working at the church
Learning all the holy moves
Doing some research
Which lead me to a cash box labeled children's fund
So I left the change and took the bills.

Then I started at my father's carpet store
Laying tackless stripping and house wives by the score.

That's... kind of messed up.

I loaded up their furniture
And took it to spokane
And auctioned it off completly.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins
I keep a full schedule trying to keep them in.
I'm proud to be a glutton and I don't have time for sloth.
I'm greedy and I'm angry and I don't care who I cross.

I'm Mr Bad Example!
I'm true to nothing but dirt!
I like to have a good time,
And I don't care who I hurt.

I'm Mr Bad Example!
I'm sure to live to a hundred,
and live in infamy.