Seems interesting, if I have time, I'll join.
Edit: and yes, there are several typos in that monster of an OP. :^)
I've been fixing some stuff as I continually re-read it, but yea, there were some doozies.
ay, i put a fraction of work into this beautiful little monster too, so thanks for all the interest everybody.
(Tbh Fire was a huge help, especially with lore, ideas, and hype of course.)