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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted, they are now extremely cute up close, but the main predator of humans and grow to be the size of a small house.

I wish I didnt have to stand in one place at work.
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Granted, now you're fired!

I wish to "git gud."
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Granted, but "Gitting Gud" requires long hours of school shootings and bombings of national monuments, with the occasional Counter-Terrorist match mixed in on the FPS game of your choice. After about 32 years of practice you have become "gud" enough to try it for real.... Skrub.

I wish that bad things didnt happen to the very few good people in this world and that there were more of them.
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Granted. There are more "good people" in the world now. By Hitler's standard. And all the bad things happen to everyone else.

I wish, for infinite wishes!
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Granted, you now have infinite wishes but they can only benefit your enemies.

I wish Migraines did not exist.
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Granted, all the world's migraines are now given to you.

I wish for the person granting my wish to grow taste buds in their ass and be able to taste with them.
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What?! I need to find a loophole in this... Ah! You grant yourself the wish! Enjoy tasting excrement!

I wish for wealth, estates and weaponry all on a private island... nothing demanding.
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Granted! But it all came out of your own pocket, so you're massively in debt and the mafia is already knocking on your door to break your knees.

I wish to have my wish corrupted.
Hidden 10 yrs ago → 10 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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Granted, your wish is corrupted to the point that it was better off not wishing at all.

I wish to live in an imaginary world, just so I don't have to deal with this one anymore.
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granted, its a f*cked up version of wonderland.

I wish for EMPs to never work.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Granted. They become humanity's last hope, and, whoops, mine didn't work! You get shot down by a rogue hacker, who has a thing for caps and trenchcoats. I wonder who that is?

I wish to meet Brendon Urie. <3
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You meet Brendan Urie and he keels over dead before you get to finish gushing about it.

I want my husband to like country music.
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Granted, now he's a miserable, abusive redneck.

I wish for time itself to freeze.
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Granted, but now everything is frozen not just time.

I wish for streak free glasses.
Hidden 10 yrs ago → 10 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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Granted. However, you will always look like your eyes are 3 times too small for your face

I wish for the ability to spawn an ininite amoint of cats in any place.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago → 10 yrs ago Post by Wade Wilson
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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Granted. Your power goes awol, and you have a whole lotta cats and not enough room. You die because you can't afford to feed them all and yourself, and they eat the flesh off your very bones.

I wish the Google search "brendon yeary" didn't exist.

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Granted! However before the wish was granted, everyone saw your post and was traumatised after googling the name. So your spell is basically useless now.

I wish for the end of forced memes
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@Wade Wilson lol Sorry Wade I've never heard that name in my life. :)

Granted but now Google search goes into a loop always taking you to the 404 error screen.

I wish that humidity would not make me miserable.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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Granted. Humidity now makes you
unhappy, sad, sorrowful, dejected, depressed, downcast, downhearted, down, despondent, disconsolate, wretched, glum, gloomy, dismal, melancholy, woebegone, doleful, forlorn, heartbroken, dreary, dismal, gloomy, drab, wretched, depressing, grim, cheerless, bleak, desolate, grumpy, sullen, gloomy, bad-tempered, ill-tempered, ill-natured, dour, surly, sour, glum, moody, unsociable, saturnine, lugubrious, irritable, churlish, cantankerous, crotchety, cross, crabby, cranky, grouchy, testy, peevish, crusty, waspish, ...Etc.
instead of miserable.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?


I wish that I wasn't so addicted to Chocolate.
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Granted, now you're addicted to crack cocaine.

I wish for the death of all anime
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