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Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by natsumehack
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If there a problem Murder is always a valid answer.

Big bad? Murder him/her.

Lich? Murder it.

Lawn needs mowing? I doubt anyone is going to ask why your lawn has suddenly began to wither.

Someone in your RP not following the rules? DeathNote them.

Assembly for Peace between two war torn nations? Murdering a top guy on both sides, and framing a third nation Never hurt for peace.

Got to take a dump? Not if you are not alive.

(Am I doing these life lesson right? Or am I am not pretentious, and half baking the lesson to the right point? )
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by natsumehack
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Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by CidTheKid
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What if you need to do calculus or math, or such?

There is no such thing as dead numbers.
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by natsumehack
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CidTheKid said
What if you need to do calculus or math, or such?There is no such thing as dead numbers.


Kill your math teacher, and abosbe his knowledge.
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by Sloth
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Where does one acquire one of these "DeathNote"s?

It's not like those just randomly fall out of the sky, Nat.
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Sloth said
Where does one acquire one of these "DeathNote"s?It's not like those just randomly fall out of the sky, Nat.


You right, they drop out of the sky.
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by CidTheKid
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natsumehack said
Kill your math teacher, and abosbe his knowledge.


Not all of us can gain the power of those we kill, nat.

Also, man, was I ever reminded of this post.
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CidTheKid said
Not all of us can gain the power of those we kill, nat. Also, man, was I ever reminded of


He clearly has no idea what he talking about in that last sentence.
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by Shy
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unemployment, racial conflicts, sectarian violence, economic inequality, pollution, unjust laws, political repression, and climate change.


Unemployment: Kill anyone without a job. You want to fire someone? Murder 'em. Someone quits? Hunt them down and murder them.

Racial Conflicts: Murder everyone that isn't Black/Arab/White/Asian/Brown/Whatever race wants to dominate. You now have a singular race.

Economic inequality: ... This one is tough because if someone has even a cent more than you it isn't equal... hmmmmm.

Pollution: Make the fine for littering your life. Also murder everyone who knows how to work in one of those plants or factories that pollute the air.

Unjust Laws: Kill anyone who finds them unjust.

Political repression: Just murder the guy in charge and his lackeys. Or the reverse.

Climate Change: Yeah I'm coming up short here too.
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by CidTheKid
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Shy said
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So, essentially, the solution to all of societys' problems is to kill everyone that participates in society.
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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CidTheKid said
So, essentially, the solution to all of societys' problems is to kill everyone that participates in society.


He's making a good point. Kill him.
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BrobyDDark said
He's making a good point. Kill him.


Uh oh you qouted him, we got to kill you as well, as me.
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CidTheKid said
So, essentially, the solution to all of societys' problems is to kill everyone that participates in society.


Not everyone. Just 99.9%
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by natsumehack
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Shy said
Not everyone. Just 99.9%


SO everyone but me.
Hidden 12 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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natsumehack said
Uh oh you qouted him, we got to kill you as well, as me.


You quoted me, scum. You gotta die.
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BrobyDDark said
You quoted me, scum. You gotta die.


STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW!
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