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I like that idea. Go with it.
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Does anyone wish to collab?
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Aaaand done. I simplified the explanation to allow it to be more diverse and edited the history section to tone down the melodrama :b Let me know if any more tweaks need to be made.
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Neato. Accepted.

His rating is

Yeah, yeah 7
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Awesome n_n thank you!
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QuietThinker said
Does anyone wish to collab?


My characters are busy atm except for Valjean - which would seem somewhat awkward this late into the act.
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Hello everyone!

My name is Jazzy as you know, Allen has been running 218 off site for a while and when we moved he made my his sidekick(or Buttslave) to help run the show and/or add to idiocy/immaturity/silliness that goes on in the roleplay and it's OOC. Here is a montage of all the highlights I thought was pretty funny throughout THIS OOC (not the old one in Casual). Do note this is a mature (lol) roleplay, so there is language and nods to sexual topics here and there. Nothing over the top, but if you're offended by that, this is your fair warning.

Enjoy.




MrAllenJ said
Jazzy(Butt-Slave)


Dragonbud said
I'm not happy Allen, I demand a back massage


Jazzy said
(In response to Dragonbud)He isnt even your real mom.


InfernoBlaze said
I just lost my Advanced virginity today!


Jazzy said
You all are cockblocking Matt so hard right now lol


Dragonbud said
(In response to Jazzy) good


InfernoBlaze said
Gender: French


MrAllenJ said
Alright scrublords, since I barely give any fucks, my skype info is Mr AllenJ. Since I don't really care if my skype is out there (Cam whores seem to find my skype just fine).


InfernoBlaze said
Don't fall in love with me ladies, my face is on the profile picture :P


Leonerdo said
(In response to InfernoBlaze)
Hey, why don't you think of the men for once?


Dragonbud said
Allen don't you dare post before me I will attack


InfernoBlaze said
You should start with patting on the head! :P


Estylwen said
(in response to InfernoBlaze)
Which head?


MrAllenJ said
I hope you guys enjoy my latest post. Five hours went into that.


Leonerdo said
(In response to MrAllenJ)
It sucked.


Cryptiic said
- Henry Olin (Young teacher, ex-student. Also known as Mr."Hi, I'm a 7'3 friendly and upbeat scary humanoid lizard/alligator/whatever with a Phd.")


He Who Walks Behind said
This RP is about to get Ho Yay as fuck. Since Henry can change genders, we have a TON of possibilities to work with here.


MrAllenJ said
(quoted in OOC from IC)
"He broke the fourth wall, get him!" Nikki loudly shouted, pointing a finger.

Everyone in the room teamed up to collectively bitchslap Matt for his heinous crimes.


MrAllenJ said
"Hey you faggots, we're suddenly in space!"


Jazzy said
Fine, I'll be the mature one.

lol 69 IC posts.


Cryptiic said
Oh no... My OCD's worse nightmare... A post I've written with a typo was quoted... Now I'll never be able to erase its stain from the forum... D:
The edit button... It does nothing... O_O
*Commits Seppuku*


Leonerdo said


Jazzy said
I claim post 200!


MrAllenJ said
(In response to Jazzy)
and on this day the size of your e-peen doubled.


Jazzy said
(quoted in OOC from IC)
"And to answer your question, Nikki, my creator is a mid teenage male and my girlfriend is hot. Sex is a thing." he said, shrugging, not looking back at the explosion that was the 4th wall being blown to smithereens for the second time this act. "I hope Adam starts the training soon."


Cryptiic said
Or you could just retro-actively insert him into the story. A lot of new characters are introduced that way.
You could even arrange via PM with some of the other writers introducing new characters themselves for your character to have interacted with theirs the other day. That way, it helps establish a consistent timeline and makes it seem less like your character is just popping out of nowhere..
Just because you are a bit late to the role play doesn't mean your character necessarily has to be as well...
You could use Zack King's introduction on page four as an example.

PS: New drinking game, take a shot for every time I write the word "Character".


Jazzy said
Lol Adam said hands on training.


Everything in here is a response to the last. I hope your body is ready for what you're about to read.


Cryptiic said
Spiky tentacles... Hmm... I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...


MrAllenJ said
There'll be no tentacle porn on my watch!


Jazzy said
If it's not tentacle porn, it's lizard porn. Both of my characters are very capable of one of those things.

CHOSE WISELY.


MrAllenJ said
Well the joke's on you asshole

0. Lizard porn, and tentacle porn are strictly forbidden, whoever breaks these rules will have a piano dropped on them.


It's against the ruuuules

THE RUUUULES


Jazzy said
Piano porn is a thing.

I am okay with this.


MrAllenJ said
0. Lizard porn, tentacle porn, ESPECIALLY piano porn, are strictly forbidden, whoever breaks these rules will have a piano dropped on them.


Thank you for reminding me.


Jazzy said
I will manipulate the rules to my bidding via porn.

I am Matt. The universe bends to my will(y).


MrAllenJ said
-2. All characters named Matt will be sentenced to the headmaster's BDSM dungeon for all eternity.

-1. The universe does not bend to your will, Jazzy, it bends to my oversized dick.



Let's see how far that gets you


MrAllenJ said
Ah fuck, I forgot this rule too

-3. All BDSM dungeons are to be referred as Chuck Testa Dungeons

(Inside joke, we used to be on a forum where the censor for BDSM was Chuck Testa)

Jazzy said
17. Do not have fun. I will make sure this RP will be the more painful moments of your young life!


This rule went to shit fast.

The mods are fun here!


MrAllenJ said
We are saving the RP from ourselves.


Jazzy said
WE ARE THE CAPTAINS OF THIS SHIP, AND IF I SAY WE SAIL INTO THE ICEBERG, WE SAIL INTO THE ICEBERG DAMNIT.


MrAllenJ said
Our ship is the SS. Ass Pirate and we sail the seven seas on the prowl for booty


Jazzy said
(in response to a new person wanting to join about a minute after posting the message above)
YAARR

WELCOME TO THE SS. ASS PIRATE, YOU WISH TO SAIL WITH US ON OUR QUEST FOR BOOTY???

I BE FIRST MATE JAZZY, YE BEST BE POSTIN YER CHARACTER SHEET IN THE CHARACTER DEPOSITE, LINKED ON THE FERST OR SECOND POST ON THE FERST PAGE.


Cryptiic said
Don't mind the mods, they were just discussing boating, leadership and tentacle sex.



Obscene Symphony said
Sorry for the inconvenience, I guess this is what happens when you write after midnight (yes, I am totally softcore)


Jazzy said
(In response to Obsene Symphony)

WIENY


Jazzy said
This is Alex: *snip*

Dear god. Longest working link ever.

(The link to the picture had 13000 characters)

InfernoBlaze said
She uses body language? Must have missed it!


Cryptiic said
Yeah, it looks something like this:


(In between the above post and the one below there was a spat about Maple Syrup and Canadian invasion, don't ask)

Leonerdo said
1,000 x X, where X is the value of the speed of potato, represented by miles per hour per potato speed, or mph/ps.

x = mph/ps = 0

x = 0

1,000 x 0 = 0

So, the speed of a potato, when multiplied by 1,000, remains at a value of zero.

Brought to you by "Math Time With Leo."


MrAllenJ said
Seth is accepted, his rating is....

Whatever 8


MrAllenJ said
Oh, Paige's rating is...

I barely care anymore 8


Jazzy said
Gangster!Henry inbound.

(Female!Henry, Jesus!Henry, BasedGod!Henry, Human!Henry, etc are all things as well)

Space Communist said
"Valjean's SAND STREAM kicked up a sandstorm!"


Leonerdo said
If there's another person over six feet or can bench press over a hundred-seventy-five pounds, I will bust a nut. Suffer from erectile dysfunction. Spontaneous genitalia combustion. My ballsack will explode.


Jazzy said
(in response to Leonerdo)
*Insert Superman character sheet here*


MrAllenJ said
(In response to Jazzy)
Rejected. Ur not cool enough.


Jazzy said
(In response to MrAllenJ)
I use my godly mod powers to accept it.

GG


MrAllenJ said
(In response to Jazzy)
You whore.


SerpentGear said
I am considered to be above the national average height for females.


Jazzy said
(In response to SerpentGear)
So's my dick.

I couldn't resist I'm so sorry.


Jazzy said
666 posts not counting this one.

All hail our lord and savior, satan.

EDIT:

Gangster!Henry's theme song:


Leonerdo said
I actually don't understand this fixation with this character having to hold her breath.


MrAllenJ said
(in response to Leonerdo)
I can think of some sex jokes.


MrAllenJ said
I had Tess approach Quinn. I plan on making Theresa the worst flirt in the entire RP. No matter how hard everyone tries.


Jazzy said
(In response to MrAllenJ)
Challenge fucking accepted.


MrAllenJ said
(in response to Jazzy)
Prepare for the storm, motherfucker.


MrAllenJ said
... I LOVE COLLAB POSTS, NOTHING MAKES MY DICK HARDER


InfernoBlaze said
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!


Leonerdo said
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Jazzy said
(in response to InfernoBlaze)


MrAllenJ said
(in response to InfernoBlaze)


Jazzy said
Henry can breath underwater from his skin. He'll jump down and will meet Atticus at the bottom.


MrAllenJ said
(In response to Jazzy)
"Henry can breath underwater from his cock. He'll jump down and will meet Atticus at the bottom."

Fixed.


Jazzy said
(in response to Allen)
He CAN breath underwater through his wang actually...

No shame. He has the world's most powerful and versatile wang. Not only that, but he has TWO of them!


QuietThinker said
Why won't it let me post :(

(He then proceeded to post that exact message ten times)

MrAllenJ said
I totally want to replace the "deer" with a human being in my post now.

Now, I think we should discuss where we're going to go after our many collab posts. There's a lot of loose ends here.

I updated the third post with arena-layouts, right now there's only three, but if someone can come up with a good one, then I'm all ears. I updated Theresa's sheet by the way. Rewritten her personality with ideas I had that just make her seem more rounded, and I also explained her regeneration a bit. I also updated Dana's too since a fellow moderator said that she can do more than I thought she could. Details are in the other section.

I would update relationships, but this site is being a butt at the moment, so I'll save it for later

(He then proceeded to take up a whole page with that post)

MrAllenJ said
I have contacted the mods, and they will be fixerizing things shortly.

(They never did)

Kynapon said
Them's fightin' words.


MrAllenJ said
They are

but I assure you, you do not want to fight none of this:



SerpentGear said
I walked in, do I see people having a Fullmetal Alchemist conversation?


Leonerdo said
(In response to SerpentGear)
No, we're talking pornography.


MrAllenJ said
BEFORE JAZZY EVEN GETS THE CHANCE

I CLAIM POST 1000 MOTHERFUCKERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Jazzy said
(In response to MrAllenJ)
u wot m8


Estylwen said
Shit, there are monsters in the dark. D:


Jazzy said
(In response to Estylwen)
They're all comin' for that booty.

( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° )


MrAllenJ said
Jazzy has been demoted to buttslave for being a scrublord.


Mr Allen J said
All praise the based penis.


MrAllenJ said
The 300th post is mine, motherfuckers.

Jazzy: -0
Me: 9001


Jazzy said
(in response to MrAllenJ)
Fuck off.




And there you have it. Keep in mind that we moved from Casual to Advanced about two months ago so the other half of the OOC hasn't been covered and will probably be saved for another post. There is also a huge amount of idiocy in the IC of both the Advanced and Casual threads and don't even get me started on our skype group. We have a gargantuan amount of stupid/hilarity that goes on, and if I tried to find everything, I'd be here all week, and you would probably suffocate from laughter.

Also, if you want to join in on the fun, Academy 218 is still open and will probably remain so. Hope you enjoyed!
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What have I gotten myself into? o.O
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You've gotten yourself into an orgy or comedy. Among other things. >.>
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Auri Blue said
What have I gotten myself into? o.O


HELL SON

AND THERE'S NO WAY OUT, BOI

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Auri Blue said
What have I gotten myself into? o.O


The OOC of the year.

On a side note you should totally PM Allen about our skype group. Lots of planning (and jokes) happens in there.
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I havent been in this thread for like a month...but god damn it nick
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Dragonbud said
I havent been in this thread for like a month...but god damn it nick


gr0ss it's DB.

I miss you gurl baby come back <3
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Now that last post has got to be one of my favorite collab posts we've done.

Ten out of ten.

On that note, we're probably going to end the act soon. I want to see where the conversation between Mark, Aislin and Dana go before I do anything major.
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//nodnod

Yes please! We're collaborating at the moment. You'd possibly be free to join in, but I think you might be drained after that wicked collab post in the IC. Damn, is it sexy. Sad, though.
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Nah. I think I'll go to bed for now. Dana will probably take a passive role unless you have anything else planned.
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Also fuckboys,



Read this
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Pssst- tweaked the CS a little to fit the new info in. Now go about your business.
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I keep trying to think of things to post, but I really have no idea. Codi and Rosette are talking to each other in the cafeteria, and Atticus is leaving the hospital. I don't usually have so much trouble writing things, but I am for some reason right now.
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I'm going to timeskip next post if Est and Quiet are finished. Maybe it might be a few day skip. idk

On a side note; I think I'll shift the Valos to the background for now. I don't have any idea what to do with them, but at the same time I don't want to kill them off.
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