The newest incarnation of the Humerous Synopsis threads, we — meaning myself and @Tsukune present the Humerous Television SEries Synopsis thread. Here, like the From Oscar to Raspberry — Humorous Movie Synopsis and the From Otaku to Weeaboo — Humorous Anime Synopsis threads, here the point is to come up with humorous 1-3 sentence-synopsizes of TV series'.

The rules will be similar to that of teh two threads above(taken from Tsukne's original thread).

• Choose any well-known Tv Show- either individual titles or as a collective series
• Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
• The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:

• Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
• Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
• To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended.
• Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
• Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.

Sounds easy enough? Good! Let's see some funny-asf synopsizes.

Breaking Bad - From 2008-2013, everyone had a new-found respect for Chemistry, how hard it is to make meth, and the word "BITCH!".

Better Call Saul - A look into the past of a scumbag lawyer doing scumbag lawyer things.

WWE Raw - WE ARE MEN IN TIGHTS...on Mondays!

WWE Smackdown - WE ARE MEN IN TIGHTS...that are filmed on Tuesdays but aired on Thursdays.

Hannah Montana- A 'normal' teenage girl put on a wig and sparkly clothes and everyone thinks she's a different person

Wipeout: how many times can these people almost break a bone and how funny will you find it?

Doctor Who: A very very old alien picks up a young woman, show her different places, defeats enemies with a screwdriver, watches girl die or leave and repeat.

Pretty much every news show: The world is a terrible place and this is why, oh and this body part on this celebrity is fake

NASCAR broadcasts: a bunch of cars drive around in a circle, 200 times

The Blacklist - A show that promised viewers a unique spin on the over-used Police Procedural format. While it does deliver, viewers don't stay around for that - they stay for James Spader and his laugh. Oh and his fedora.