Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

@Banana
1- I'm all in for an ogre paladin. It's one of the most awesome concepts I've heard in a long ass time.

2- As for the drooling, eventually there would be more and more liquid in your mouth forcing you to open it. It is not regular drooling, is a magical one, it doesn't stop simply because your mouth is closed. Keeping a considerable amount and then spitting it would be the more reasonable alternative. Or you can exercise your cheek muscles by holding your mouth closed for as long as possible against the ever increasing saliva pressure. I'm sure facial workout would be a million dolars idea on that time period.

3- Ask and you shall maybe receive
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

@KRIEEEG
I'd figure that the occasional spit would happen, one mouth can only hold so much se-- cu-- saliva.

The saucer was a good idea though, right? Having summons in a standard situation works out well for the long run.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

@Banana I truly disliked the idea of the saucer mind thing. I expected saliva filled dialogue. Complete with interruptions for cleaning one's face. That little metal thingie ruined my fun :/

On totally unrelated news @6slyboy6 I heard that the saucer thingie that is totally ruinning my fun said your orc is too stupid to even use an axe, and that you couldn't even destroy a flying metal thingie if you tried.
Hidden 10 yrs ago 10 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

@KRIEEEG
Honestly if the orc could even destroy it I could summon another Saucer, unless Yashar wanted to give me my request for the advance item and possibly something to double my summons.

Edit: I should write a book of business practices and call it "Swindling Dick Wizards."
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

Is wanting a drooling half elf too much to ask?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

@KRIEEEG
How about I make it not work during the beginning of a summon, therefore you get dribbly dialogue until like 3 or 4 posts after the summon was destroyed. Will you accept it?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

@Banana Your idea sounds good, but wouldn't be easier to just find a healer?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by 6slyboy6
Raw
coGM
Avatar of 6slyboy6

6slyboy6 The More Awesomest Potato

Member Seen 1 mo ago

@Banana
We want a drooling elf. Orks need fun too. See other people suck at talking comforts their fragile soul.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

@6slyboy6
But the elf tried giving armor for da Woggha.

@KRIEEEG
Probably, but this is more of a quick fix until then, and hopefully it comes soon.
That being the case, if Tugrok is a Paladin, could he smite the curse off me, with only minor limb loss?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

@BananaAre you that desperate? You really trust Tugrok that much? Hey, you can try it out, just tell me one thing: do you really need a head? Because I don't think Tugrok can remove a curse without removing your entire head on accident.

Hey, I could make you a drooling skull! Or a reverse demilich, if nothing is left of your head. Headless people can't drool.

In that angle, I think Tugrok can problably solve the drooling.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

@KRIEEEG
I am completely fine with the latter option of becoming a reverse demilich, and heck let's put a pumpkin on my head and rename me to Jack Stride.

Anyone opposed?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Turbowraith
Raw
Avatar of Turbowraith

Turbowraith The Ghost of Christmas Fast

Member Seen 6 yrs ago

Reverse haloween demilich. Now that's an idea I can get behind. More undead for the party!
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by 6slyboy6
Raw
coGM
Avatar of 6slyboy6

6slyboy6 The More Awesomest Potato

Member Seen 1 mo ago

@6slyboy6
But the elf tried giving armor for da Woggha.

@KRIEEEG
Probably, but this is more of a quick fix until then, and hopefully it comes soon.
That being the case, if Tugrok is a Paladin, could he smite the curse off me, with only minor limb loss?


The two don't necessarely cancel out each other :D
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

@DiZL ReloadeD Are you up for being an ogre paladin?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by DiZL ReloadeD
Raw
Avatar of DiZL ReloadeD

DiZL ReloadeD unimportant side character #2

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

@KRIEEEG I am pretty sure Tugrok wouldn't mind, though I wouldn't recommend relying on him too much. He doesn't even know what a paladin is so he needs someone to explain ;P
But sure why not! It certainly would be funny haha
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

@DiZL ReloadeD All I want is a scene in which he tries to smite the evil out of someone by smashing them with his club.
1x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

@KRIEEEG
Screw it, I'll have Stride go to the stables and ask Tugrok if he can smite because he looked like a paladin, only to have his head somehow fuse with a nearby pumpkin and make a Halloween Demilich so @Turbowraith isn't the only undead of the party.

New Race: Pumpkin Half Elf.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by DiZL ReloadeD
Raw
Avatar of DiZL ReloadeD

DiZL ReloadeD unimportant side character #2

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

@KRIEEEG can do my friend, can do xD
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KRIEEEG
Raw
GM

KRIEEEG

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

Maybe you could try to teach him how to smite people and end up smited in the proccess?
2x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
Raw
coGM
Avatar of Gardevoiran

Gardevoiran The Forbidden One

Member Seen 2 yrs ago

@KRIEEEG
I'll try to. A non-paladin teaching a possible-paladin to smite will be hard though.
↑ Top
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet