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[h2]Flip The Burg*r Application Form[/h2]

I _______________ formally apply for the position of [u]Del[b]i[/b]VerY Cr[b]E[/b]w[/u] at Flip The Burg*r.

I understand Flip The Burg*r is not at fault when I indubitably suffer a zombie related injury.[/center]

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[B]The Interview[/B]

[b]Q:[/b] Why you wanna do deliveries anyway?
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[b]Q:[/b] You ever been out in The Sands before?
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[b]Q:[/b] What's [url=upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/common… picture[/url] got you thinkin' about?
[b]A:[/b]

[b]Q:[/b] You're delivering a package when, BAM! - a dozen zombies jump out and they're like, "give us the package b@#$% - what do you do, huh?
[b]A:[/b]

[b]Q:[/b] Sure, you're hired, got any questions?
[b]A:[/b]

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[b]Name:[/b] __________________

[b]Signature:[/b] _____________

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The Interview

Q: Why you wanna do deliveries anyway?
A: Great way to see the Sands and get paid doing so.

Q: You ever been out in The Sands before?
A: Never but I heard it's a great place to get a tan.

Q: What's this picture got you thinkin' about?
A: Delivering pizzas and my greatest weaknesses are that work too hard, I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.

Q: You're delivering a package when, BAM! - a dozen zombies jump out and they're like, "give us the package b@#$% - what do you do, huh?
A: Bring out my cricket bat coated in barbed wire and say, "Wanna Dance, let's dance. But can we make this quick because I only have ten minutes to deliver this pizza."

Q: Sure, you're hired, got any questions?
A: How many vacation days do I get

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Name: Wanda Winson

Signature:

The Interview

Q: Why you wanna do deliveries anyway?
A: Pop's said I had to get a job or he'd melt down my glass shard collection. Which, he's got no idea how hot you gotta get glass to melt it. I'm playing on the safe side though cause I've seen him throw a tire into the sun. Oh and, uh, I f*&#ing love-- driving... vehicles.

Q: You ever been out in The Sands before?
A: Oh yeah, I've been out there once or twice. You can take the boy out of the sand but you can't take the sand out of the boy, am I right?

Q: What's this picture got you thinkin' about?
A: That's a jazzy little guy for sure. He's got style. I bet he dances when no one is looking. I would dance if I could but music makes me go catatonic. Or claustrophobic or whatever.

Q: You're delivering a package when, BAM! - a dozen zombies jump out and they're like, "give us the package b@#$% - what do you do, huh?
A: Customer is always right. It's probably their 'kage.

Q: Sure, you're hired, got any questions?
A: So, I was wondering. Is there like, financial compensation to my family after I get eaten or-- cause I really don't want to give them big bucks for my loss. It's like rewarding a scrap for bad behavior and that goes against my morals.

Name: Copper Noen Neon Halle

Signature: COPPER