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There was only one slight problem with killing Helgi - he ran the hotel and Asha didn't want to have him as an outright enemy. They could have been degraded to the status of Hunding - well, probably not her, her father was the All-Father after all but Klara and Arnora didn't have that perk. "If you're going to kill him, it should be a crowded area at least - so he can't tell who did it," Asha reasoned. "Otherwise, all three of us will be stuck scrubbing toilets until Ragnarok comes and I do not need to see what the bowel movements of every einherji looks like. That'd be grody to the max."

Asha then leapt forward off of Klara's shoulder, transforming until she resembled an older white man with only one eye. She looked like the spitting image of Odin, the All-Father. While most people likely wouldn't dare to pretend to be Odin, Asha didn't really care. If it bothered her father, well, he could come and say that to her face - and even then she probably wouldn't stop. "Do I look convincing - like I could mansplain battlefield strategy to you all night while promoting my latest self help book on heroism?"

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"Sounds like a perfect plan to me then." Arnora said with a laugh as Hunding nodded in approval as well, looking over at both Klara and Asha as she turned into the All-Father himself which made her ask. "Sooo, whenever you turn into a guy or something do you have dangly bits to? And yes you look like the spitting image of your father as well." Arnora said jokingly before making her way towards the elevator and thought for a moment there was a little problem though they needed to find a lot of goats.

"So, any ideas on where to get an army of goats anyway?" Arnora asked, as she waited for the others to get into the elevator and pressed the button, waving goodbye to Hunding as the door closed behind them. She pressed the button to the floor that Helgi had gone to as well. "And that would be really annoying to having to listen to all of those speeches and all that to."

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Klara couldn't help but laugh at Asha as she shape shifted to resemble the All-Father. "Yup, you most definitely are the spitting image of your father, the resemblance all of a sudden became a bit uncanny with that. It's great!" she said, giggling slightly at Asha's trick. Klara didn't really have any really cool abilities, like she had super strength, but that was about it in regards to cool abilities. Unless you counted the Goat Vision thing, since that wasn't exactly a very useful ability and didn't have very many practical uses at all. It was a bit of fun to do every now and then though.

"An army of goats? Hmmm... Not too sure honestly, but there has got to be a way to get a bunch of goats easily running around here," she mused, thinking for a moment before she grinned as she thought of the perfect place to find all of the goats. "Floor 314 has a whole bunch of goats on it if I remember correctly, we could see about grabbing a few of them and herding them out and about to the rest of the hotel! Not sure why I didn't think about that before... I love hanging around that floor, the goats are not too bad company considering most of our other company tends to like to kill each other and that gets so boring after a while!" she said as she followed after Arnora and into the elevator. "Yeah, you really do look like Odin, and I can't wait to see Helgi's face when he sees you."

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Asha chuckled lightly at Arnora's question. "If I turned into a bird, I would have wings. If I became a fish, I would have gills. Should I turn myself into a dog, I would boast a tail. What do you think happens then when I become physically a male?" Asha asked rhetorically. A lot of people tended to ask that, assuming that she could completely embody other animals, but that there ought to be some sort of exception for changing the sex she presented as. She followed Arnora into the elevator, leaning up against the far wall of it. She grinned at Klara's enthusiasm. She would change her shift to look like her father again later on, she didn't want to draw too much attention to them as they got prepared.

"So with all of the goats, can you, hmm... I guess can you control them with your mind? Or at the very least bribe them to follow you?" Asha asked, wanting clarification on how the daughter of Thor's powers worked. A lot of demigods had powers from their parents, but rarely were they identical in every way. Even two demigod siblings could have drastically different abilities.

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"Maybe you could control goats, that would be really interesting to see." Arnora said looking at Klara and smiled towards her as she pressed the button as the door closed and the elevator started to go up. She ran a hand through her hair slightly as the elevator music started to play, it didnt take to long until they were now on that floor. As soon as the door opened Arnora could see hundreds of goats all around what looked like a farm of sorts.

Arnora watched for a moment as she noticed an Einherjar not to far from them was messing with some of the goats, one of them started to back up slightly before it charged forward knocking the Einherjar flat out on his ass. Arnora couldnt help but start to laugh seeing a few goats starting to headbutt the guy as soon as he tried to get up, and only to be knocked down again.

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"I actually can somewhat control goats thank you very much, depends on how stubborn they want to be about it though since let me tell you, aside from eating just about everything that they see, and despite my love for them, they can sometimes be stubborn little bastards. However I should be able to get them to come with us to cause more then a little mayhem, they hardly ever get to see outside of this floor anyway, so it's going to be fun to get them out of here and running amok throughout the hotel if you ask me," Klara said gleefully as they headed up to the 314th floor where the goats were.

She had to stop herself from giggling when she saw someone get knocked over by one of the goats. "Hey you all, mind coming over here please?" she said, using her powers in an attempt to control the goats, however they ignored her and one looked like it was going to charge at her. Klara crossed her arms and let out a huffy breath, "Well isn't that rude! I said come here!" this time she said it with a lot more force, and small herd of goats came over to them now, and Klara started petting a few of them, "Now that is so much better..." she said happily.

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Asha had never seen so many goats before in her lifetime. She knew that this many goats had to exist in the Nine Realms, but having so many in one spot seemed almost recklessly dangerous. If the goats worked together, they could likely overthrow the Aesir and rule Asgard. Klara at the very least could control them and Asha contemplated the limits on her control. Could Klara prevent Ragnarok with a goat army? She filed that away into her mental folder of schemes and plans. As a child of Odin, Asha was always thinking a few steps ahead. "Does this little fellow have a name?" she asked, looking at the goat that had knocked Klara over.

"And his lineage?" she asked. Lineage was rather important in Viking society. Asha more of just found it funny to press people to list all of their ancestors, especially as it usually gave her enough time to come up with a way to kill them. Stalling was one of the finest weapons a warrior had after all. So many einherji forgot that battles were as much mental as they were physical.

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"So, how many are you able to control at once?" Arnora asked looking over at Klara, as a number of goats started to surround her making goat noises as they all stared up at her. It was a little bit creepy for her to watch as they eventually sat down at Klara's feet like she was their leader of sorts. One of the goats moved over towards Asha and started to sniff her for a moment, before setting it's eyes on Asha's mini notepad and pen and snatched it.

The goat happily started to chew away at it, not even caring what it actually was and looked like it was enjoying the meal as well. Arnora started to laugh as the goat had eaten Asha's notepad, as small shreds of paper were falling onto the ground as well, she turned towards Klara. "So, where should we take them all to anyway?" Arnora asked it would be kind of hard to see a large army of goats roaming the halls of Valhalla.

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"His name?" Klara said with a bit of a gleeful glint in her eyes, "His name is Adalsteinn the Bloodthirsty!" she responded, petting the goat on the head as she glanced over at Arnora as she asked how many she could control. "I honestly don't know how many I can control, but I can definitely control enough to create a small herd and wreck havoc with them!" that was the whole point of this little expedition, to get enough goats to cause some mayhem and chaos.

"I think we should let them loose down in the lobby, or just let them go off and charging on different levels of the hotel, cause as much mayhem as possible. It would be hilarious to me to just let them go charging off anywhere, it all depends on your preference I suppose. Asha, where do you think we should let these guys loose? Also I wonder how many we can fit in the elevator," she said, adding the last sentence about the elevator as an after thought almost. She really wanted to get going and cause chaos already.

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Asha chuckled slightly. "Adalsteinn the Bloodthirsty? How very," she mused, staring at the goat. She wondered if the goat was just super into Halloween or vampire stories. Had Klara named him after a Twilight marathon, perhaps? It wasn't the worst movie series she had ever seen, but it was definitely in the bottom five. Klara seemed to really be into love and romance though, so it made sense that she would enjoy something like that. Asha didn't really have time for matters of the heart. She liked women, of course, but she preferred to spend her time crafting new weapons rather than dating.

Case in point, she was gifted when it came to strategy. "Well, the lobby would be an ideal place from the amount of traffic it gets. We could also send them to various floors to infiltrate people's rooms. The Feast Hall of the Slain could be useful, but... they may be eaten, which I imagine you wouldn't be a fan of," Asha proposed. "I also like the idea of leaving a bunch of them in the elevator to attack unsuspecting einherji."

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"Adalsteinn the Bloodthirsty sounds like a good name for an evil goat." Arnora said with a slight laugh as she watched one of the goats attempted to try and bite at Asha's pants, as Arnora thought of the plan and nodded. "Lets pick a few floors to drop them off then, as well as the lobby then." Arnora said smirking at the thought of seeing Helgi's face getting attacked by a bunch of goats would be really epic and funny as hell to see. "Alright then lets get going and cause some goatly chaos." Arnora said.

She started to make her way over towards the elevator and pressed the button to call the elevator over. Arnora leaned against the side of the wall as she waited for Asha and Klara to come over, once they were with the goats Arnora got into the elevator while looking at the two of them. "So do you guys want to hit the lobby or one of the floors first?" Arnora asked.

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"It is an amazing name so be nice or he might try to bite you!" Klara giggled towards Asha when her and Arnora started talking about where all they could drop the goats off in the hotel. Of course, she was just ready to get moving with this sort of thing, cause as much chaos as possible before someone potentially tied the goats and everything to them. "I am not in the mind set of wanting them to get eaten no, so we probably should avoid the Feast Hall," she responded as her mind started wandering to other ideas as Arnora started making her way back towards the elevator.

"I vote that we let them loose on other floors first, as we travel down the elevator, then we can let the remaining ones out in the lobby and see what happens with chaos!" Klara suggested as Arnora had asked. Oh this right here, this was definitely going to be fun, no question about it. This was a fun sort of chaos, not the bad kind where you were likely fighting for your life, no... This was a fun bit where you could just sit back and laugh as you watched the entire situation unfold.

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"Hey, no eating my shorts or I'll eat you!" Asha exclaimed, jumping back slightly. She loved these shorts and it was becoming increasingly harder to replace things. As time continued to move, the styles were changing and she didn't really like modern things so much. Her silver shorts were one of her cherished possessions and she didn't want to have to toss them out because a goat bit a hole in the crotch - she'd rather her shorts have a heroes death, like fighting a volcano monster or something. She moved over to the elevator, keeping an eye on the goat that had tried to bite her as she did.

"Doing the floors would probably be the best first," Asha agreed. They could let out a few goats at a time and then at the lobby, have the goats stampede since they wanted the most to be let off there anyways. It also would be rather funny just to see people trying to get on and use the elevator while they were in the middle of this.

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"Sounds good to me then." Arnora said with a smirk as she kept the elevator door opened until all of the goats were forced into the elevator itself. She wasnt super magically inclined as the elevator was able to contain all of the goats onto the floor and the three of them inside, Arnora slowly stumbled forward until she started to press all of the buttons on every single floor of the hotel. Elevator music started to play loudly as she looked at both Klara and Asha, until they hit the next floor and started to release the goats they started to file out of the elevator and onto the floor.

Chaos immediately started as the goats started to get into everything, knocking down things that were in the lounges and eating the furniture as well to, the doors closed as the same thing happened to several other floors. Ocasonally Arnora could hear a loud scream or two from other residences as they were attacked by a bunch of goats.