16, March 4th

Male

Hetero

Single

UNEMPLOYED

Junior

The Elite.

Lawrence honestly wants to be a big boy football player like his dad, but if the football thing don't work out then... he'll probably coach or become a cop or something.

Lawrence Townsend was born to Ryan and Delilah Townsend in the sweet, sweet town of Los Angeles, California. His father, Ryan Townsend, is currently the starting quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers, after being selected in the first round out of the University of Texas quite a while ago. He has played in countless Super Bowls and won many accolades throughout his career as a quarterback. Lila, on the other hand, was Ryan's high school sweetheart and is currently a housewife.

Being born to who is considered one of, if not the greatest quarterbacks of all time comes with a lot of things to it. Lot of upkeep, lot of training, and definitely a lot of traveling. As a result, Ryan wasn't available for a lot of the year. The only times that the kids were able to see him during the season were when he was playing at home, on a bye week, or on the television. It was hard seeing their father lose a game or get hit hard, but as long as he got back up and was able to come home it was okay. Being a top quarterback does that to someone, and although it was hard for the family, they got over it. Lawrence, Lauren, Lily, and Liam have all lived with it their entire lives.

Lila Townsend did a great job raising the Townsend kids on her own, and the contributions that Ryan had on their lives made Lila's job even better. Every single one of the Townsend kids are doing just fine, or at least in their parents' eyes. Ryan, whenever he's done for the season, spends every single possible minute he can with his kids. Whether it be mentoring Lawrence and helping him break down film, taking his daughters shopping, or teaching his other son, Liam, how to be a great quarterback, he's all over it.

Lawrence, in particular, had decided to follow in his dad's footsteps in playing football. The Townsend family is known as football royalty, as his grandpa, Charles, played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Originally setting out to be a quarterback, it was soon discovered that Lawrence had an affinity for running the ball. As a result, his coaches moved him to runningback where he flourished and fit in just fine. He became the Varsity starter his first year in high school and has been scouted by many teams in the country because of his ability (but also due to his lineage).

Lawrence is currently the all-time leader in rushing yards and rushing touchdowns in BHHS history, and is close to the state record overall. He is fielding offers from schools like the University of Michigan, Louisiana State University, Stanford, his father's Alma Mater the University of Texas, and whatnot. Scouts often describe his playstyle as being very similar to those of former NFL runningbacks Le'Veon Bell and Christian McCaffrey.

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Math
PE

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Chemistry

chicken tendies
82ca9d
Harry Styles

16, March 4

Female

Pansexual

Single

Unemployed

Senior

TBA

Lauren eventually wants to become an English teacher.

Lauren Townsend was born to Ryan and Lila Townsend in the sweet, sweet town of Los Angeles, California. Ryan Townsend is currently the starting quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers, after being selected in the first round out of the University of Texas quite a while ago. Lila, on the other hand, was Ryan's high school sweetheart and is currently a housewife.

Being born to who is considered one of, if not the greatest quarterbacks of all time comes with a lot of things to it. Lot of upkeep, lot of training, and definitely a lot of traveling. As a result, Ryan wasn't available for a lot of the year. The only times that the kids were able to see him during the season were when he was playing at home, on a bye week, or on the television. It was hard seeing their father lose a game or get hit hard, but as long as he got back up and was able to come home it was okay. Being a top quarterback does that to someone, and although it was hard for the family, they got over it. Lawrence, Lauren, Lily, and Liam have all lived with it their entire lives.

Lila Townsend did a great job raising the Townsend kids on her own, and the contributions that Ryan had on their lives made Lila's job even better. Every single one of the Townsend kids are doing just fine, or at least in their parents' eyes. Ryan, whenever he's done for the season, spends every single possible minute he can with his kids. Whether it be mentoring Lawrence and helping him break down film, taking his daughters shopping, or teaching his other son, Liam, how to be a great quarterback, he's all over it.

Lauren Townsend followed more towards her mother's footsteps and decided to be more involved with fashion. As a result, her sense of style is fantastic and she has an eye for many things in addition to fashion. However, though, she has also gained her mother's bratiness among other things as well. It's like Lauren is a mini Lila, only worse. Her attitude is pound-for-pound one of the worst among all teenagers ever.

Additionally, she has an unbelievable wit and sense of humor. She'll figure out a way to insult someone or make fun of something in a very short span of time. Her parents refuse to comment on who it's inherited from, but her father keeps implying it's all her mother.

| B E S T |
English
| W O R S T |
Literally everything else in comparison to English

chicken tendies
#7bcdc8
Barbara Pavlin

16, april 2nd

female

loves all human beings

single and definitely needs to mingle

unemployed, of course.

Junior

jock, i guess?

What are dreams?

Honestly, Ariana doesn't care enough about a lot of things to be truly scared. But, if she had to pick one thing, it would definitely be airplanes. Turbulence makes the girl very uneasy.

Ariana Song was born to Anna and Jay Song in Denver, Colorado. Her mother, Anna Song (née Manning), currently coaches Women's Basketball at UCLA, whereas Jay is a lawyer for SongCo. When Ariana was three years old, the family uprooted themselves and moved all the way to Beverly Hills after Anna decided to go down the coaching path with her basketball career. And as a result, Ariana, along with her brother Mason, have spent the majority of their lives in Beverly Hills.

Growing up, Ariana was introduced to video games at a young age. Her uncle was in possession of this gizmo called an "Xbox One", which was a console made long ago by Microsoft and had lasted for quite a while. Playing games like Halo 5: Guardians and Grand Theft Auto V had made the young girl fall in love with the video game culture very quickly. The subsequent Christmas she was gifted her first gaming console and set of games and it had taken off from there.

As she grew older and became more skilled in video games, Ariana had made it her life. Her closet? Full of gaming related stuff. Mario, Sonic, Pikachu, you name it, she probably had it. Especially Mario, she was quite fond of the Japanese-made Italian Plumber. However though, video games weren't the only aspect of Ariana's life, not on Anna's watch.

Ariana was pushed into doing a sport to keep her from falling into being a living stereotype. As a result, she went into softball, because basketball was too boring for her and everything else involved way too much. As it turned out, she was pretty decent at the softball thing. So decent, that she had been her school's primary second baseman since she first entered the school.

Now, if Ariana isn't doing softball stuff, she's probably hanging with her buds and playing video games with them.

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History

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Math (shocking, I know.)

Kisum
#a187be

16, July 9th

Female

Hetero

Single

Not employed.

Junior

Jock

She really doesn't know, yet.

Olivia's biggest fear is an injury so bad that it redirects her life's direction.

Olivia Lee was born to Charlotte Lee and an unknown father. As soon as the father found out Charlotte was pregnant, he skipped town and was never to be found again. Thus, that created a big challenge with Charlotte. Not to worry, though, as Charlotte had plenty of familial support. As a result, Olivia was raised by her massive extended family including her grandparents and aunts and uncles. Despite her lacking a father, she had plenty of father figures to look up to growing up.

However, it didn't mean Olivia didn't have her fair share of issues. As much as her family tried, they could never really replicate having a true father despite all the male authority figures that were in her life. Olivia lashed out and started to blame her father's departure on herself. Charlotte never really commented on it besides saying that it wasn't really her fault. There was nobody to blame but said father. However, much like the father, it didn't stick with her. Olivia kept lashing out and having a whole lot of pent-up anger, which was bad for someone like her.

As a result, her grandpa suggested putting her into a combat sport, and boy was he right. The Lee family in particular has come from a martial arts background stemming back all the way to the 1800s. And as expected, Olivia took it on like it was nothing. It was a good solution to solve her boundless energy and anger. It is still an effective solution, and by now Olivia has essentially embraced it as her life. She can't imagine herself not training or doing something like that ever.

Currently, Olivia wrestles for BHHS and dabbles in MMA outside of the wrestling season.

| B E S T |
PE

| W O R S T |
Everything else.

Jamie Chung
#fff79a

16, September 4th

Male

Heterosexual

Single and really needs to mingle.

Unemployed

Junior

Jock

Justin is a relatively small quarterback. Barely hitting 6'0" by the tip of his hair, it's easy to see why he isn't the starting quarterback for his football team. It doesn't mean he doesn't have any less talent, though. He has huge hands, which definitely helps him hold a football just fine. Save for his lack of height, Justin is pretty much built to be a quarterback. He definitely has the frame and strength to do so.

Justin has the same goals as any other football player would. He wants to go to college and make it into the National Football League. He knows he's a talented football player and is willing to do anything to show the world that he is capable of doing so.

Justin's biggest fear is falling just short of realizing his dream. If he knew he was going not going to realize them then it would have been fine, but to just fall short would absolutely crush him. Something like getting injured just before the last game of his college career or not being drafted or signed by a team. That would crush him.

Justin had a very standard childhood growing up. One older sister, a mom, and a dad. They were your average, run-of-the-mill middle class family. Both parents worked while the kids were at school. Justin's dad was a project manager for a local construction company whereas his mom was a nurse at a bigger hospital.

To help make things a little easier on the family, Justin was shoved into football to keep him at school long enough until one of his parents could pick him up and take him home. It was better he be watched there than be left alone with his sister. As a result, he spent many hours on the field doing whatever. Eventually he'd found his calling as a quarterback and had held onto the position since.

He hadn't seen the field much since he joined the BHHS football team, though. Being stuck behind quarterback extraordinaire Damien O'Connor had limited the amount of time he spent on the field. To this day, he still wished that he would somehow win the job over Damien.

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English
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Physics

Zac Efron
dodgerblue

17, April 8th

Other (she/her)

Pansexual

Single

LGBT Relations Assistant at the Local Community Center

Junior

Floater

Camille is six foot flat, and even taller in heels. She really, really likes her makeup and will sometimes experiment with crazy combinations to see if she likes it or not. Her sense of fashion is just as extravagant, coming up with various outfits out of her expansive closet just to slay on the daily.

Camille wants to become an advocate for fellow LGBT people and give them more of a voice.

Having her life threatened over what she believes in and who she is as a person.

Camille wasn't always the person she was today. However, she doesn't like to talk about her childhood nor does she ever want her background to be known. The only thing she makes known is that she wasn't always a woman and that she isn't straight either.

However, one of the most obvious parts of her upbringing was her knack for being an advocate. Her mother was a physical therapist for veterans, so she knew a thing or two about being an advocate and assisting those who needed it. She struggled with figuring out what she wanted to be an advocate for, however. Her mom had veterans, and she wasn't grasped enough by any other cause to become an advocate for them either.

Once she figured out who she was, though, it was clear as day what she would associate herself with. From that day on, she decided she would be an LGBT advocate and would devote her life to giving those people a voice.

N/A

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English
| W O R S T |
Gym

Rita Ora
lightpink

16, 8/18

Male

Heterosexua

Single

The best god damn rapper at BHHS.

Junior

The Yung Steve Clan (he's the only member of it, but don't tell him that because he's very sensitive about his rapping career and his path to achieving his dreams).

Rap.

Not being able to become a rapper.

How does a superstar wrestler from Hong Kong manage to have the biggest meme in the world for a son? Nobody knows, nor will they ever know. Steve was born to Kenny and Kendra Chen in Los Angeles, where he met his lord and savior Kanye West at a very young age. Kanye, as usual, instilled some wisdom and faith into Steve and that was when Yung Steve was created. However, the first Yung Steve track didn't come out until sometime in the eighth grade.

After that, he began the grind. Every day after school he'd work on tracks. Fruity Loops, Logic Pro X, and all that fun stuff. He taught himself how to use it, and he was starting to get good at it, or so he thought. I mean, how else could you get a line like this:



Steve continues to be on that grind, now expanding to cultivating a fanbase. He doesn't have many fans, but he claims that they're just sleeping on him.

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Music
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English

ed1c24
Ki Hong-Lee

15, 1/15

Female

Pansexual

Single

No time to work. Study, study, study!

Freshmen

Nerd

Allison wants to graduate as a valedictorian from high school and college.

Not achieving her goal of valedictorian.

Allison was born to a couple of scientists who came from a very high pedigree and well educated background. So, Allison had a lot to live up to from the start, but she was up to the challenge. Novels by the second grade? No problem. Multiplication by the third grade? She crushed that like Donkey Kong. Her brain is often described as a very odd place to be, but it gets results as reflected in her grades. She has yet to get anything lower than an A in a course. Of course, if A+ were actually counted, then it'd be a whole different story for her.

Now, she attends BHHS and is undertaking some harder classes for someone of her grade. Just one semester in and her streak continues to live. She intends to keep a workload like this throughout her high school career, in hopes of getting into a prestigious school come college application time.

| B E S T |
Everything.
| W O R S T |
Haha!

Natalia Dyer
pink

16, 12/12

Female

Bisexual

Single

Twitch Streamer

Junior

Gamer

Sarah wants to be a professional eSports athlete.

Sarah's greatest fear is the internet and video games suddenly disappearing from existence. That won't ever happen, though, hopefully.

So, you have people who actually didn't want to have kids adopting their deadbeat sister's daughter after she overdosed on heroin and died. Sarah never met her mom outside of being a baby, where she was much too young to remember anything about those days. Instead, her current parents are actually her biological aunt and uncle. But, that didn't mean that they wanted to adopt Sarah. They were in the crowd where they didn't want to have kids because they found them to be too much of a nuisance and just overall not really up their alley. However, as much as they didn't want to be involved, Sarah was very well a piece of their blood and flesh just being left alone and without parents. As a result, Sarah was taken in by her aunt and uncle despite their wishes and took on the responsibility of raising their niece.

But it didn't mean they did a great job. Most of the time, they stuck Sarah in front of a screen of some sort, whether it'd be an iPad or a television or a computer. They figured that it did a better job of keeping her company and entertained than the two of them could. Were they willing to feed, bathe, and change her poopy diapers? Yeah, they were. But they didn't know how to interact with her for the most part. Sesame Street carried the task of raising Sarah on its back until it was time for her to go to school. Due to the fact that she didn't really interact with other people as a wee lass, she didn't really know how to interact with her future peers.

To this day, she still doesn't. In person, Sarah is about as awkward as you could get. A lot of social situations and cues go over her head. It's not that she doesn't recognize them, she just doesn't know how to react to them because she's never been in that sort of situation before. However, life digitally was much, much different for her. The online world was where she thrives most, mostly because she loses herself in video games and tries to escape the harsh reality of - well - existing. As a result of her attempts to escape from reality, she had gained quite the skill in the various video games that she'd played. Ironically, she spends three days per week talking to strangers on the internet while she plays video games, while she struggles to interact with people she's known since preschool.

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English
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History

#F7DC6F
Chloe Grace Moretz

16, 3/28

Female

"Heterosexual", closeted and denying lesbian

She is taken by God, but that doesn't mean she won't let a girl boy fool around with her.

Unemployed

Junior

Music Geeks

She just wants to sing and have a good time.

Lily's greatest fear is that she's actually lesbian. She doesn't want to be one of the things she hates.

Lily Henry was born to mother Hunter Harris and a father who supposedly died in war overseas. So she grew up in the Harris family's hometown of Katy, Texas to a pretty religious family. The Harris clan was the poster for a conservative, religious family. It took many generations to shake off the lingering racism (which still exists in some parts of the family), but the homophobia still runs rampant even to this day. Little does the Lily and the rest of the Harris family know, though, Hunter Harris was with a woman at some point in time. Whether that woman is her "father" is a secret that nobody but Hunter knows. The only thing the Harris family knows is the father who died overseas.

Hunter and Lily eventually uprooted themselves and moved to Southern California since Hunter had gotten a job a company located in California. Of course, the Southern California branch was chosen in a heartbeat. It was much, much better than snowflake-filled Northern California. Lily grew up holding her conservative values to heart, which lead her to making a lot of enemies growing up. Nowadays, though, she's unaware of her true reputation but has a semblance of an idea about just how many people dislike or even hate her. It didn't matter, though.

Wolves don't care about the opinions of sheep.

| B E S T |
Choir
| W O R S T |
History

Alicia Debnam Carey
seagreen

16, 9/2

Female

Pansexual

Single

N/A

Junior

The Car People

Ellie just wants to race cars, man.

Wrecking.

Ellie was born with a wrench in her hand. Well, maybe not literally, but with her in-depth knowledge with all things cars, she might as well have been. Gasoline flowed through those veins of hers, with both of her parents having roots in automobiles. As a matter of fact, her parents were also street racers back in the day. However, once her mother, Lauren Ford (née Reid), was pregnant with Elise, they decided to settle down and just focus on providing Ellie with a good life.

Ellie is the only child of Lauren and Isaac Ford, so she was quite coddled and spoiled when it came to her upbringing. Even though her parents didn't really dabble in racing illegally anymore, she was still around quite a bit of horsepower. Her mom owned a vintage 2018 Nissan GT-R Nismo, and her father owned a classic 2016 Dodge Viper ACR, in addition to an Audi RS7 which was used to cart the family around whenever the Ford family felt like convening (no Fords in the family. Ironic, right?)

She was pushed to get her license as soon as possible, having every single basic driving skill driven into her at a young age. Whatever you gave her to drive, she could drive it almost immediately. She obtained her license as soon as she was able to, passing on the very first attempt. About a couple of hours later, she then received her first speeding ticket. Were the Fords expensive to insure? You're god damn right they were, but they didn't care. As long as Ellie saw the joy of all things cars, then they didn't have a problem with it.

| B E S T |
Math
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English

Im Jinah (Nana)
b0e0e6

Ellie drives a 2001 Honda Integra Type-R

17, 4/19

Male

Homosexual

Single

Cashier at the local comic book shop

Junior

Geek

To tear Marshall Radley's beating heart out of his chest To work for Marvel Studios in the future and work on the Avengers reboot.

Comic books suddenly disappearing and non-existent as a medium.

Toby was born in a comic book. He wishes he was kidding, but there exists a picture of a newborn Toby wrapped in a comic book because his mother had him in a car and the closest thing to them was a comic book. It was Action Comics Issue #852. Ever since then, he was practically raised on them. Starting off with stuff like Archie, and then eventually moving onto big boys like X-Men or The Coalition. He was often teased for reading comic books on an hourly basis. He'd bring stacks of them in his backpack. Sometimes kids were jerks and took it from him. Nothing he could do about it.

In the seventh grade, he discovered he was gay after he kissed a girl and he didn't really like it. His parents didn't like it so much either. As a matter of fact, his mother fainted when she found out her son was homosexual. But at the same time, they weren't really that surprised. His parents struggle with accepting the fact that he's gay, but as long as he's happy, they're happy.

Then came Marshall Radley. It was a good relationship, and the first substantial one of Toby's relatively short life. He was happy, up until things turned south and the relationship turned sour. The inevitable break up was clean, but it didn't mean Toby wasn't in shambles. He is still getting over it to this day, being stuck on the "anger" stage of grief.

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English
| W O R S T |
History

Michael Cera
f7941d

16, 6/1

Female

Heteroflexible

Single

She's too young to have a job.

Junior

TBA

#D9A7FF
Gina Darling

16, 3/25

Female

Pansexual

Single

Unemployed

Junior

Jock

Logan wants to play volleyball in the olympics!

Logan is ultimately scared of not being able to live up to her dreams and having to take the worst path in life.

Logan, along with her twin sister, were not exactly what their father, Benjamin Thomas, was expecting. He had been lead to believe that he was going to be having twin boys. He was super excited about it. He was pumped to do all sorts of boy shit, like play football and roughhouse with them. That was, until the day Logan and Kendall Thomas were born.

To say he was surprised is a severe understatement. But, he wasn't going to be rejecting his twin daughters. He took it in stride, but because he was so prepared for boys, he couldn't think of other names for the girls. The doctors kept grilling him about names. But for whatever reason, the only name he could come up with were those of his ex-girlfriends. Eventually, he bit the bullet and gave them the names that he was going to name his sons.

Logan and Kendall grew up with the excellent cooking of Ben Thomas, as he was still the long time chef of the Sunshine Diner. However, since he was at the diner so much, that caused them to be home with their mom, who also wasn't around enough for them to really benefit. As a result, Logan and Kendall started to take different paths in life as they continued to go through the years. Logan being the ideal daughter, whereas Kendall is not really the ideal daughter.

| B E S T |
Everything.
| W O R S T |
Nothing.

Kat Graham (blonde)
sandybrown

16, 3/25

Female

Pansexual

Single

Unemployed

Junior

Burner

Hehe.

No more weed!

Kendall, along with her twin sister, were not exactly what their father, Benjamin Thomas, was expecting. He had been lead to believe that he was going to be having twin boys. He was super excited about it. He was pumped to do all sorts of boy shit, like play football and roughhouse with them. That was, until the day Logan and Kendall Thomas were born.

To say he was surprised is a severe understatement. But, he wasn't going to be rejecting his twin daughters. He took it in stride, but because he was so prepared for boys, he couldn't think of other names for the girls. The doctors kept grilling him about names. But for whatever reason, the only name he could come up with were those of his ex-girlfriends. Eventually, he bit the bullet and gave them the names that he was going to name his sons.

Logan and Kendall grew up with the excellent cooking of Ben Thomas, as he was still the long time chef of the Sunshine Diner. However, since he was at the diner so much, that caused them to be home with their mom, who also wasn't around enough for them to really benefit. As a result, Logan and Kendall started to take different paths in life as they continued to go through the years. Logan being the ideal daughter, whereas Kendall is not really the ideal daughter.

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None
| W O R S T |
All

Kat Graham (black hair)
royalblue

17, 8/4

Female

Bisexual

Single

Freelance Writer for Buzzfeed (nobody knows its actually her tho)

Senior

Prep

#ffa10a
Mia Khalifa

16, 6/6

Female

Bi-curious

Single

The limitations of her student visa do not allow her to have an actual job.

Junior

Turbo Nerd

Kazue's fashion sense is very Americanized due to constantly being exposed to American culture back when she lived in Japan. She ditches kimonos and Harajuku for Levi's Jeans and Ralph Lauren. She passes for an American student very well appearance wise, to speak in a general sense. Shoulder length hair, winged eyeliner, and matte lipstick are the name of her game. Unfortunately for her, that's the best thing she can do to be American right now.

Kazue doesn't know what the fuck she wants to do.

Kazue is MOST scared of being buried alive. Nothing freaks her out more than that.

Kazue was born in Tokyo, Japan to a nurse and a company president. She was the only successful pregnancy that her mother was able to have. Every pregnancy before and after Kazue came along had ended with less than desirable results. As a result, she was coddled and spoiled as a child, which included access to pretty much all the TV she wanted as a result of her parents being so busy all the time. She was raised on the television, and soon she discovered the magic of American television. First it was Spongebob, then it was onto Friends, then finally it was on Game of Thrones.

She grew up the same way most American kids did, except with dubs and subs. She was always looked at as weird or bizzare for her weird American show references. Naruto? Bleach? One Piece? Nah. Friends, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and Seinfeld. She had no shame. She was proud of who she was. She started to see America as a place she'd really like to be, and after countless begging her parents had finally decided to let her go and attend BHHS as a transfer student.

| B E S T |
Japanese
| W O R S T |
English, naturally

Karen Fukuhara
maroon

17, 12/1

Female

Heterosexual

Single

N/A

Senior

Jock

Brianna just wants to live life and be happy.

Brianna's greatest fear is not being able to find a nice boy to marry because of her appearance.

Punch! Kick! Sweep the leg! As soon as Brianna could walk, she was taught to punch and kick very soon after. Martial arts was a way of life for for the Chang family. Might not have been traditional, but as long some sort of martial art was being practiced, then that was all their ancestors could ask for. Her particular branch of the family was versed in TKD. Her parents are both black belts in TKD, leading to Brianna being very well trained in the martial art.

Middle school was the first time she encountered Sam Lassiter and Olivia Lee, which was the start of their very long history together. However, Brianna was often on the losing side whenever she was against them simply because they were just better. No matter how much work she put in, she was still often on the losing side. Brianna no longer considers it a rivalry since they are now teammates, following the logic that iron sharpens iron.

| B E S T |
Science
| W O R S T |
Art

Lavender
Amber Liu