to win; a quick, decisive offensive early on in multiple fronts will be necessary, as well as keeping the FABO disunited. The advantage is heavily on their side early on, but I think a single major defeat in an offensive will be enough to turn the tide to something less one-sided.But, this of course assumes that Austria and the Ottomans are devoting their full attention to staving off their main enemies. Investing in a huge navy was probably a bad call for Johnny Turk: the combined French and British navies make the force redundant, and that money could have been better spent shoring up defences and recruiting soldiers. Austria will have to pick up the slack, and be willing to conscript a metric shit-tonne of cannon fodder.

What are your thoughts on Russia?

Flooby Badoop said
Not sure if there's an official name for either alliance, so I'm going to call the Prussia-Russia-Italy-Netherlands-Greece-Spain alliance PRINGS, and the French-Austria-British-Ottoman alliance FABO.

The Eighth Coalition consists of the Netherlands, Prussia, most of the German states, Russia, and the Mediterranean Pact (Spain, Italy and Greece). "The Allies" is the other side.

This is what the Ottomans are doing with all their debt:

If the Eighth Coalition wins, I sincerely hope that Greece gets Constantinople.

AegonVI said
If the Eighth Coalition wins, I sincerely hope that Greece gets Constantinople.

Even if this war is a disaster for me, Greece wouldn't get Constantinople. Even if OE collapses Greece wouldn't get Constantinople. Even if Greece conquers the world, they still wouldn't get Constantinople. Even if they conquer Constantinople, they still wouldn't get Constantinople.

Kho said
Even if this war is a disaster for me, Greece wouldn't get Constantinople. Even if OE collapses Greece wouldn't get Constantinople. Even if Greece conquers the world, they still wouldn't get Constantinople. Even if they conquer Constantinople, they still wouldn't get Constantinople.

what if constantinople gets greece then if every action has a equal reaction if greece cant get constantinople in theory constantinople cant get greece.
or what if russia gets constantinople and gives it to greece.

thorgili said
what if constantinople gets greece then if every action has a equal reaction if greece cant get constantinople in theory constantinople cant get greece.or what if russia gets constantinople and gives it to greece.

Why would Russia give it to Greece?? They want the Bosporus and Dardanelles. That's why they're so aggressive to the Ottomans.

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Hope everyone is ok with this new empire I am drawing up.


Countries will be given numbers instead of names.

Flooby Badoop said
Not sure if there's an official name for either alliance, so I'm going to call the Prussia-Russia-Italy-Netherlands-Greece-Spain alliance PRINGS, and the French-Austria-British-Ottoman alliance FABO

Romania exists :(

solamelike said
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love it :P

EDIT: duck I think yours might actually be the best one yet XD

solamelike said
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Haha nice comic but sadly this time golith has guns (alibet so does david but eh)

AegonVI said
Why would Russia give it to Greece?? They want the Bosporus and Dardanelles. That's why they're so aggressive to the Ottomans.

it was just a hypothetical question.

@Duck, I think I've figured out your secret plan...

AW CRAP
DESTROY THE CSA
THEY KNOW MY SECRET PLANS.

Pasta Sentient said
What are your thoughts on Russia?

It's tough to say. I think Russia has a decent army sublevel, so even if they threw nothing but conscripts at the enemy, they're still likely to come out on top against whatever they're facing. No matter what the war's outcome, Russia isn't going to get a bad deal at the end.

This is why I said Johnny Turk should have been shoring up his land defences. The Allies' major ploy should be holding out long enough for the cavalry to arrive, so to speak, and while investing in a big navy accomplishes his long-term goals, it's a terrible idea given the current war situation, unless he's got some sort of secret plan he's sniggering about behind everyone's back.