I eat meat injected with gluten whilst killing endangered animals for no reason, Hitler was my bestie, I hate feminism, I think immigration should be made illegal along with abortions and I support Trump.

(I think I pissed myself off whilst writing this -_-)

I AM Bernie Sanders.

Donald Trump's Wall idea does sound kinda great!

"Your opinion doesn't matter."

>Drops Mic.
>Walk out of room.

'Ello my American Friends! Want to play some FOOTBALL?

-Mosquitos

-Lines

-Small portion sizes

-Nails on a Chalkboard

-The sound of Styrofoam rubbing together

-Other people sneezing on your face

-Bags of Chips really being bags of air

-The person that constantly clicks a pen

-Touching old crusty gum on the bottom of a desk

-Commercials, Youtube ADS, Clickbaits.

-Not having any food in the kitchen

-Having food in the kitchen but nothing to eat.

-Any and all homework

-When the radio places 5 songs consecutively

-Radio edits of music

-When you’re waiting for your food at a restaurant and your waiter walks by with a tray of food and it’s not yours

-Sitting behind someone that’s taller than you

-Papercuts

-Long lists (especially ones that did not really accomplish anything)