"Hello. Please get out of my back yard." The kindly old man says from the porch.

"No, the British are coming!" The revolutionary war soldier said. "We need this land to fight of those red coats."

The kindly old man, with help of his trusty cane steps down the stairs and says "Don't be silly my boy, there's been no british soldiers on this land since 1812. Please get off my property."

We are a hedge. Move along.

(Happy April Fools! *gives eggs*)

Raphael Starburst, The Richest Man In The Galaxy laughed so hard it drowned out all the sound in the backyard, and everyone else couldn't help but hear Raphael Starburst, The Richest Man In The Galaxy laugh.

"You've got to be kidding me old man" said Raphael Starburst, The Richest Man In The Galaxy.
"I could buy all the property on this Earth. And you know, I quite like it here. How much is it worth to you?"

Raphael Starburst, The Richest Man In The Galaxy stood there with his arms crossed with pride. His cell phone kept wringing because so many business owners wanted to do business with Raphael Starburst, The Richest Man In The Galaxy.

A redcoat walks into the backyard. "I'm a British solider, sir, and I'm in America!"

@Erklings25 The soldier's eyes go big as he sees the red coat "I told you the British are coming!" he said while arming himself.

@PatrickDrummer The redcoat cowers in fear and says "Please don't hurt me, I am just a mere hotdog vendor!" He lifts his hat and pulls out a hotdog.

The soldier didn't know kind of trickery this was so he kept armed and ready. "I know of these 'hotdog' but you if be no red coat then you are an allie of America." he said slowly lowering his musket.

"WAIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Liam said as he jumps in front of the red coat

"is that a chicken sausage or a chicken sausage?